Mires from grills thread

Kek. Sounds like she wouldn't budge either

Was walking through mall and some hot girl, looking straight at me, waves me over.
I go and she says that I had some pretty big muscles and that if I ever wanted to put them to use I should join the army because I would totally fit in.
Told her I wasn't interested and she seemed a bit upset but gave me some phanphlets that she had in case I changed my mind, and then out of nowhere she asked for my phone number.
How lucky can I get? I'm expecting her call any day now.

I need to start doing this when I get mires from fatties

never change Veeky Forums

I'd say I'm almost at natty limit so I'm jumping on test e in next few weeks

I just eat the regular clean foods, mainly get Thai food tho since my gfs mother cooks it

Also I just do powerlifting and Olympic lifts 6 days with one rest day with 30min cardio

Grill mires I get are mostly from high school girls and single moms. I am okay with this, and my wife is too.

Oh shit, okay. What does a 6 day pl/oly routine look like then?

>NYE
>get message from the fiancee (8/10, personality ruins it) of a buddy of mine wishing me happy new year, he is a policeman and has to work on NYE
>one hour later she calls me to ask where I am, tell her the club where I am
>shows up with her squad
>we have a few drinks, I dance with almost every chick in her group
>dance with her and she gets really touchy, sliding her hand under my shirt, grinding me hard, biting my neck
>I guess she is drunk, go get a new beer and leave the club with my buddy 20 minutes later
>next morning
>7 missed calls, countless messages
>during the night she tried to contact me, wanted to talk, asked me if she could sleep at my place, share a cab
>last few messages were more aggressive, she send me some nudes and invited me to her place
>in the evening I get a long message, apologizing, begging me to keep it a secret, to delete all of it
>gonna keep all of it as an insurance in case she does something crazy
>not going to tell buddy, he is an idiot and probably is going to blame me

>I don't put myself into situations where I could possible get mired

>sorry I'm a trump supporter you wouldn't like me
>oh me too!
>oh well I meant that I support... I hate fat people
>butterytears.jpg

My girlfriend notices girls mirin me way more than I do. It's fucking wild. Waitresses, random girls while we are out shopping. She really gets off on it, always grabs me, kisses me, or makes me grab her ass/hips when she notices someone looking our way.

I think she is secretly a reverse-cuck (is that a thing?). One night she got real drunk and tried to invite one of my old fuckbuddies over, told me she wanted to watch me bang them.

Anyway, this happened today
>Early morning run to my car to grab my work phone
>Shirtless, only wearing sweatpants with no boxers
>MILF that lives in apartment next to us is coming up the stairs as I'm going down
>STARING at my bulge
>"Oh hi user good morning you look like you've been working out"
>"Good morning, thanks yeah I work out quite a bit"
>"Can I take a picture of you to show my friends? They are looking for a trainer"
>"Uh sure"
>She's lower than me on the stairs and zooms in
>Hands me the phone to see picture, I scroll through other pictures accidentaly
>Tfw one is of my body the other is zoomed in on my cock bulge

I want to believe

>At the mall christmas shopping, looking for a necklace for my gf
>Talking to this qtpi at jewelry store, she's noticeably nervous talking to me, tell her I want a necklace not that it's for my gf
>"Here let me show you it" -- *puts on necklace*
>Charm falls right into her cleavage
>"Do you like it?"
>Staring at her boobs
>"I like it on you!"
>"Touch it, it's real gold"
>*Grab the charm and partial boob, look at it*
>"Looks great"
>She giggles, takes it off
>Buy necklace
>"My name is ____ btw, if you have any troubles come back and see me"
>Sure thing
>"I wrote my number on the receipt too if you want to text me"

did you call her?

Nope. I do plan on visiting her at the mall next time my gf and I get in a fight though

>I was hoping you'd be here, I lost the receipt that had your number on it

>trump supporter
>hates fat people

pick one

>all these normalfags

C H A D
H
A
D,

>be yesterday
>qt at work pokes me in the back to get my attention
>wow you're really hard
>feels again

So you wanted a necklace for your girlfriend, but due to your autism you bought a necklace for yourself? Good job, user.

