Fresh off a Swedish Facebook page, people were asked to choose the most attractive body type

Well do a poll with them and post results then fagman.

I do agree 3 is the best option,
>tfw #5 is me as well.

OP here,

I guess what surprised me the most was that 5 was more popular than 2

Presumably by fat women though who can't feel good about themselves if they date someone 40% bf lower than themselves

>tfw between 3 and 5
feels good to be doing big, simple lifts, man

it's the same as chubby basement dwellers say they wouldn't want a big breasted blonde bimbo, because she's fake or made of plastic or anything.

The reason they say they don't want them, is because they know they can't have them.

>5 was more popular than 2
Why wouldn't it be? I mean it's pretty obvious he's bigger than 2. He's just having a serious bulk, but once he shreds that fat he's going to be way bigger.

none of those bodies are higher than a 7

roided losers BTFO

/thread

He looks bigger than 3 too

I think it's more about the amount of body fat they like than the size

It's this.
Usually just called "sour grapes."

I also would like to point out that on Facebook your comments are public and all your family, friends, and boyfriend/husband can read them. If these girls are with guys who are 3, 4, 5, obviously they're not going to do something as stupid as saying they want 1 and 2.

> Swedish Facebook page
Disregarded

Facebook is the most un-anonymous thing ever.

Women want a muscular body, but not so large that it looks like you're already thinking about the tupperware box with chicken, rice and broccoli you're gonna consume for 3/4 in exactly 1 hour and 36 minutes.

This. If they had the option all these women would choose husbando mode.

>dkn man känner igen människor i skärmdumpen

The main type of woman commenting on a facebook photo like this are probably fat fucks themselves- dont delude yourself with ugly girl standards

You're friends with a lot of white trash people then

Read it. The only thing to take away from it is that people don't like body 1, 4 and 6, but are fine with what's in between.

3 is the most popular.

troll pages etc typed 6.

All in all nothing to see here. Just the results anyone would expect. OP tries to stirr up shit.

I want to see some justification from the people who chose 4

Girls who want a loser to dom

>believing what women say they want and what they actually want is the same

yea no

can i get a sauce for this facebook post

This

Fuck. I've started on a boat-load of cardio. I'll end up like 4!

Only "muscle-building" I'll be doing is the arm strength for swimming!

sour grapes, women approaching the wall, virtue signalling, etc.

don't listen to what they say, watch what they do. wifey goes on her girls nights out and leaves dadbod hubby home for a reason

"Thug Life Gruppen" on Facebook

... I know...

1 is a bit too much, but i'd say 2 and 3 are the same on attractiveness followed by 5.

All those bitches saying 6 and 5 before 3 and 2 are either lying or don't think they're good enough for a 2 or 3.

ok but...why should we care? Its not like anyone here lifts for girls, right? user you dont lift for girls, RIGHT?

Lol, facebook is un-anonymous site. They will write what makes them look best. Probably 2 would be first and 3 would be second if it was anonymous.

How is 1 not more popular?

d'uh no... I lift for nerds on a Vietnamese rice paper drawings board.

Imagine that, women want a body that won't make them feel self-conscious.
In other news, water is wet.

this

> "I'm actually attracted to men with visible muscle mass and no man boobs but I'm going to pretend to like dadbods because then people will think I'm not shallow!"

>Unnatural
>Roided monkey
>More boobs than most women
>Exceeds aesthetic shoulder waist ratio
>Left humanity behind

Ripped bodies are attractive within the human natty limit (even if roided)

>she thinks muscles are constantly hard
>she doesnt know that a muscular chest is like a pillow when it's relaxed
>she's only ever been with men who are never gonna make it

>wanting to look like a fucking human
not going to make it

>swedish
stopped reading there
do you really expect me to take anything serious if it has anything to do with fucking Sweden?

>Swedish Facebook page

What did you expect?

>swedish
into the trash it goes

Veeky Forums is the only board where you can see people typing this shittily.

I too hate this meme where women think muscle is hard when you have a lean look.

Claim: "I like No 5 because I like to cuddle :3"
Translation: "I like No 5 on my low maintenance cuck boyfriend because Chad already has 1 or 2"

>implying these women would have a chance with natty overlord simeon panda or a connor murphyesque type of guy

KEK

Because life isn't a product of linear progression

tfw no hijab-wearing fuccboi to impregnate ;_;

>2016+1
>Fucking women instead of qt traps

Fucking trash post tbqhfampai

Traps are shit. I want futa

you know its been proven women rate men lower than men rate women, and how women will put down higher ranked men if they are lower ranked?

>swedes
>darkest skin is the most popular

Color me shocked

what

Isn't number 1 the darkest? Also black nipples.

Femanon here-- none of these bodies look like Dmitry Klokov, therefore none are objectively the best. Russian roiding bear is what women want.

...

