Nofap 2017

How is it faring boys?

5 days in and I'm having rockhard boners all the time, it's getting ridicilous
Got invited out to a bar tonight, I need to get laid so bad I will hit on all girls I come across and don't give a shit about embarassing myself

You holding up your nofap 17?

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chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

brty gud, so far I'm not really having any problems taming my dick.

Enjoy cumming in 5 seconds and embarrassing yourself because you fell for a stupid meme

Also why the fuck are these threads getting more and more popular? what does not touching your dick have to do with fitness?

p good I let my gf tend to me, also I'm about to score a side chick.

What do feel threads have to do with fitness?
If you want to talk about fitness, go to reddit.

#yesfap2017

nice bro you are now officially cool and respectable

>Day 5 too
Its ok
Not looking at sexy pics helps, stay away from thic threads

6 days in its ok losing interest in videogames a bit thats all really want to work out but currently sick ;(

does no fap still count if i cum without using hands?

>If you want to talk about fitness, go to reddit.

Holy shit end yourself

And I hate feels thread and all of that autism too

I think it's a bit hypocritcal that people ridicule each other over "Lifting for girls" when literally every part of this board is talking about girls and how to get them.

I hope you kill yourself when you realize that not touching your wee wee won't make girls tolerate your disgusting personality all of the sudden.

literally on day 2 at the gym i already started staring at them yoga pants asses on women, i feel a great confident boost in general and it's feeling great

the only thing i've been worrying about is a little bit of edging i think as long as i dont physically touch my winky it's not really edging

i also now have this wierd urge sometimes to watch porn and suff random pictures, it's a little bit scary now that i actively think about NOT watching porn, i think way more about porn in my daily life than i did before

it also feels good getting these 100% diamond hard errections again in the shower, like a legit errection from the bottom on the heart, not that 75% bullshit im used to

Are you a virgin?

Nofap has nothing to do with sexual stamina

>on nofap
>asks if im the virgin

and yes it does have to do with stamina, I don't give a shit what """"studies""""" you have to back it up, go and try it yourself, you will cum under thirty seconds.

lost 10h before december 31 ended, i hookup with a really hot girl at a party, she was blowing me and her mom called her for some urgent shit, she bailed out and i've got blue balls, so i fapped when i got home

No, the reason you cum too fast is the nervousness and tension

I once went 2 months without sex and still lasted plenty because I know how to control my breathing and kegel muscles

Of course you will last longer if you have sex everyday, but the "cumming in 10 seconds because nofap" meme is directed at virgins mostly

Dude i cant feel sex. I have to stop touching myself if i will ever enjoy sex again. I cum with no orgasm with a woman.

Nofap is a meme
Noporn will save your life

These threads existed since the dawn of time. In one form or the other

31 dec is still 2016 user

Fapped 7 times in 2017 so far

Better than not being able to get it up.

>source
>my life

The more you fap the worse your life gets, the worse your life gets the more you fap.

>Veeky Forums should be what I want it to be
Child.

I've tried nofap, max for three months

What I do now is the "once a week" method

>Fap once a week
>Do it at a SET TIME (like Monday at 18:00)
>Do it slowly
>Use your IMAGINATION, NO PORN

It works fine
I find if you do nofap for way too long it affects your health negatively, at least if you don't get laid

The easiest way to get out of this, is to get a gf.
Easiest way to getva gf, is by not fapping.
There's no way out

50+ times here

The problem is the more test you use the more your body will produce and on nofap you will store it, so body will produce less, but if you fap all day you will use to much and it will not be stored.
Correct me if im wrong.

>mfw come back to uni from holidays week and a half early
>have house all to myself
>gf comes back early too
>literally comes round every day
>doing nothing but gym, sex, studying and ps2 all day erry day
Wish it could stay like this forever desu

>Easiest way to getva gf, is by not fapping.

It forces you into approaching women if your only sexual stimulation is allowed through other real life people.

Your sexual frustration will trumph your autism at some point, you just gotta wait long enough. Nofap is like having the confidence of being drunk, but without being drunk.

Really great OP. Since NYE I reduced number of times I fap from 6-7 to once daily, today I decided its time to go down for 0. This is year the year bros. I already feel four times more energetic and motivated to do things. We are gonna make it brahs. I dont care if someone thinks its placebo, its working for me and that is the only thing that matters

> Medfag
> Get placed in new hospital, get placed in hospital accomodation
> Decide to give up on NoFap
> Load up some smut
> Porn is banned

What the fuck? I'm a grown man.

Its so weird what they block. All the usual porn sites are blocked, and so is Veeky Forums's Veeky Forums board, but for some reason the /adult gif/ board is available?