Oh yeah here's one more. Just for background I'm pretty hung, about 7.5 inches but I'm super thick, like 7 inches around

>Visiting with gf friends
>They are lesbians, somehow we talk about sex toys
>GF: "Oh I don't need one with user here ;-)"
>Her friends laugh, say vibrators are great, and they have this one really big/thick dildo
>They end up showing it to us
side note: it's black v_v
>GF: "user that's about you"
>Her friends don't believe it and ask to see
>Don't want to because gf is right there
>Gf actually encourages me to show them
>They start comparing my size to their forearms, put dildo side by side
>"Well ANONGF you are one lucky lady"
>I spaghetti and zip up immediately
>Don't talk for the entire rest of the time we are there

Was my gf trying to set up a foursome or am I thinking this over too much? It was like 2 months ago and we haven't seen them since, but she is constantly saying they want to hang out with us

Kill yourself

Not fitness related

Of course we believe you brah

Tell him, and remind him that he's lucky she did it to a friend who as willing to tell him the truth about how shitty she is and who didn't touch her.

It could have been a random person with whom the truth would never come out until she inevitably does this again, and maybe even succeeds on cheating on him that time.

Her is one more.

>go donating sperm because I'm a tall, good looking, succesfull billionaire with a high IQ
>wear sweatpants with no boxers, already a semi
>assistant hands me the cup, she is nervous as fuck because my huge bulge (7.5x7 penis) is visible
>ask her for a bigger cup because of my huge loads
>get three cups
>as soon as I start jerking off somebody knocks on the door
>it is the assistant asking if she could help, my gf is behind her and wants to film the whole thing

>at the mall with le GF
>btw shes super hot solid 9/10, smart AND funny
>while shes trying on a cute dress I spot a hot MILF eye fucking the SHIT out of me
>get a boner
>le spaghetti
>i run to gf in dressing room
>she notices my bulge and starts blowing my 8" penis
>shes so random and funny lol

No. I'm not going to tell anybody.
This bitch has more redflags than a Chinese military parade. People already warned him and he ignored it.

BRRAAAAPPPPPP!

>muh dik muh muh dik bix nood ooga booga me fuk gf me fuk many woman eek ook ooh aah aah

So you're a faggot cunt then.
Kill yourself nigger

No she assumed it was for my mother for some reason, and I didn't correct her.

One more because I get mired a lot

>Post workout meal at Chipotle for the gains
>Qtpi in line in front of me orders her food TO GO
>Order mine for here, sit down
>She packs up her bag w napkins and salsa and is walking out the door, turns around and sees me sitting down
>There's probably 4 people in the restaurant eating, plenty of empty tables
>Comes back inside, sits directly across from me at the same bar/table, smiles
>"I'm qtpigirl"
>"Hi I'm user"
>Go back to eating my food because I don't have time for this
>"So do you go to school at [localuni]"
>No I don't
>"Do you live around here?"
>Yeah just down the street
>Silence while I finish eating, stand up to leave
>"Where are you going?"
>"Home, I'm done eating..."
>"Well maybe we could hang out some time?"
>Sure
>*hand her my phone to put in number*
>gf ends up calling me at that very moment
>"Who is anongf??"
>"That's my girlfriend"
>She frowns a bit, lets it ring out and puts in her number
>"Text me, okay??"
>I will
>Hugs me goodbye

Never texted her because I'm too much of a pussy to cheat on my girlfriend

made me laugh

Sounds like you are one of the guys who gets constantly cheated on.
You are probably like my buddy, you get mad if somebody tells you the truth about your gf or you get mad if that nobody told you the truth about your gf. No matter what, you blame others. Kill yourself faggot.

