ITT we describe our gym regulars

Same gym
Fucking Gymfu bullshit team
>Man and a woman, about midforties
>Wearing matching dark blue tracksuit
>Refuse to use the right equipment for any exercise, like wrist curls on bench press etc.
>Practice shitty 'judo' in the fucking middle of the free weight section, I'm waiting for the day they get a pl8 dropped on them
>Get those sticks you stretch with, and swing them around as fast as they can, pretending they're ninjas. Once again in the middle of the free weight section
>Pray before each set. They kneel and stare at the floor while mumbling before any exercise
>Look painfully smug during all of this
I hate them a lot.

>curlbro
>beer gut
>uses machines when not working arms
>mfw it's me

>manager if the gym
>5'6
>competes in bodybuilding
>just fucking massive and lean
>barely works out cuz roids
>does strictly hypertrophy work
>women always are like "can you help me with my squat form ;)"
>he sighs and helps
>hates all teenagers

i try.

>fucking disgusting dude with nasty moustahce
>we call him "possum"
>only works upper body
>is that dude who puts fucking 300 lbs on the cable machines and swings the weight
>does lat pulls as if he is a human bungee cord
>has a high ass voice
>6'4
>walks on his tip toes to get calf work but it never helps

>Only gym regular I actually notice
>this asian curl bro at my gym
>comes to the gym both of his parents
>maybe trying to get them to a healthier lifestyle
>oldman is always says hi to everyone,nice guy
>anyways I curl every other day, but I usually the same weight for curls and some other exercises
>one day looking for the dumbbells of my preference, found out one is missing
>wtf, that doesn't make sense
>walk out the gym, can't find it
>hear it dropping across the gym
>curlbro is using two different dumbbells, superseting both weights for each arms for several sets
>I haven't been able to curl in peace ever since
>later realized dude hits an obnoxious amount of curl variations in the same fashion
>never hit legs, do chest and triceps every now and then
>even made fun of him and his instructor for this, and the instructor heard
>mfw didn't hit biceps direct work for weeks
>mfw even though I've been going to for less than three months I have bigger biceps

>6 DYEL high school mini-chads that do the same 5 or 6 iso accessory lifts every day

>another high school kid who seems like he might actually know what he's doing,
>squats benches and deadlifts.
>He asks for some advice sometimes so we kinda bro it out a little. no homo

>super friendly old guy that loses 15lbs of sweat ever day with strange bw exercises and cardio.
>He always likes to have full on conversations in the locker room when he's ass naked though, which is a little off-putting.

>Part-time PT guy that has his clients do some of the memiest routines then does even memier routines when he's training.
>I don't think he likes me bc I can't help but laugh at some of the retarded shit he puts his clients through.
>None of them have gotten any real gains in the past 8ish months. in the same time that I went from squatting 185lb to 315lbs.

>Gym owners daughter is a super hot squat chick. Blue-eyed Blonde, nice big ass, nice white smile.
>does every variation that has ever existed of leg and glute training.
>She works the reception desk some days too so I talk to her quite a bit.
>goes to Uni in the city though so she's not around as much as she was in the summer
>whytho.jpg
>We chirp each other about who can squat more all the time, breddy gud times

>turbo-turk with superman hair flick
Jacked as fuck with a low bf, seems like an all-round cool dude. Keeps to himself, doesnt ever need a spot.
>strongfat dad
Hes got a fat belly but hes clearly pretty strong.
>scantily clad cardio bunny
I only ever see her running on the treadmill but she does it for a good solid hour without stopping at varying paces.

Everyone else is just generic athletic young person.

theres this band of filipeno people that work out, they're all roughly the same height of 5'2-5'4 and its a mix of males and females, they havent done anything wrong to warrant my hatred but i cant help it

>korean
p-pics?
preferably shirtless?

