Does hanging upside really make you taller? Or will I need literal reconstruction surgery...

In the eyes of a woman? It really isn't.

>having arms the size of your head and such light weight
>having short t-rex arms
>having your traps hide your neck

Buff manlets look gross

You probably hang around shit people desu senpai.

Well yes

Just meditate and think about growing taller. Reach towards the ceiling and whisper to yourself grow grow grow...it really works user and it's free.

Will try this, thanks!

You're wlecome.

Not OP but that's all I hear from girls.

>"Don't worry user, you'll find someone (else) someday!"

>mfw my friend is a manlet but he had a 6'3 gf
Too bad she was a bitch and dumped him for a even shorter manlet

Only 5'11, I gotta do more back and leg stretching to lengthen my body hehe

>every man under 6 feet is a fatass
>girl logic

kek

See this is the kind of stuff I would like to avoid. If I were tall, I would never get made jokes thrown at me like this.

Dude, I had short friends in the military who got married to some pretty great women who were also pretty cute. Just gotta have something to offer that she wants. Romance is a market

Maybe she had a size difference fetish?

Lol, no it isn't...

>not getting that it's a joke

...

dad 6'6
mother 5'1

Stuck at 5'8 in between.

It'll make you maybe an inch taller temporarily.

>2017
>lifting for girls
>caring for what girls think
>Doing anything just to impress girls
Why would you do that my manlet friendo? If you have money you can always buy an escort.

Well depends. Do you travel by plane a lot?

you'll be ok little buddy, don't let it get you down.

Th fate of all "I'm a womanlet but I need a giant man to protect me" children.

I 100% lift for girls. I absolutely care what girls think of me. I don't want to be alone anymore.

Do this to correct your posture:

youtube.com/watch?v=LT_dFRnmdGs

This got me from 5'10" to a comfortable 5'11"

Seriously, is there some kind of exercice to do to at least gain like half an inch in the legs. That's all I need really, half an inch.

Fucking truth right there. Shits depressing but nature is harsh and women demand height in a mate.

Women are retarded with spatial reasoning. If you're at least 5'8", they'll think you're 6'.

Plus there's a lot of manlets out there who claim to be 6 feet. So that fucks up girls' reasoning even more.

Just date a girl shorter than you

samefag

that's a slippery slope
you're gonna fall in love with the first woman that won't reject you, you're gonna think she "gets you", she's gonna dump your ass and find
someone new, you're gonna be devastated.

been there done that

i feel your pain user
5'3

All women are indirect prostitutes. Just use them for sex

this
Also you can find a shit like that on YouTube, just listen to it before going to sleep for 5 minutes everyday, it really works, you just gotta trust
I was 5'5" a year ago and now I'm 5'7" which is average in my country.

Stop trolling the poor lad lmao

NLP, I can warrantee it really works

What makes you think I'm trolling?

I'm 6'2 but actually get triggered as fuck when women make fun of men's height, but men aren't allowed to make fun of women's weight which is FULLY controllable.

THIS
FUCK BEING AVERAGE

Nearly every sentence you typed

Well I'm not. I know that shit works believe it or not

you have to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with someone else.

I feel you, dude. Dad is 6'4, mom is 5'1, I'm stuck at 5'11, but since I grew an inch last year and I'm 20, I can still hope for 6'

>inb4 falling for the manlet meme
Whatever, I just like feeling taller than average in my country (which is 5'9 or so) out of sheer narcissism, go judge me

I'm 6'6", yes, yes you do, they're just less demeaning to your face.

Modern womynz doublethink, my dude
No need to rustle your jimmies, hoes will be hoes

or you could come to terms with your height. All of your problems won't just go away when you become taller.

Lol not me. I'm 6'4 and lucky as fuck to be this height. May as well revel in the fact you hit the genetic lottery and join in the laughter. I'm not gonna be some white knight for manlets, they need to grow up (lol) and get over it.

That's why I tell im 5'10. Im 6'2

that's bullshit and you know it

dad 5'7
mom 5'3

me 5'9

made it bros

I don't even know how tall I am, I'm guessing 5'10, but i told my ex once that i think i was 6'0 and she never questioned it. not that i was trying to seem taller i thought i might've been 6'0 at the time but im pretty sure im less

If you tell the truth about your height it usually blows people's minds. I'm 5'11" and usually when I tell people that they think I'm kidding, and that I'm much taller.

People lie about their height so much that the general public has a warped view of height.

It is said that people who are abnormally short or tall will seek out their opposite because the body believes that it will even out the offspring.

That's why you often see lanklets with womanlet gfs.

Yeah, but only because your face is way up there.