The only mires I get are for my faggy haircut and nothing else. I hate being a skelly

>be at the gym, squatting 800 kg for reps
>suddenly see two 10/10 cardiobunnies in the mirror miring my massive cockbulge (7,5×7)
>walk up to them and say ey gurl u want sum fug
>they instantly drop to their knees and start sucking my dick

>"Wow, the exercise is paying off"
>roommate's boyfriend when he sees me walking shirtless in the flat
>"You got prettier didn't you ?". (doesn't sound gay in original language)
>male coworker who saw me with my hair cut

T-t-thanks Veeky Forums

Smart boy

Conor Murphy plz go

Even in your fantasy you only have a 7.5 incher, dicklets need to leave

Girl looked at me when I was walking past. Beat that.

Women almost never do this, except they are drunk, hookers or sluts.

They'll do everything so you approach them. Eye contact, smile, being around you...but except those mentioned above they'll take the first step and approach you!

i bet it still sounds incredibly gay

ur talking like a grill

Here's one I thought was cool.
>work a job that requires driving to grocery stores all over the city and its suburbs
>visit a store I used to frequent a lot a year before I started lifting
>customer service lady who always talked to me does a double take when she sees me
>we talk and she says that I look great and like I finally grew up (was a skellington)
>grabs my shoulder and squeezes it
>says they should send me out here more often again
Felt good. She was okay looking. I actually used to get way more mires before I lifted.

>be lifting at my powerlifting gym
>see new qt grill with 8.5/10 booty who's been at the gym for about a week
>I stare off randomly inbetween sets and space out
>I zone back in and realise I was staring right at her
>she was staring back the whole time
>I get embarassed and she notices too and darts her eyes away and starts avoiding eye contact with me
>she starts avoiding me and avoiding eye contact completely
>think i must have done something wrong so start doing the same
>this happens for a week
>doing deadlifts
>right after my set she nervously walks up to me with her hands in her fucking pockets
>"Hey, did you know you're like my man crush?"
>I get flustered af and start spilling spaghetti
>I say "oh... haha thanks"
>start ignoring her and avoiding her
>see she is visibly sad
>don't see her again at the gym for months
>she comes back with dyel boyfriend

A-at least she was mirin right haha

>tfw a strongchub look so 90% of comments/looks are from middle-aged/older women

I have people (men and women) tell me all the time I look intimidating and muscular, but I never really take that as a compliment/mire.

My gf is 7/10 but we did this, not memeing

You'd be surprised how horny some girls get about blowing your cock

K-k-kek?
S-sorry bro

Yeah, at least I'm not 100% autismo anymore, only 65% now

Really? It happens to me quite often. I have a really appealing face and ottermode body. People tell me all the time I'm very warm and easy to talk to. It all depends on the guy.

Generally if you a girl finds you attractive she will..
>Try to have close proximity to you
>Avoid you, not acknowledge you unless you act direct
>OR
>Make it very clear that she is sexually or otherwise available for you
IE - coming up and talking to you

Just what I've observed

>random hook up at new year's party
>she says that I have a cute butt and says that I must squat
>mfw my max is 2.5pl8

That has to be some southern European language because I cannot think of any other language in which that doesn't sound gay.

>something something guapo?

Pretty much everything in your comment sounded gay.

>leave gym together with my gymbro
>qt receptionist makes eye contact with me and says bye but not to my bro
GET ON MY LEVEL PLEBS

French actually
"Tu t'es embelli dis moi"
He said that in a professional environment too

literally me irl

>New years rave
>Going in to some dubstep
>People dancing and vibing around me cheering me on every now and then when im going hard
>Once i calm down little 5'2 qt brunette grabs my arm "Nice moves big guy"
>Grabs my face and starts making out with me
>Put me up on your shoulders!
>She becomes my rave bae for the rest of the night
>She was such a cutie makes my heart melt thinking about her still

>he couldn't even fuck the drugged up rave slut

never ever gonna make it

My bad, I mean they never do this except the hookers/sluts/drunk ones.

What do you mean?

Not in my experience. I'm talking about women you never met before. I'm not talking about women in your class or gym you both seen each other before but never interacted.

