So why did they break up?

So why did they break up?

her clit-dick didn't HANG LOWER THAN HER SCOOPS COME ON, YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO SHOOP-AHHHH

Was she before the marriage or this is a new one?

She had a weak stomach, c'mon.

well memed

GET BIG C'MON 5 SCOOPS SHOOP DAHHHHHH

She couldn't handle all the scoops

gotta confuse the fans right babe

he found out all she wanted was a green card

>she wanted a beauty
>He wanted a beast to LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

So was the divorce mutual or did he divorce her?

He annulled the marriage

kek that's a big fuck you to her, starting to think is right

GOOD FUCKING MORNING

GOOD FUCKING MORNING SARA, I get to keep the house, right babe?

He is right, he made a long video talking about it

He overheard her talking to her mom about money she stole from Rich, and then he found out about the green card thing on top of the stealing

after everyone had been telling him or implying that marrying a fob so quickly after meeting her is dodgy at least

Yeah, and he admitted he was being blind and stupid by not listening to so many people who care about him

>he found out all she wanted was a green card

Pro tip: This is all any non-American woman wants. No exceptions. I had sex with so many Latinas at my college who after knowing them for a couple months asked if I would marry them. topkek

I would say "how could you be so fucking stupid to not know" but then I realized we are talking about Wealthy Harpsichord here.

Gotta confuse the pussy right babe?

Gotta confuse the marriage, right babe?

He said it was because she was stealing money from him

Not true. My British wife has no desire to go to America. I have no desire to go back.

No shit, what did he think a wife does?