Correct you if you're wrong?
What the fuck are you even talking about to begin with?
You can't just make shit up and hope that's how it works.
There's nothing even remotely logical about your whole fucking post.

Youre obviously retarded if you dont understand what i was saying.
If you fap all day = test will used = less test
If you dont fap for a long time = test production will decreased, because you obviously dont need the test = less test
if you fap sometimes = test will used = test production increase, but you will store some, because you dont use everything = more test than before

100% these.

When I fap I can't be fucked to try and get laid, but whenever I have a nofap spree I can pull within days. I set up three dates and a party this week all because I want my first nut of 2017 to come from a girl

I understood what you were saying, it just doesn't work like that at all.
You're an idiot.

I found that nofap helps ALOT with flirting

It just makes you enjoy talking to girls more, no matter how boring they are

How does it work?
Teach me senpai.

what country?

why don't you use your cellphone?

it definetely doesnt work like that. You have to think like nature. Do you think nature took into account masturbation? What would happen if man wouldnt be able to get sex for whatever reason? There is no harm in not fapping for years, but nobody can last that long because sexual frustration will make you get a gf or kill yourself.

Our society doesn't help either, we get bombarded with sexual imagery every single fucking day through almost any sort of media. I guess daily masturbation makes you a little dull to it, but recently I found my self staring at cleavage on some billboard on my way home. You don't even realize how dependent you are on porn before you stop using it.

But there are studies who show that test level peaks at 7th day not fapping and then decreasing.
Im really not sure about this, but according to this my theory just makes sense to me.
Well, whatever, i will try fapping once a week and may it will work.

>If you fap all day = test will used = less test
explain how "test is used" when you fap. I think you're confusing sexual arousal with test levels.

>Tfw i fap three times a day and still fuck random tinder bitches left and right.

Be funny, goodlooking and in general don't give too much of a fuck and you're set.

If you lack one of these things that you can always compensate with your looks or wittiness, i've seen poor badshit looking guys fuck incredible hot girls just by knowing the right things to say.

You guys I'm feeling pretty bored right now. Should I just fap?

Yeah go for it

Do some Heroin too, while you're at it
And eat a Big Mac

Why feel great in the future when you can feel good today?

>the penis dies after a few days of nofap and just looks like a dried tomato

Nah I decided to wait till saturday when I'm going for a happy ending massage with some bros. The skinny gurl chink jerking my cawk will probably be grossed out by my 2litres of yellow sperm. But It will feel nice.

>no fap master race

Nofap is like broscience and sour grapes had a retarded baby.

yeah your penis does actually shrink if you go awhile without gettin hard.

I'm doing noporn instead.

same. started with switching to basically cybering on snapchat lol, then to just pics of clothed girls, and at that point you may as well use your imagination

9 days in

Yesterday was easy for some reason, 2 days ago was torture however.

I will probably cave in in the next few days because I hate wet dreams.

>hate wet dreams

Never had one. Do you just wake up in a puddle or actually experience a sexual dream?

sometimes you get a sexual dream, but 90% of the time it's not vivid enough. You basically wake up the moment you're cumming.

>nofap so you force your autistic ass to go and get laid
>constantly talks about it
>hows it goin?
>"self improvement"

Rofl this board is such a joke

How do you guys deal with lonely nights on comp before going to bed, I'm fine during the day as I'm always active and moving around, and since my job doesn't require me to go to work early I always end up on my comp until like 2-3 in the morning, and always relapse.

How do I deal with this, I can't go to sleep earlier, so do I watch movies/series to pass the time until I get sleepy or what.

shouldn't you be jacking off to taiwanese cartoons right now?

>Jerked off on the 2nd
>Got a blowjob from my gf on the 3rd
>Jerked off yesterday in a public park with a milf watching me

But at least I'm not watching porn, right guys?

I completed no-fap 2012.

Eating a ton of l-arganine and zinc to make it a challenge this time.

I only fap to teenage girl cumshots

Like girls do porn cumshot compilations

Its the only thing that makes my fap sessions last for only MAX 30 min and NOT last for 1 hour.

Rofl watching a girls body and fapping or watching penetration for hours.

What year is this?

>i've seen poor badshit looking guys fuck incredible hot girls just by knowing the right things to say.
>the right things to say

Tell me more

Not a Virgin and not doing nofap, but you're retarded.

I fuck my GF a few times a week and if something happens where we don't do it for a while (e.g. Work travel or her period) and I don't fap then when we do it again I'll bust a nut in like 1-2 mins or less.

This is a girl I've been with for years. Nervousness ain't got shit to do with it - the longer you wait, the faster you bust.

i'd rather bust fast in someone than not busting at all

does fapping without porn cause brain fog, or is brain fog just a big meme?

brain fog results from dehydration, drug use, or burnout

thanks brah

If I do nofap I think I might last even shorter than I already do

I can fap 5 times in the morning, then when I see my gf at night I'll fuck her at least twice and cum in under 10 minutes each time. This has been going on for two fucking years.