I've seen all the tricks
>eye contact
>smile at you
>bumping into you
>dancing near you, sitting near you, even following you

These are all signals they send you, but if you do not approach them nothing will happen. Women need some 'excuse' to approach you, for example they know someone in the group I'm talking to so they join the group. Or they send one of their girlfriend to approach for her.

The only times I got approached in all those years were prostitutes, drunk/tipsy women or sluts. Never ever has a women approached me I would consider for a long term relationship.

He didn't say "for you"

copy pasta fuck u

how do you even dance to dubstep?

just feel the music bro

Come back after 6 standard units of alcohol and we will talk

yeah that's what most people say, but then most dances are pretty formulaic. i just don't get dubstep. never seen anyone dance to it without looking like they're 200% drunk or having a seizure

I haven't had a mire in years
>Tfw ugly
>Tfw bad lifting genes

>never seen anyone dance in the club without looking like they're 200% drunk or having a seizure
Ftfy

Its quite agressive and involves a great deal of headbanging.
Take some molly sometime and your body will just know

People always meme about how dubstep doesn't have a rhythm so you can't dance to it, which is bullshit. There is always some kind of beat you can bounce to and people make up other moves while they bounce.

Actually unironically what the other user said
>just feel the music bro

Also the stuff you find on youtube is NOT how people actually dance at raves.

J'aurais pas traduit en anglais comme ça (Beau != Cute), pour ça qu'ils trouvent ça gay, et puis on va pas se mentir hein.

i've been to raves myself. even at the smaller clubs there's always a handful of guys who actually know their shit and look good while dancing. i just can't imagine dubstep, it's so slow and yeah, aggressive.

Can you count in fours?

Yeah I meant that sarcastically

BRRRAAAAPPPFFFFTTtT!
Sniff sniff mmmmmmm quite pungent my dear don't you think so? Sniffffffff why yes, yes I was eating eggs earlier! Mmmmm they give off such a unique smell wouldn't you agree my dear?

>Also the stuff you find on youtube is NOT how people actually dance at raves.

Have you ever been to a rave sober?

Don't you have fanfic to be writing or something

>used to be skeleton in high school
>now senior in college after hitting the gym hard
>come home for holidays
>non stop mires from old high school grills at parties. "I can tell you've been working out." "I bet you're the strongest person at this party."
>tfw they all have boyfriends who you are close friends with...

How is that a copypasta you fuck

>Be me today
>Walk into the free weights section
>See Chad from highschool
>Exchange handshakes and hi's
>Watches me walk to squat rack and load lmao1.5p8
>"Wow, heavy"
>Glootsforthesloots.jpg
>Watches me unrack it and go ass to grass
>I hear him asking Brad if he could go that deep
>mfw
Sure mires on looks from grills feel good but my mires on strength from males are the best

post nudes

>Fucking a woman that is 5'2
Absolutely disgusting.

Yes I have. If you search for "dubstep dance" on youtube you'll mostly find guys that have sick body control and just kinda like "vibe" on all the different sounds dubstep has, like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=K_bOvzHMYBo
People that are spacing their balls off on mdma or way too much xtc may prefer to mimic this and just look at their own arms and hands while they move very slowly.

In my experience here (in the Netherlands) everyone that has the energy to move on the beat, either because they're sober or because they used something like 4fmp (4fa), xtc with more than just mdma, speed etc, moves on the beat and headbangs like said. Really feeling the beat instead of the sounds surrounding it (which to me is an mdma thing). That is my experience at least. I am more of a dnb guy myself but I have attended quite a few dubstep raves.

Man dubstep is so fucking shit. The dance is good but the sound is such absolute garbage and his moves dont fit with it at all.

Bruh if that's real tell him tf. Why would you let your friend get married to that?

i lifted in 2015 stfu

Stop worrying about others. You can't help delusional people, especially idiots who fell in love with a woman.
He was already warned. He is a grown ass man. Time to learn hard lessons.

>DYEL 2-3 months consistent gymming
>nobody notices at work
>get haircut
>girls notice haircut
>noob gains go unnoticed

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