Help! It's only the fourth day of nofap2017 and I have the biggest boner right now

Help! It's only the fourth day of nofap2017 and I have the biggest boner right now.
What am I suppose to do with it? It's not going away.

Do push ups until you crush your peen

I already cracked m8

came buckets

WHO IS THIS BONER CONDONER?

How about you jerk off like a normal person? Why the fuck is nofap even a thing?

Find some way to distract yourself.

There are literally two hunnit ways to do so.

It'll add two hundred pounds to your bench and you'll have wipeless poops

Do people really have such pathetic lives that this is an issue which requires consideration?

Either stroke one out to regain your sanity, or suppress that shit and it will happen in your sleep. Also: jurassic feels

I got off anti depressants like 6 months ago, and my libido is still not back, I literally have no desire to jerk off ever.

Now when I shit my dick leaks a fuck load of cum, does this happen to no fappers too?

Do you have a scat fetish?

No dude, I think it's because of the prostate, jw if this is normal for people that don't fap.

I've never heard of that. But i will say that after I did nofap November 2015, it took me like a month to regain my libido. Also: more jurassic feels

>when I shit my dick leaks a fuck load of cum

fucking what

What the fuck?

I'm going to guess your prostate is so loaded that your shit is milking it. Could try a light herbal supplement. Men's multi is enough to get me faping like a teenager.

I think you should talk about this with an actual doctor. You know, a human one, not WebMD or this dingleberry flicking enthusiast image board

go for a walk

hey I'm watching this too. good user

yeah. masturbate to porn like a normal person user. might I recommend blacked.com. it's one of the hottest porn sites on the internet

>spreading broscience

Fuck off gommie

Boner deadlifts 1xF

I take zma and tribulus, ain't doing shit.

I have, he doesn't seem concerned, he said it will come back, but That was a few months ago

>day 6
Went to the store and was getting checked out by jailbait and stared at flabby asses in leggings the whole time. Thank god I was in an isolated area during my gym time today, or I probably would've been busted for staring at grills the entire time

I've failed so fucking badly already. Literally only lasted two days.
If I can go a whole week I'll be a happy man.

but your dingus will explode

>Nip language during battle
lel

Day 6 atm... doesnt feel anything, no attraction, no change in mind, nothing.
I guess my testlevel is already decrasing.

>Now when I shit my dick leaks a fuck load of cum, does this happen to no fappers too?
You know, that happens to me too sometimes and I fap like a mofo, never taken antidepressants. My dick doesn't leak a "fuck load" (maybe cuz I fap a lot) but it's enough that it's obviously jizz. I have two theories:
>Shit pushes against prostate which then expresses semen
I take big, anus-tearing shits so this makes sense to me, or
>I cum a little without noticing
I'm more skeptical on this, but have you ever ruined an orgasm? It's the same principle, you jizz but you barely feel it and the jizz kind of dribbles out. I came up with this theory cuz the toilet jizz seems to happen most often after I'd been out driving and my dick had been pinched, so I wondered if maybe having tight pants + vibrations from driving was enough to massage me over the edge but not strong enough that I noticed or actually ejaculated my jizz fully out of my dick.