hey user, wanna cancel plans at the gym and come have a picnic with me?

Lol you stupid slut, I don't have time for "picnics", I've been on a no fap for 3 years and you would force me to fucking go down a road no mortal would dare go down. If you don't fucking come to the gym I'm just going to consider that you are not a fucking commited and efficent girl, you will loose fucking gains by eating all that food in that picnic basket, holy shit is that fucking wonder bred LOL. CYA BITCH.

Sorry mate
I think I found this on /b/ last night
Friccin sorry

>user! don't listen to Stacey! Trainings every day!

Sure i can workout tonight instead

>kaz

tfw had my heart my heart stolen by a kazakh, pic related

>heart stolen by a kazakh

love that band

>tfw gym has grassy outdoors area for strongman type activities
Sure! I know the perfect place ;)

Same.

"Sure. I don't workout for a living, know that moderation is good and I am not autistic, so it won't be a problem."

S H O O
S H O O

>"Yeah, that sounds fun. When should I pick you up?"

...

sorry bitch today's chest day

Sure babe, I'll meet you there in 3 hours.

>guess i'm working in instead of working out

>found the virgin

what betas would say

How much food will be there babe? Gotta eat big to get big, right babe?

>TFW
>NO
>KAZAKH
>GF

what a virgin would post.

I'm sorry, I already worked out 30 minutes ago

tf you think this is- summer time? shovel the fuckin driveway and have dinner on by 6!

>we can go tomorrow i gorta go cya

Why are you describing your post

Picnic at the gym, bring your yoga pants and some tuna cakes

Sure, if you let me put my penis in your vagina (unprotected, of course) since that's the only point to any of this shit.

No thanks, I already planned on going with my girlfriend.

girls don't approach guys....

"sure, Ill just go to the gym tomorrow"

1 days not gonna kill your gains, faggots. you might even get a test boost if youre not a sperg, if you know what i am saying

Don't test me

Who is this semen demon?

>certain she must be speaking to Tyrone or Chad behind me
>turn around - no one there
>tfw she meant me
>spaghetti falls out of every pocket

>some other time, today is leg day

he's not interested in women, aka gay

>"No sorry, Veeky Forums the fitness board on Veeky Forums says i have to go to the gym. How about we have the picnic IN the gym????????????"

I'll say the last sentence in such a way that warrants the large number of question marks

Would move workout to earlier or later/10

Or wake up from whatever feverdream made me think this may happen.

Picnic? More like dicknic. Open your mouth
>unzips benis
>finish
>tell her to hold still while you use her to cheat curl

@aya_shalkar

>

Can't you just wait a couple of hours?

the next day the bird wakes up in the morning just to realize that those were windows

Depends, how big is your cock?

>implying a beta would have the courage to confess love on the first date

Interesting, OP. Let's see what TigerFitness's Mark Lobliner has to say on the matter.

youtu.be/u0XzvEIPaXM

>B-baka! It's not like I want to picnic with you or anything!
-u

They do more than you think. You just don't notice it. Sorry for your autism, bro.

kek

>wasting all that protein

spotted DYEL

>lose gains by eating

Yeah sure, let's go straight to endgame and give up on unrewarding lifting.

I just finished at the gym, and I'm not turning down an offer for free food, so let's go.

oh shit nice counter

>lifting for womemes
>skipping your routine for meaningless casual sex

>ha ha, n-no, but thanks anyway

GET THEE BEHIND ME GAINS GOBLING SATAN.

no, but we can go after that

Right in the feels
Fuck you op

No probs, I will just do calisthenics on picnic

hahahaha Xd Xd XD sio funy l

>muslim
Ayyyyyy

"Sure, I'll just go later."

>ywn have a NATTY workout out in the fields with your aryan gf

All memes aside I would obviously say yes. I can go to the gym earlier or later.

It's below zero and the sun isn't even up yet

Never