I've been jerking off more to improve stamina but it doesn't do anything. My gf's mouth is a fucking gold mine.

Same, but for the time being it's practically like NoFap. Only fapped once in 2017 and I used pictures. I decided to ban pictures as well and now haven't been fapping for 4 days now. Could be because of the fact that this week was intense as fuck (exams), I've been having 0 urges to fap without porn. Shit's weird.

pussy, unless you're dying you go to the gym

kys retard

>he doesnt know
wow

Today is day #7 (Seven) for me.....
Drank a ton of beers yesterday.... first time in 6 days.
Drinking beers again today.
No desire, no erections, no morning wood.
Been almost 4 years since I had "relations" with a female.
Don't care anymore. Just want to get my squat back to 405 after being massively sick in November 2016.
Women and I have nothing in common.

>Soon I'll Be 50 Years Old

no, not fapping 100% makes you cum faster
1 0 0 %
0
0
%

Every time I do no fap for 10 or more days, and then fap, I break out in the morning, like I get a few acne zits on my face, get blackheads on my nose, and my face is all read on cheeks and forehead.

It is just me or someone else has this problem? Does masturbating have something to do with acne breakouts? Is it the hormones? I'm only 21 so is it still puberty?

Ok so do you want to have your cake or eat it? Can't have both

So many PE threads get shot down in flames filled with indignant assholes saying penis size cannot be changed and you're a fool for even thinking that a part of your physical body can change at all, or if they get proved otherwise it's 'only temporary'; then in the nofap threads we get 'oh yeah if you don't jack off all the time you'll end up with a shrinky dinky, and it's permanent this time!1'. Which is it?

I realise the board is not one person, but this triggers me so let's get a verdict out please

>tfw was dreaming about fucking a girl i know
>fucking her pussy i feel like i'm about to cum
>pull out and fuck her mouth about to bust the biggest load
>wake up with hardest boner imaginable
>huge urge to fap

why can't we just feel the orgasm in a dream

>ps2
poorfag

>he hasn't had 10 hour long orgy sessions with a harem of women through lucid dreaming

I'll tell you a secret: orgasms in lucid dreams are magnitudes more powerful than the petty shit in real life.

>le confidence meme
women like good looks,exceptions doesnt matter.

i've had some sex in lucid dreams, never was able to cum

If you are alone in the room and it feels good on your dick it's against the rules of nofap.

>inb4 just jerk off in a public place then
Go for it senpai lmao

That research says after 7 days of not cumming you get a boost in test BUT that doesn't mean nofap benefits end there, through wet dreams your body will dispense that build up jizz and again you enter a new cycle.So just don't masturbate at all and you will still get the benefits.

yes its known. My theory is that you realease really lot of hormones and it immediately fucks up your face

Kek.

>Nofap
Literally one of the stupidest, most overused, worn-out, dried-up, old, busted memes known to man. Don't fall for it, m8s.

Guys, nofap is stupid if you are shut in neet who does no see a female face besides your own mother.
If you do nofap (and noporn!) you have to get out there and look at women. Even more, you gotta lust after them (don't rabe them though).
Let that hornyness for the real deal built it and then go talk to them. Or go fap to the fantasy of her giving you a blowshop, letting her tits out and presenting her ass to you.
Be men motherfuckers!

Can you get L-arganine from natural sources? I already take 150% of the recommended daily intake from Zinc.

Yes it is hormonal and it will happen everytime you masturbate. If you get sex regularly, it will not happen though. Might sound lile broscience to you, bit this is a known problem. I had the same issue, mainly on my back though.

Noporn 2017 for me.

Fapped today after 40 nofap period. Felt pretty good desu.

I'm too tired to elaborate on this shit anymore, but long-term nofap is a meme. Fap 1-2 times a week. True redpill. ok? ok.

>guys do what I do cmon I don't want to be alone

Keep your sissy porn fagtards

You'll soon find out I'm right. Just do nofap for over a month and you'll understand what I mean.

this but without looking at porn

Cum, get a new condom, lick for few mins her pizza and stick it in again.

Fagg

I just fapped, closed the tabs and clicked on Veeky Forums

Sup

>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

Here's a bright mind. Second time around you will last much longer and she will be in bliss from that extended fuck

>mfw people ACTUALLY fall for the no fap meme
>mfw these same people don't realize the problem is porn which wires your brain to enjoy only certain visual stimulation
>mfw people do no fap instead of no porn, worsening the health of their reproductive sistem

Day 7. I'm no longer all that horny.

Now I'm worried that I'm legit low test