/no fap/ general

pic realted, sorry for my autismo

test boost? not feeling like a pathetic loser after you fap?

>TIGHT END
>not tight

Just fap every sunday morning.
Once a week to keep the pipes working.
Try to fap to imagination or a thicc girl thread.

No porn is the legit part of this meme

I guess so, I got some last Friday, was probably 9th day of not fapping. Dunno if doing it months on end is a good way to go about it though.

>nofap
>faps anyways

uhhh

>Dunno if doing it months on end is a good way to go about it though

Depends on your autism levels, it takes some time for the urges to build high enough it will win over you autism. You're basically lighting a bonfire under your ass, the only way to end it is to get a girl, and until then the [spoiler]fire[/spoiler] will keep rising.

>l force you into finding someone to fuck

the thing is, I can't get a gf becasue I have no place to take her. I'm a pathetic uni fag living with mommy. I would get gf if I had a place to live. Getting my own place to live is cca. 5years from now, and that's a lot of time. why didn't my parent think in advance and secured me a small shitty place to live on my own

Maybe it has helped, I would like to gf the girl I was with, should be seeing her tonight

go to a party, go to her place

i dont think living at home is an excuse for viciously smacking it in a dark room by yourself.

>why didn't my parent think in advance and secured me a small shitty place to live on my own
why didn't you?

That's easy, find a gf with a place of her own then.

>go to a party

that's uncomfy and you know it, having to sneak somewhere just to put my tiny weewee for 5mins, having to worry that someone could caught us.. all that shit, it's is OK to do is couple of times, but you can't rely on that for a long time

>go to her place

that's even more pathetic than fapping alone. if she has to provide for a place to fuck than you are a total loser (which I am, but no need to be reminded that way lol) . A man should provide for a place to live and money, it's the only way she can't tell you one day "LOL if it weren't for me, you would have nothing you loser HAHA"

You don't want it enough then, end of story.

2 weeks into noFap i get a wet dream today

>2017
>supressing urge to rape womyn
>not turning that urge into something sonstructive

its liek you dont wanna make it brah

took me some time to grow up, now I'm 25, posting on this anime forum. I know 0 people of my age that earned 30 000$, by them self - no parent's helping, to buy a shitty place to live

that's bullshit, I don't want to have some botched sex anymore, either is perfect or not, I had plenty of crappy sex, outside in the fucking cold, at her place, feeling like a loser, at frineds place, having no time to relax after it, it's really just pathetic

but it's so hard, that's why I made this thread, to get insulted and possibly get some motivation from it

>now I'm 25, posting on this anime forum. I know 0 people of my age that earned 30 000$
I'm 22 and make $28,000 a year.

how? also I'm in eastern europe, so that a lot of money for us. you guys are literally 6 times richer then us after conversion of value

I design conveyor systems.

shitposting from work rn.

USA

Blast your dick with cold water in the shower

After a certain amount of days you flatline and youll feel dead inside

nice, come to croatia and you'll be a king here with that money. I'm starting to work this year, will probably earn 300$ a moth if I'm lucky

>croatia
whats it like there?

>mfw did not fapped this year

>how do I supress this urge to rape the first woman I see?

By not being from a 3rd world country

i edged for a good hour last night in bed, then i started fantasising about the lowest of the low girls i know which i could score with the fastests

today i realized how pathetic my love life is in general, and my physical and mental form needs real work for me to become happy again, took 5 days of not masturbating to face this sad conclussion

i feel a mixture of being dead inside after having faced the truth instead of fapping it away, and really motivated to make a change. i dont know if this shit is placebo or not, but it's working.

in summer it's nice, has many islands, clean beaches, it's pretty popular and has many tourists. I recommend some googling. but you have to have some money to enjoy it the right way. also, the smell of money and status attracts local women like flies on a shit. I'm too poor to even go to an island for a nice summer vacation of 7 days.

>the smell of money and status attracts local women like flies on a shit
I'm not a huge fan of casual sex or money grubbers offering pussy and company for money.
>I'm too poor to even go to an island for a nice summer vacation of 7 days.
and I've only ever been on one vacation, because I generally prefer being closer to home.

many of them will fuck you for free, they just want to feel how it's like to have a rich man

well, the islands here are pretty close to my city, it's nice, 2h ride by ferry

Gawd damn that's a new pic for a high test thread, thanks saved.

As for nofap I'm on day 1 atm feeling nothing, I usually last up to 10 days with no problems and then get so horny I end up marathon fapping the whole night, shit starts killing my kidneys in the morning.

>how do I supress this urge to rape the first woman I see? Now even 2h in the gym helps, even makes me more frustrated. Geting a gf is a no-no. Friend tells me "bro, just wait 7days"
Quit being an idiot, demonizing something fine and healthy for you and fap
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

>only 1 .edu

>blogspot.com
>wikipedia

nice """"sources"""""

How new are you?
That is a shitposter that has been posting this exact list multiple times a day, every day

>How new are you?
January. They'll go back to 2eddit soon

>be caveman (pre fapping years)
>wife missing
>urge to breed
>must bash other cavemen head to get to their woman or die trying

is my dick dead?

theres this uncomfortable feeling where if I try to tense my pc muscle it would only contract halfway and I wouldnt feel the 'pump' feeling of it, help anons

>nice """"sources"""""
>Not reading
>shitposter
>Actual science instead of memes is shitposting
>They'll go back to 2eddit soon
>Implying no fap isn't a retarded leddit meme
Every single no fap post posted on Veeky Forums sounds like it came straight out of the no fap subreddit

It's been probably 2 weeks of me doing nofap, maybe more.
I still don't want to fuck my gf.
Lifts are going up though.
what do

does she do anal?

i really needs a big chunky cheesy girl. If she isnt big, chunky, and cheesy, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa fold marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc mozzarella mommy. Wide pelvis?? Gross. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy easy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a boner? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. Damn. I'm salivating.

If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck.

This is correct.
Youre supposed to do NoFap in weekly cycles.
Look at the data. Youre T levels peak around day 7 and then baseline. Fap once a week and thats it.

I lost today after abstaining since New Years.

Woke up humping my bed and thinking about my ex gf. Grabbed my dick and came in like 30 seconds. Oh well, back to square one.

>tfw literally dreaming my ex
>tfw we broke up 6 years ago

she probably has a family now

[email protected]

>tfw fapping 4 times a day master race

Yeah, that shit is fucking saggy.

No it isn't.