"school shooter"

>early/mid 20s guy, maybe late 20s with a bit of a babyface
>about 5'9" +/- an inch, 165-175 lbs
>does mostly compounds with a few accessories, most of his lifts are pretty intermediate
>never talks to anybody
>always has his headphones in
>stares off into space between sets
>gives off a pretty depressed vibe, like he's mentally checked out of life and just going through the motions at this point

where do you live

There is an autistic (I think) man who goes to my gym. He ONLY works his chest and has a huge chest and tiny arms and a tiny head as a result

He CONSTANTLY walks around shouting 'BIG CHEST ARRRHHH' and thumping his chest. I've spoken to him and he is very nice, and tells me his life goal is for his chest to get so big it overtakes his arms so he has to stretch his arms out of his body like a tortoise (he has 5 pet tortoises)

Don't even know if I feel bad for him. He is achieving his goals, meanwhile I hate my life.

>Death metal guy
>wears scary ass shirts of actual snuff porn
>One time i cut him off on accident driving home
>he tailgated me until he hit my bumper
>Goes in the sauna and listens to death metal max volume with bleeding earbuds until everyone leaves.
>never speaks

user that's me

>60+ year old asian lady
>sits on leg press machine
>doesn't release safety latch
>just bounces it up and down for what seems to me like 20-30 min unless someone comes by and asks how long, then she'll immediately get up for you.

Yeah, you've probably described a fair amount of Veeky Forums

>thatsthejoke.jpg

>manlet roid gut dude in his early 30's
>shittone of tats
>crusty ass skin
>thinks he's some kind of fashion model causehe wears glasses
>he matches her snapback with his t-shirts
>he's fucking dumb and doesn't know anything about nutrition
>recently started training people
>everytime they use a bigger weight they can't handle
>he helps them out
>last set is always a dropset

Japanese olympic running team works out in my city, due to higher elevation
Very polite, very quiet.
Do endless light weight leg excercises and stretches
Some are really qt

best itt

Tfw your life is so shit, seeing someone else be happy accomplishing their shitty, retarded goals makes you jealous.

Holy shit, I have the exact same person in my gym.
also those old asian men who don't realize the hammer-press bench machine is for chest. They get on the machine, push it into position with their legs, and do that for reps at light weight. They just let their arms hang at their sides. I'm so glad I don't use the machine.

24 hour fitness in la habra? :)

That's amazing, you can bang an olympian.

>DYEL 5'7 manlet
>smallest guy in the gym
>always wears running pants
>always checking himself out in the mirrors even though he looks like shit
>I think he's trying to do SS while cutting, so obviously no gains
>makes brief eye-contact with other people before glancing away
>doesn't really look like he knows what he's doing

>it's me

>50 year old bearded pagan
>upside down pentagram tattoo on neck
>groans "Satan commands it" in between reps
>saw him working at a dog shelter nearby

Sperg, so nah.
And let me emphasize the quiet part.
They're there to train, and not much else.

I've seen Jeff Seid at my gym a few times, I live close to where he's from

OHMAIGAWDWHAT

eat BIG c'mon!!!

>guy walking with a hobble and missing an arm below the shoulder
>super nice, has held the door for me on more than one occasion
>probably because I stop myself before saying "let me give you a hand"
>asks me if he should use the leg press to try and correct his walk
>tell him to go for it

I swore this was talking about me for a sec

Agreed. All koreans should post towel only cbt itt.

>College drop out Tourette's autismo
>doesn't talk to anyone
>headphones blaring
>mom's spaghetti on the gym equipment already
>mostly does machines and half rep free weights
>literally yells "fuck" "shit" "ass" in rotation every 3rd rep

It's funny to see how new members react to him

>q.t. 9/10 Zelda clone with amazing butt
> works at gym desk and occasionally jumps in to work out, primarily flutes.
>dates farmersonly.com boys

Sounds like me

you just described 75% of Veeky Forums

>tanned old douchebag who thinks that he owns the place
>that silent juicer who only enters, does his thing and leaves
>the OG lifter who was at that gym before everybody and knows everybody

>6'4" dude who's been working out for over a decade
>total T-Rex mode since all he does are lower body exercises
>if a T-Rex could be that chiseled, that is
>would ride him like crazy if he ever started upper body exercises

>meet some qt female Olympic athletes at a friend's wedding
>they would go on 2 hour long runs and come back without a single drop of sweat on them
>had magnificent quads
>both ridiculously autistic
>couldn't hold a conversation about anything other than the Olympics
>would stutter and mumble if it wasn't Olympic related

Shame, but I guess you have to dedicate literally your entire life to it to make it.

