Is Joe Rogan at the top levels of fitness? Why does he look so bad then?
Is Joe Rogan at the top levels of fitness? Why does he look so bad then?
Tyler Gomez
Ayden Russell
barrel chested
manlet
plus I can't tell, but it looks like his right side ribs are asymmetrical
Tyler Ward
He's a manlet, ofc he looks like shit.
Isaiah Young
short + wide hips + hgh = box-like torso
Bentley Taylor
Hes probably at the top level of fit he can personally get to at his age and his genetics. Not sure when this picture was taken, but in the last year hes lost about 20lbs IIRC changing his diet.
Nolan Jones
well no because
>*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
>*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
John Parker
Kek. Don't know why I laughed, but I did.
Elijah Torres
He's like 5'5.
Oliver Jackson
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
Leo Campbell
even if he looks like shit he could still beat you to death with his bare hands then choke out your twitching corpse :^)
Michael Ward
Because he's bald
Dylan Powell
Lmao
Blake Morales
Perhaps because he's almost 50?
Dominic Fisher
Son of a bitch
Ryder Evans
>Joe Rogan at the top levels of fitness
Why would you think this?
Daniel Rodriguez
What do you mean? His physique is very good.
Lincoln Kelly
Because it's so accurate.
Caleb James
10/10 post
John Watson
evidently fear is not a factor for you
Jeremiah Carter
kek
Isaiah Evans
nigga it's pasta
Wyatt Reyes
because he's 50 and 5' 8" and uses his body as a chemical testing sponge
Angel Edwards
thats funny
i like listening to his show though. It is generally a positive tone and some guests are very interesting and go deep into topics
Robert Ross
>tfw barrel chested manlet
Should I just give up?
Noah Russell
I want /tv/ OUT.
Chase Mitchell
Guys, guys, we can't be talking over each other like this.
Isaac Martinez
Elijah Young
That's why I like when he has guests on like Steve Rinella who know enough, and get along with him well enough, to let him know when he's full of shit.
Camden Russell
youtube is not a credible news source eddie
Camden Hill
kek
Adrian Walker
Big head, bald, tattoo sleeves.
Benjamin Clark
Good toast
Tyler Campbell
I love roganposting. This shit goes across /tv/, Veeky Forums, /pol/ and /x/.
Brandon Cox
Adrian Wright
THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT BABY!
>*sweats profusely*
You get Tyron Woodley and a motherfuckin chimp in the ring it's no FUCKIN contest! He pokes the chimp in the eyes. You ever see a chimp poke a mothafucka in the eye? No, because they're TOO FUCKIN STUPID TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO FIGHT! I TELL YOU, TYRON WOODLEY WOULD KILL A CHIMP 1V1! THEY SET UP UP FOR YOU BUT YOU COULDN'T FUCKIN SEE IT!
John Sanders
>Jaime pull up that clip of the road runner smashing the shit out of that snake
>look at this goddamn raptor bitch
>*eyes widen*
>Have you tried out spinal decompression yet?
>"I mean not y-"
>It's the fucking best man. I'll show you some shit after we wrap this bitch up.
>"Actually I really need t-"
>shit really saved my back man. I'll do about 45 minutes in the morning followed up with a kale smoothie with krill oil.
>"Joe I should really get g-"
>fucking gut health man. Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee harvey oswald.
Luke Scott
You buy this shit, but you don't understand that no plane hit tower seven, and yet it collapses at free fall speed. Your just afraid of Killary.
Nathan Lopez
Nailed it
Eli Bennett
kekd
Michael Hernandez
vid.me/ufy5
Adrian Rivera
Looks good for a 50 year old tbqh
Matthew Hernandez
Isn't rogan a manlet though?
John Ross
hes 5'7
Blake Walker
>intense arm wiggling
>screaming
>name mispronunciation
Goddamnit I love Joey Coco
Logan Diaz
What's wrong with a barrel chest?
Dominic Thomas
nice copy pasta but put me in the SC i guess
Justin Edwards
Damn... Connor is a manlet too!
Perhaps there is hope for them yet...
Jayden Powell
...
Blake Thomas
th-thanks for the (You)'s guys!
Robert Turner
Is he short? He also has allot of fat on there which isn't helping.
Parker Anderson
He got to a point where he can win a fight against like 98% of the population without even trying.