>me 5'9
>made it bros
Pick one, manlet

I have always laughed about manlets, but until this day i did not check how many feet there is in my 188 cm. FUCK YOU MANLETS HAHAH, 6.167979 feet (6 feet 21⁄64 inches) MASTER RACE COMING TRUUU CHOO CHOO

day of the rope soon lanklets

there are more of us than there are of you

I thought i was the only one doing that.
I'm 6'0 but i tell people i'm 5'9" in social circles so that manlets will feel bad about themselves,you always see that one guy that goes sad when you tell the group you're 5'9

188 cm is 6'2.

at 5'5 you well never even get close to not being a manlet, so theres no point

>dad 5'10
>mom 5'9 (her dad 6'3)
>me 6'5

thanks mom genes

girls have a tendency to be entitled cunts in social situations, divide and conquer my friend if you an press her up against a corner in a closed up area you win

I'm 5'8.5, 24yo do I still have a chance?

Tfw 183cm 6.0001 feet
Mqnlets btfo how will they ever recover

Older brother has same from mums granddad. Includes baldness from 22 on tho. Wouldn't trade.

>go to teenage party/club 18-20
>say youre 20 years old
>bring out heavy liquor
>oh i know the some guys ;)
>cha ching

31 still got all the hair, so did my granddad when he died and my dad still rocking is 80s fro. looking good for me

6'5 is too tall brah, you should have stayed at grandpas height.

I was 6 feet. I shrunk an inch. Thanks squats.

nah im fine, not gonna get super shredded, but i can still call people manlets in 50 years when the average is 6'2+

>Mom is 5'7.5
>Dad is 5'8.5
>No one in my family stopped growing until they were like 22 years old
>Estimated to become 5'11
Should I just end it all now to spare me the misery of just being one inch away from being /mästerras/?

You can't hang a lanklet.

"Just be yourself".

just cut off the legs

Good luck reaching high enough to tie the rope

just cut off the legs

manlets have killed tons of lanklets before

Dad is eternal manlet and mom is also pretty small. All the men on my mother's side of the family are bear mode though.

I measured myself today, 19 yrs old and grew an inch, now 5'10.

I'm an absolute late bloomer, just started getting facial hair, inherited eternal youth genes from my father.

I'm suddenly wondering, is there hope?

how many turned into dependapotamus after they married the guys

Take your manletness as a challenge. You can't change your height, but you can change your attitude.
Women who care so much about height are probably vapid sluts, and besides, there are plenty of short women out there that are guaranteed to be way cuter than some giraffe thinking her matchstick legs are an object to be admired.

>all the men on my mother's side of the family are bear mode though

The guys on your mom's side of the family are just as important genetically speaking as your dad; same goes for the girls on your dad's side if your a girl.

You were probably messing yourself in the morning before, and now you are measuring at night.

People are taller right after waking up because of the cartilage collected in between the discs of your spine. It depends on the person, but the difference can be anywhere from 1/4 if an inch to a full inch.

How old?

Has any of you guys grown taller after 18?If yes how much?

The younger you are the better a chance you have

flurbiprofen has been shown to increase LONGITUDAL GROWTH in rats, meaning it can help growing the long bones

ive been saying this for ages, you manlets need to fucking do your research. all you do is retarded stretches but there are so much resources out there at pubmed. an aromatase inhibitor and growth hormone during puberty will land you at least 6'0 in height. combine it with caloric surplus and a lot of mineral and micronutrients for bone gains

Nothing wrong with 5'11" bud
>5'10": King of Manlets mode. Officially an inch taller than the average man. Easy gains.
>5'11": Aesthetic mode. Perfect slightly above average height without lanklet disadvantages.
>6'0": Made it mode. Breaking the 6 foot barrier, you are officially tall with minimal impact on gains due to lanklet status.
>6'2": Slayer mode. Highest height you can achieve while still having access to good gains and not looking like a lanklet, but you will work harder than 5'11" guys.
>6'4": Peak tall. Any taller and you are forever cursed to giraffe status. But girls go crazy for your height. Train from youth to be swole, or ottermode is the thickest you'll get.

5'10" - 6'4" is the perfect 6-inch window for optimal male height, with different advantages and disadvantages distributed throughout.

Mom - 5' 3"
Dad - 5' 8"

Me - 5' 10"

F..feels good man

Your free you's

You're going to have to play the acceptance game bro. Accept that you will have to accept you're a manlet, BUT it's not a bad thing, some girls prefer guys that are taller but most do not give a fuck if you give them a reason to like you and you're dodging a bullet by liking a shallow cunt who wants a tall dude when she's a manlet herself in the first place.
Date a similar height or slightly taller qt. they're out there.
Tall guys who date tater thot manlet girls will forever live in shame by having sons that are shorter than their dad.

But I wanna be 6'5 like Dolph Lundgren

ok shorty