Now this may be old as shit, but this is hands down one of the worst things I've ever seen. I understand that it's intentional but why would anybody actually eat here?
>ALMOST 20,000 FUCKING CALORIES IN A BURGER
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Heart Attack Cafe
Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Sanchez
The definition of a man who became Lawful Evil.
Nothing he is doing is illegal
He relishes in killing overweight people (lol relish)
It's like a venus flytrap for fat fucks
And he's making money hand over diabetic removed foot
Can you find out what is in the 20,000 calorie burger?
Gavin Price
>doing god's work
Matthew Foster
>I understand that it's intentional but why would anybody actually eat here?
The fatasses that eat there obviously don't care about their health. Food is basically a drug at that point and if I remember it's free if they're over a certain weight. Why wouldn't you eat at a place that gives you your fix for free?
It's vile but I'm ok with it, I genuinely don't care what other people do with their bodies. Also I love looking a tubs of shit and feeling the satisfaction that I will never look like them. In way I admire their complete lack of giving a fuck.
Dylan Barnes
Found it:
The Octuple Bypass Burger has eight patties, which is 4 pounds of meat, 40 pieces of bacon, some chili and, of course, cheese. It’s about a foot and a half tall. It has enough calories in it to last a normal human being about 10 days. In the event you can’t finish it, the waitresses at the restaurant, who dress like nurses, get to spank you.
Dylan Jackson
>I understand that it's intentional but why would anybody actually eat here?
Have you ever eaten there? It's isn't open just for 300+lbs people user. Next time I am in vegas you bet your ass I am eating there.
Hudson Baker
Looks fun desu.
It makes no qualms about being unhealthy.
Jack Torres
>unlimited lard fries
Landon Jenkins
H-how much protein would that be
Caleb James
It's fucjing deadly satire and it's making a profit. It's halarious but it's so disgusting.
Nathaniel Sullivan
BULKING PARADISE.
Mason Butler
Lmao at the people eating over 10,000 calories a day with these fries
hoooo boy
Jordan Kelly
>he hires a stacked midget to drive a tiny car to deliver beers
LITERALLY /OUR GUY/
Luis Russell
Holy fucking kek
Anthony Fisher
...
Dominic Cook
This is like something you'd see in a 2000AD or Humanoids comic.
The future is truly here...
Ian Williams
It'd be even better if she was put on some amazonian she-ra's shoulders like master blaster.
WHO RUN BURGER TOWN
Carson Scott
>not lard...FUEL!
Levi Rogers
>In the event you can’t finish it, the waitresses at the restaurant, who dress like nurses, get to spank you.
God Bless America
Landon Campbell
>come to your senses and stop eating
>get spanked by sexy nurses
Sounds like a reward to me
Jacob Carter
>The definition of a man who became Lawful Evil.
The best part is that he started off Lawful Good.
His entire career pre-grill was trying to help obese patients lose weight and keep it off. I wonder what made him snap.
Colton Brown
Can you even digest all that at once? I'd guess and hope part of it goes through intact due to overloading
Carson Howard
Nolan Moore
>that whole segment about the people who had heart attacks and the guy who died
>"give them the opportunity to reflect on their own genetic shortcomings"
>"my friend in the bag"
christ alive this man is based
Cooper Torres
Yea you just shit for hours
Sebastian Murphy
Working closely with fatties made him snap- just keeps getting better.
Wyatt Morales
Holy shit I need to bulk there
Carter Morgan
Looks like I'm going there next time I'm in Vegas.
Alexander Rivera
I like the slutty nurse waitresses
Guy seems pretty based too, loads of other restaurants sell shit like this, they would be eating at one of those if not here, but hell at least he's actually telling the fatties if they keep this up their gunna have a heart attack
Luis Martin
>It'd be even better if she was put on some amazonian she-ra's shoulders like master blaster.
Oh god that would be prefect.