Gets PAID to travel with the ufc and promote shitposting
has his own talk show where he can say and do what he wants with famous people
Smokes weed whenever he wants
not a bad life desu desu
Jordan Wood
Read this in his voice and had a hearty kek
Caleb Robinson
That photo is from 2002. But I agree, he still looks good for his age.
Jason Ward
lol'd
Adam Bell
Is that thick ass core genetic/natty or does onnit sell dat dere hgh
Bentley Jackson
KEKEK!
Jose White
lol fuck off joe
Asher Cruz
Only funny part is the scooby plz help
Joshua Reyes
kek, I listen to his stuff at work and this is spot on
Connor Price
barrel chest actually helps lifts dude.
Hunter Miller
he admitted to using hgh
Austin Hill
this is the most accurate post itt
Justin Perry
B-but... muh aesthetics
Gavin Foster
>>*looks over at the screen*
>look at that ...
>yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
This is too good
Brandon Roberts
He's used HGH in the past and currently uses test. He's a massive advocate for TRT.
Nathaniel Murphy
Fuck I swear Eddie triggers me so much. Literally anything he says pisses me off I cant be the only one.
Daniel Powell
How much coke do I have to snort to become Joey Diaz?
Jack Jenkins
All of it.
Jaxon Sanders
>tfw you'll never smoke a bowl and go deep with joe rogan
Ayden Ortiz
>Why does he look so bad then?
Because he is a fighter, not a bodybuilder. The most aesthetic build is rarely the most suitable for things like athletic fitness or combat sports. A dedicated bodybuilder will 99.9% of the time look way more aesthetic than even the greatest fighters.
Angel Scott
cause he's short as fuck, look at his short arms and torso, when will they learn.
Michael Jackson
For his age and assuming hes natty hes pretty good imo.
Aaron Morales
>richer than you
>more popular than you
>more successful than you
>more relevant than you
... Yeah. If that's what never learning is, I'll take it. Fuck off lanklet
Adam Baker
First for Khalabeeb and Stiocic
Asher Fisher
What the fuck you talking about? He looks great and he's old.
He looked like this and supposedly never lifted weights much. Could be bullshit though.
Anthony Jackson
hes on trt and he works out with kettlebells
Gavin Ross
In his younger days he was still big though. I doubt he was on trt then. I don't see a reason not to go on trt when you reach 40 or 50 anyway. It's not like you're going to be worried about fertility or anything then.
Lucas Gutierrez
Bert is fat.
Schaub is God.
William Stewart
le epic /tv/ meme
Adam Hall
...
Camden Gonzalez
>Is Joe Rogan at the top levels of fitness?
No
>Why does he look so bad then?
He smokes too much weed
Liam Roberts
just listen to him talking about bjj and fightign and laugh at him when he goes off on conspiracies, it's really amusing once you learn not to take it seriously
Angel Lewis
Dude, I watched part of his last podcast and throughout the whole second half he was so fucking stone you could have shat on his fat nose and he wouldnt have noticed
Luke Clark
and btw that is not an unfortunate still pic.
he held that face for like 10 minutes
Ian Cruz
I love it when he talks about the mob, dude knows his shit.
Josiah Carter
BROS SET YOUR AROMATIZERS TO READY AND KICK BACK WHILE THE FLOATATION TANK HEATS UP TO LUKEWARM BODYTEMP. MUSCULAR REGENERATION IS IN FULL EFFECT, FUCK THE FEATHERWEIGHT DIVISION JOE ROGAN SAID IT HERE FIRST.
SET A FUCKIN RIP UP, SIT HER DOWN, AND PULL HARD FOR A FULL TOKE WE'RE GOING OLD SCHOOL IN A BIG WAY. BIG THANKS TO MUSCLEPHARM AND ONNIT (Patent Pending) HORMONE ACCELERATION AND EVOLUTIONARY STEP PROCESSING. VAPE HARD WHEN IN DOUBT AND DON'T SMOKE, BLOW A FAT CLOUD THOUGH WHEN YOU'RE IN THE WRONG WAY.
THANKS TO MY PERSONAL TRAINERS FROM THE UFC, YOU MIGHT OF HEARD OF THEM. BIG THANKS TO ONNIT MCT OIL AND A FAT SPOONFUL OF BUTTER IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING FOR PEAK MENTAL FIRING. STAY NATTY FRIENDS