How do I get a body like this?

How do I get a body like this?

Pretending to be female on the internet is a good start!

genetics

What genetics?

Definitely more than that desu

She's so hot, it's obvious she lifts

go jog for a month congrats

Jog
Do leg raise
Do Russian twists
Do sit ups
Squat

be a wrestler

Homogametes

Just kidnap her

Wow, that physique is unbieleivable

As a girl, what's it like witnessing Biel for the first time?

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>that god-tier upperback

she's one of the fittest hollywood celebrities no doubt about that

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>that jiggle when she fixes her underwear

Gets me rock hard everytime.

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SOFT
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I don't know who the fuck Biel is but that's a great back.

I have a back fetish thank you

NODNOL
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Fuck you Justin Timberlake you lucky cunt

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Amazing body of work desu

that made my toes cringe

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be born female

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eating

>taking off your pants before your shoes

Chloe looks better

Fuck off

Everything I've ever wanted to be

be a Saudi prince and pay six figures

2001 Biel

>tfw no biel to smash your dick into a pulp every night

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Pleb

eat 1 heavy meal and one light meal a day
live sedentary lifestyle
thats it

wat

Jessica biel is a Veeky Forums version of Olivia Munn

You have to be a girl user.

Whats up with those seat covers? they look disgusting

probably artsy-fartsy stuff

Don't even compare Biel to that piece of trash.

I'm doing it.

if munn got fit and had blue eyes she would look very similar to biel

Biel is like an angel who was accidentally born on Earth and Munn is like a porn actress who accidentally got cast for hollywood movies.

different personalities probably, I do not follow them aside from occasionally seeing them on adds before music videos on youtube.

but physically they are similar. munn has a rounder face and maybe more pronounced cheek bones but she definitly has a higher BF% and has a similar face/frame.

Olivia Munn is a tryhard washout who never made it.

I want Jessica Biel to sit on my face

I want her to ravage my boipussy desu

you mean you want to be the ball

didn't she use to get a lot of shit from tabloids and hollywood for being too "masculine?"

I would abandon my life to become her personal stool 2bh

>borax

their household must be a pig sty to have ant problems.

Yes because the general public and hollywood in general are plebs
Dude it's actually pretty easy to get ants. Just takes one shitty seal on a window or door in a temperate or hotter climate/

kek really?

fucking faggots, scared by superior female beings

oh fucking yes!

Essential Biel Core

>Great
The Illusionist (better than the Prestige)
Rules of Attraction
London (2005)

>Good
Easy Virtue
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
The A-Team


>Special Guilty Pleasure tier (not bad)
Powder Blue (She finally gets naked and it is beautiful)
Summer Catch (Literally the avatar of Aphrodite, unforgettable Biel)
Stealth (Awww yeaaah)
Next (Perfect Biel and crazy Nic Cage, can't go wrong)
Blade 3 (Amazon Goddess, literally Wonder Woman)

>Ok
A Kind of Murder
The Tall Man
Total Recall (2012)
The Truth about Emanuel (Waifu bonanza with Kaya Scodelario)

L O N D O N

I have no doubt, that she must be a fucking tiger

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She would have made the perfect Wonder Woman, instead they fucked us over and cast an anorexic Jew.

judging an old picture
was for a campaign
not even her house

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kidnap it

the T E X A S chainsaw masscre

Welp, a new fantasy for me then

fpbp

I would kill any one you peeps to get a piece of her.

Yep. Don't forget the anorexic can't act.

>Tfw used to talk to a chick who looked like her but with glasses and was THICC
Priscilla stop acting like a god damn female and respond.

HEY YOU CANT POST THIS WITHOUT THE TITLE

>she's married to Justin Timberlake

Thin + Facial Aesthetics > Everything else

Powder Blue. It's bad but her strip scenes are pure kino.

are you fucking kidding me? women don't just look like this, this body requires lifting weights, cardio, and controlling calorie intake

get off the internet and look at real women who actually do live sedentary lifestyles, there's your proof

don't be fat and do sit ups once in a while
geez

too much gyno

Who cares when the body on the left is better?

>worse arms
>worse face
>anterior pelvic tilt

Biel is literally 10/10

kys

>Biel is literally 10/10

She's 34, left looks 24.

Biel has maybe a few years left before time takes a bat to her.

Biel is 34 and looks better than most other women who are 20.

She takes care of her body and has superior genetics, don't expect her to suddenly look bad in a few years.

silicone is eternal?

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what movie is the middle right from?

Queen of Veeky Forums MILFS m8s.

>43

>bielposter is now on Veeky Forums

go back to /tv/ I miss u ;_;

brehs

>Munn is like a porn actress who accidentally got cast for hollywood movies.
In one interview she jokingly said she was about to go to a bangbros casting call but then g4 picked her up.
>jokingly

>it's a /tv/-Veeky Forums crossover episode
I love these episodes

stealth

When human cloning can be possible and legal