>listening to grill opinions

3 is obviously the most ideal body for the majority of women. Not too large, good bf%, can clearly see all muscle definition.

Only ugly/fat women would pick 6, and only women that like to be the pretty one in the relationship or are fat/ugly would pick 5.

Nice satanic nipple trips

Reminder that listening to women was what made you a 25yo kissless virgin in the first place.

Hey I'm just 21

It's funny seeing Veeky Forums newfags and autists get buttblasted when they realize getting fit won't magically fix their life problems.

How anyone can be over 18 and not realize that a good body for a man is like a good pair of tits are for a woman. A nice bonus, but not really a make or break thing.

If you continue to lift past ottermode then you're all you're goin to impress are other men. If you're not doing this for fun, or to make money off your body, then you're just wasting your time.

t. guy with 520lb squat

no one is impressed by bodyweight squat

5 probably is my goal out of those though

With good tits alone you can easily get rich and have one of the best man around

I'm only 215 tho.

Don't kid yourself, you could get a drunk, horny guy at the club for a one night stand and that's it. Same thing with muscles and club rats. That qt you've been in love with since the first semester won't fall for you just because you've gained 20lb.

Dude, none of the women from sweden or upfront with their want for traditional masuclinity and men.

They have an entire fucking little blog circle devoted to the evils of "manspreading".
Want to know what that its?
It's men sitting with their legs wide open.
And guess what, the entire fucking thing is filled with dozens of pages of women taking sneaky thigh crotch and bulge shots of guys sitting with their legs open while blathering on about the evils of men

>he thinks a website = all women

That's as retarded as thinking tumblr represents all women.

Men are more honest and upfront with their desires because it's expected and it is what garners success
Women are more discreet and hide their desires behind a facade to protect themselves from being used or ostracized by others.

Ew

You guys overanalyze this shit. Of course women prefer 3&5, anyone who isn't surrounded by roided up, sweaty men will as well. I remember 9 years ago I used to think bodies like 1 were gross, now it looks good to me.

You guys don't realize how much our perceptions are warped by our surroundings.

>That qt you've been in love with since the first semester won't fall for you just because you've gained 20lb.
Women are completely hypergamous dude. Improving your looks (lifting helps do this) improving your sexual market value (lifting helps do this) and increasing your social circle (lifting does not do this) are LITERALLY the only things women see. That being said If the qt you've been in love with all semester doesnt like you its usually because you're firstly, not good looking enough, and secondly not rich enough or popualar enough for her. Its a hard pill to swallow but true. There are obvious transformative cases where a guy has improved himself to the point where he gets what he wants but its rare. Lifting isnt the magic pill but it sure does help in the cocktail of self improvement were all trying to mix and swallow until we feel 'good enough' for someone we like or much more rarely; for ourselves.

This...a lot of those chicks were likely also saying that because those are the bodies their boyfriend/husbands have and that's what they like in that moment. If they were single, they'd definitely be going for 1, 2 & 3 exclusively.

We are talking about Sweden here, literally tumblr - The Country

>Women are completely hypergamous dude

Stopped reading right there. Go back to /r9k/ because you've clearly never been with a woman and you have no idea what you're talking about.

How do I get myself to look like this? Who is this beef cake?

A gay porn star.

That's like girls saying they want a nice guy
OP wears a fedora when he sleeps, 5/10

File name kek

I've been on Veeky Forums since around 2008 and I still find roid monkeys disgusting. Always have, always will

It's almost like guys here project their idea of what women want through an extremely distorted lense of insecurity and their own beliefs of the perfect male physique.

Women don't form attraction to men in the same way that we do to them. I don't know how many times it has to be said before it fucking sinks in.

Abs are such a meme.

Test blast then cruise for life

Fug. Time to kms

You're one of the few, then. A lot of guys here consider fucking Arnold "small".

>5 was more popular than 2
5 is brown. Swedes cucked again. No surpise about 2, 3 tho.

you're fat, brah. Don't settle up for what women want. Strive to perfection.

>athletes, models, action stars
>all rich and famous (= high social status)
>popular with ladies
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>neutrons
I found your problem. You're dumb.

HGH

Memeing aside, 2 looks like a 15-year-old's body, which turns off women over 20. 3 looks like an average guy's body.

unnatural. No one looks like that

Careful man. You're desecrating Veeky Forums's golden calf
If they start to accept that their false idol of jacked physiques won't magically grant them all the pussy they desire they'll actually have to go out and talk to girls to get pussy and that's way to fucking scary bro.

You'll start a riot in here talking like that.

>3 looks like an average guy's body.
come on... I look like that after 3 years of lifting.

Leo and Johnny Depp pull more pussy than everyone here combined, more than handsome Veeky Forums celebs like Hemsworth and Cavill too, and their bodies are absolute dogshit.

Unless you're fat as fuck or skeletor skinny women won't care much about your body.