>3 dudes early age 18-23
>deadlift intermediate weight (3-4plates)
>slam weights to floor (more than just dropping the bars, they actually try to slam it when going back down)

Got one guy I see pretty much every time I go
>Old bald arab guy
>Around 40-50years old
>Big guy, 6'4 with huge arms
>Also has a huge gut
>Crazy strong though, and seems nice enough
>Talks to pretty much every person in the gym
>Never talks to me though because I'm aspie and keep to myself

Another dude
>Always wears the same clothes, let's hope he washes regularly
>Very often shadow boxes between sets
>He looks "fit", but is small
>When I started working out I was about his size
>Couple of months later and I'm bigger whereas he has done no progress
>Ever since, it feels like he's staring at me a lot
>Haven't seen him around in a couple of weeks

New face:
>Came with this year's NYR delivery
>Bald and overweight 20-something
>Walks around looking super confident like he knows exactly what his purpose in the gym is
>Unfortunately he's doing some kind of meme routine
>Should just be doing compounds and hitting the treadmill
>Instead he's doing shit like one handed upright rows in the smith
>Some kind of weird rain dance cardio in between sets
>Various machines

But by far the most common guy at my gym is the average curlbro. Dozen different arm excercises + some chest and then they leave

Let's step it up and do a fit stereotype sacavanger hunt and post images and videos of these faggots

>5'7 manlet
>obviously roided
>lmao 4.5plaetdeadlift
>always there with 9/10 gf
>loud
>constantly spots people who aren't asking to be spotted
>Shouts "one more" everytime

>Deranged autisstic dude
>always has a book
>only comes in late at night
>same clothes always
>constantly fast walks between whatever he's doing
>never seen him do an exercise
>massive balding spot and long hair combo looks terrible

>jacked short qt3.14
>legit might be roiding
>intense
>does every exercise under the sun.
>shy as fuck
>will procreate with soon

>stacy
>blonde
>hot
>always wears pink ass shorts
>thrives on everybody noticing her
>does legit exercises though.
> Does 95 bent over rows

>my goals
>tanktop
>jacked
>6'2
>always checking his form in the mirror
>squats 4 plate ATG and benches 2.5 plaet perfect form
>not a great face though

you're obviously doing something wrong user

the girls scare me, senpai

kek

WHO GIVES A SHIT THEY'RE FREAKS

>skele 5'9 125lb at gym
>squats 55kg 3x5
>heavy mouth breathing sitting on floor between sets
>listening to anime music loud in earphones
>mumbles 'fk sake' each time fails a set and racks bar aggresively
>mfw it's me

>tfw my gymbro is tall, stronk korean guy. I would find him hot if not for the fact that we've been friends since high school and now it's just weird to think about him like that

>tall
>Korean

Pick one.

>when the description fits me 100%

6'2 korean dyel reporting

Roger Klotz
>>regular ass dude, lifts 1/2/3/4
>>haircut like Roger Klotz from Doug

Resident powerlifter
>>looks fat as fuark
>>beats headphones, sometimes just on head, not even on ears
>>"bro you gotta hit that 30 minute window post-workout"
>>lifts some damn good weight though

Middle eastern manlet
>>jacked as fuark
>>crosseyed
>>lifts with fugly gf, they speak Arabic 24/7
>>speaks English fine, but sounds actually retarded

Weird chick
>>in good shape, has a nice fat ass
>>uses machines incorrectly, does retarded "exercises"
>>smith machine for half her workout

Typical gym-bro
>>jacked
>>slams NO-Xplod during workout
>>spills the shit all over the floor, doesn't clean up

Crossfit wannabe
>>Supersets every goddamn thing
>>sings as he lifts
>>i'm not fucking kidding

Firefighter
>>lifts with goddamn cowboy boots on
>>drives lifted F150 gasser

Honestly, overall, i can't complain. I like my gym, most people keep to themselves, never crowded. It's legit. The only outliers are the ones above

I need Reinhardt's Routine.

>Everyone else is just generic athletic young person.
For some reason that's kind of nice. Nothing wrong with young athletic people doin their thing.

im gonna need proof for that

I'm pretty sure I've seen you talk about #2 before, in another thread like this one.

>mfw thats me

Come to my gym tomorrow around noon. I think we're gonna hit chest

.....this is me except I'm a little bigger at 6'0 185lbs, I actually had a harrowing feeling reading this thinking someone from Veeky Forums was posting about me

Yeah that was probably me, I made a thread like this not too long ago

Talked about #1 too

#3 is new though (as mentioned)

which gym?

The moleman
>5' 4 manlet
>permanent scowl as a result of his near-blindness
>always wears 80's tracksuits
>very rarely see him actually lift
>acts as a sort of coach to a number of insecure women in their fifties

Saddam Hussein
>Iraqi
>also a manlet
>has been going to the gym for longer than I have
>long since passed him in strength and size
>only see him do light weight isolations
>saw him hitting on a woman once
>never seen her since

POLSKA
>polish dude that does the most retarded shit
>when not lifting he's pacing up and down the gym talking on his phone
>does this for a ridiculous amount of time
>all of the sudden breaks into a set of quarter-rep BW squats in the middle of the gym
>besides that, I've only seen him do triceps extensions, leg raises, calf raises and the most retarded looking cheat curls I've ever seen
>it's like a ballistic curl/calf raise/hip thrust combo

Swole Patrol
>6' 2
>Pretty buff
>Probably the biggest guy in the gym
>Actually curls in the squat rack
>No one confronts him about it

Autisticus skellitus
>Lanky skeleton
>Always wears a hoodie and sweatpants
>Wears adipowers, SBD knee sleeves and a belt to squat 2pl8 and some change
>Hogs the squat rack like a motherfucker
>When not squatting he's sitting on a bench someone else might've used for something productive
>Doesn't wipe it off when he gets up, leaving a visible residue of ass sweat

That's me

i mean post a pic of your friend, preferably shirtless

Brazilian Manlet
>Pretty Ripped
>Always talks/signs to himself in Spanish
>Only see him lifting huge weights and then going for a 30 minute relaxation session.
>Pretty jacked, I do 'mire

3 Fatty friends that barely come in
>Come in for max 30 min
>Always go for bench and chest
>All lift a bit more than me more than me but that's not saying much

Fellow skelly
>Always has a protein shake with him
>I'm secretly looking at how much he lifts so he doesn't outdo me
>Always says hi to me

ugly-faced but nice ass slut
>only seems to exercise her ass
>moans and groans
>pretty nice ass

awkward white guy
>deadlifts 1 pl8
>looks at everyone but pretends he doesn't
>blasts gym radio because no headphones
>asks for spot on last set of 45kg bench
>me

>walks around with ILS
these faggots are the funniest clowns

>Brazilian
>Always talks/signs to himself in Spanish
black-man-with-question-marks.jpg

I know a Korean guy who's like 6'2

sings, kek

...

I knew what you meant

it's a 24 hour gym near chicago

W I T N E S S E D

C H E C K E D

oh shiiii

>Asian Manlet with glasses
>he's breddy strong
>chubby asian guy who doesnt speaj english very much, breddy strong
>Veeky Forums asian guy sumoing 4pl8 diddly and 3pl8 squat
>black guy who does 90% calisthenics for that there aesthetics
>Old treadmill guy who does like 3mph
>qt3.14 gym girl who works the reception table; p-pls respond, she played on the basketball team. Extra qt
>cardio qt's mirin my pace on the tread, but can only get a few occasional glances from reception qt. Shoo shoo overexposed cardio bunnies
>girl who is a 4/10 outside of gym and her routine was like 90% mirror selfies
>chubby black dude who looks like a fish (mirin progress, has no fat belly anymore)
>weight lifting qt that everyone has a crush on, is adopted and has a boyfriend twice her age, red flags everywhere
>male gym receptionists who is balding and does oly lifts
>Black fraternity guy with glasses who doesnt know how to act (around blacks he acts hood, around non blacks he's very intelligent)
>viking looking dude who only wears sweatpants and a tanktop
>really awkward canadian guy who always talks to me about a girl he got turned down by again. (Says he onky wants to get toned)
>pervuvian manlet who wears dbz shirts, gym bro
>bangladeshi tall dude who's breddy strong and listens to anime music while he lifts. Breddy cool gymbro
>Autist who always tries to talk to reception qt after seeing her mire my 10k on the tread

Mfw that's me

>n-notice me qt...

...

>jacked middle-aged guy
>might be roiding
>big as fuck back and arms 6'0
>nice guy and pretty hot not homo

>old DYEL man
>he was a fat fuck before
>lost like 70 punds
>now he looks skinny fat

>qt3.14s
>there are like 10-20
>mostly in class like zumba, bachata and etc

>3 chinese guys
>two of them are like 5'10 and 5'8
>always speaking in chinese loud as fuck
>mostly doing exercises that the other chink do
>the other is like 5'6 but lifts like 4 times more than them

>black guys
>when they do exercises like curls is like they are dancing
>nearly every exercise done with momentum
>one of them curls like motherfucking 75 dumbbells

>gym owner
>former bodybuilder now bearmode
>pretty nice guy
>always talks with the girls (only hot ones)

>gym owner's wife
>mid 30s
>pretty hot butterface

>fat guy
>comes like a month and dissapears for 3
>still the same weight
>looks like he lurks /a/

>boxing trainer
>looks like a typical old man
>pretty much can beat out the shit of nearly the 90% of the gym
>his nose looks like jelly

>middle-aged women
>over than a year coming and nearly no changes
>they are very ugly

no pajeets or arabs

Do you mean Portuguese?

Every person who gives me an evil eye because I'm stronger than them naturally

>invisible watermelons

Fuckin kek

these are my regulars. everyone is white and male unless otherwise stated:

power lift korean
>early 20s
>5'10
>lifts a fuckton
>pretty social and helps people struggling in gym

middle aged very fit white couple
>social and nice to others
always working out together and wearing caps the odd time

hooded giant
>mid 20s
>6 foot bulky guy
>always wears a hoodie and trackpants
>quiet mostly but has his social circle
>gives off a scary vibe, looks always angry

rich piana
>hes a short less juiced version of rich (still red)
>intimidating but social
>wears muscleshirts to give off the 100% rich piana chest

cardio chinese
>6'2, thin, glasses
>late 20s or early 30s
>does lots of cardio
>super defined lean build
>quiet, doesn't socialize but always looks happy

hipster twins
>both 6 foot 3
>lean built
>glasses
>workout together

short cap guy
>title
>20s
>nicely defined
>social but angry while lifting

personal trainer
>dad guy, bald, usually wears a top
>spotting usually older clients
>social and you know he wants to help everyone if it wasn't his job

personal trainer woman
>average height middle age
>built (looks like she can kill you or MMA)
>hot mom kinda thing going on
>social, works out during breaks

before and after guy
>wears cap
>started out pretty overweight
>does 100% cardio, mostly sitting treadmill
>always listening to ipod
>now almost average weight
>starting to lift

popular highschool classmate
>6 foot 2
>fit
>has a less hot gf than he did in HS (he had a 10/10 in hs)
>lifts more than me (his gf probably also)
>social with gym, looks pretty attractive
>was a class clown, neutreal with me
>what I want to be minus his current gf.jpeg

gym crush babe
>went to same highschool
>popular
>doesn't visit the gym often
>5'8, between thin and thick, brown hair, perfect face, ass and boobs
>always comes with a different female friend, semi social
>mostly does treadmill and cardio yoga shit
>I will never have that
>wojaksuicide.jpeg

me

in

Veeky Forums

Fuark you sound like such a whinger

S-Sorry, user.

>qt skwat girl

So you gonna try to fuck that or what?

no way someone wouldnt tell that edgelord to fuck off with his gay music in the sauna? that would piss me off so bad

>pagan
>upside down pentagram
>"Satan commands it"
That's probably not a pagan, user.

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