Is it possible to not embarrass yourself the first time you have sex?

Is it possible to not embarrass yourself the first time you have sex?

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nope.

Not really.

Just laugh it off though you are supposed to be having fun. No matter what happens just smile and explore and well...have fun!

nope

Nope.

If you go through the whole thing without shooting off early or losing your erection due to nerves or hurting her or clumsily falling off the bed or farting, and if you somehow give her an orgasm or two, you'll sober up in the morning and have to face the fact that you lost your virginity to a seacow so ugly you can't brag to your friends.

Plus you'll feel awkward that you lost it at 29 and can be neither Chad nor wizard.

Nope
Just get an easy girl and tell her it was your first time AFTER you fug dont set your mind to hide it it will be worse
If she asks just tell her it is your first and play along joke with it
Remember alpha doesn't care
"I was saving it for marriage but I could not just pass with a girl like you"
Be chill all the time and believe in every piece of bullshit that comes out of your mout

Not OP, but these replies are honestly making me feel so much better about my shitty 1st (and only so far) time.
Thanks bruhs

First time is always bad, don't try to make it special

Lose it to a fat chick at a party or something, just get it over with

Then when you're ready, read Sex God Method and become the master of orgasms

Ask ur mom

>tfw going to lose my virginity to my oneitis tomorrow
>tfw 22 so there's no reason she would believe I'm a virgin, especially since she's 25 and probably haven't sexed a guy without thousands of intercourses behind him for years

Should I just cancel on her?

no, that's how you become a 30 year old wizard user. Just go with the flow and don't give a fuck

it's not gonna be great senpai, but that's okay

lost mine to a girl i really like and she was chill with it

just don't throw out that you're a virgin before because then it's either gonna be way shittier or just not happen

hell you don't even have to tell afterwards, if you came early just say you haven't done it in a long time and offer seconds

...

But maybe I should postpone it and fuck a prostitue before? I have a great connection with this girl, she is like 1 in 1000 girls I meet that I actually feel that I enjoy talking to and not just want to stick my benis in.

it's not, but don't let that be a reason you turn down pussy.

If she is actually a decent human being that you want to form some sort of relationship with, she won't care if aren't the best the first time around. As long as you are open to communication, it'll get better each time.

Also fucking a prostitute once isn't going to make you much better in any way other than the first time mental block.

>But maybe I should postpone it and fuck a prostitue before?
absolutely not

that's both disgusting and will do absolutely nothing to make you better at sex

the ONLY THING losing your virginity really changes is making you realize that IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL

just be with the girl and be chill about it

Nah, everyones first time is trash.

If you fancy a laugh, watch this from 19.36 (ish) onwards

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0w32k1TmbGY

Its "The Inbetweeners", a britbong programme about standard secondary school (highschool for americans) life. In this one, one of the main characters tries to lose his virginity, but has followed terrible advice off his mate, who lies constantly throughout the show.

Honestly you should watch the whole thing, its hilarious.

also honest to god, i don't think the first time with someone new is ever great

one night stands aren't notoriously shitty just because of the alcohol m8

there's a reason people are getting fuckbuddies now via shitty apps over dragging home randoms

great sex takes practice with someone

being shitty the first time will not matter

Kinda related, I have had sex with 13 girls and I am 21. One of those was a girlfriend and the other 12 were one night stands. I am horrendous at sex though (cum pretty fast, unexperienced). I think I am done with the hookup culture because it is not worth getting an STD over and it places undue stress on my life due to me being an aspie and worrying about pleasing a random girl to the point I cannot fully enjoy the experience. I don't want to have sex unless I am in a relationship again. Any other anons in a similar situation? Will girls think I am weird if I tell them that? It's an ironic situation because I do not want my next girlfriend to wonder why I am so bad at sex but I also do not want to keep hooking up to practice.

First time I had sex was pretty good actually. I didn't have any orgasms but it made me last long. Then I basically did everything I dreamt of doing during my years as a virgin. Ate her out, she sucked my dick, and then we had sex with lots of different positions. She basically did whatever I told her to do.

Then we ate some pizza, and went to bed while spooning. Woke up to her beautiful face, and had more sex in the morning. Felt really great in every way, huge confidence boost, suddenly there was no stress and pressure to lose my virginity and she was really nice.

Aight. Should I lie if it comes up? We haven't even talked about it because she assumes I'm not one, I guess.

No.

Lying isn't going to help here. Communication is about as important to good sex as it is to a good relationship in general.

Go get some Viagra or some over the counter sex pill. Itll keep you solid and you'll be able to go for longer

i'm you without actually hooking up with all of those randoms and just getting a girl i liked the second i realized that one night stands weren't worth it

you're not gonna be notably bad mate and you'll probably get better a lot quicker with a steady girl since i'm guessing your last gf was a few years or so back when you were a teenager

just get a girl who likes you and isn't immature enough not to communicate and that shit will fall into place

hell i was absolute trash when i got my current girlfriend as i had only practiced with one night stands, but a girl who likes you will be understanding

>farting
Don't do this one

>have sex
>can't fucking cum
wew lads looks like the nofap cultists were right

Thanks for the input. Unfortunately I go to an SEC university and most of the girls I chase after are typical southern sorority sluts. Trying to find the needle in the haystack so I'm hopeful I'll find an understanding girl this semester who is open to actual communication.

nah, not masturbating will do nothing except up your cancer risks

avoid porn though, it's the reason rates of erectile dysfunction have risen like crazy in the last 20 years in men under 40

Don't worry, this happened to me the first time. It's just nerves, you will get better. Besides, it's preferable to cumming straight away.

I'm worried about this too OP.
>tfw 21 year old virgin
>tfw every girl in my age range is already ridiculously experienced and I have nothing
I think my only chance is finding a girl with a virgin fetish which I'm not even sure is real.

at least you didn't not get it up my dude

At least you didn't not get past touching my bro

>be 17 with qt3.14 gf of a month or so... Had been talking two months prior to dating

>try to have sex a few times but can't seem to get my penis into this legendary contraption... Looked so ez in porn

>Fast forward a week or so, listening to music in my room, horny as fuck

>go for insertion, finally have the full reality of what pussy feels like... Heavenly and so wet

>Fast forward 10 seconds and it's over.

Was lovely... Continue to have sex immediately after a brief pause and she cums too. Ahhh teenage years, glorious

Do not cancel, do not listen to that user. Whatever happens, it will be a memorable experience and much better to lose vcard to someone that matters.

>had sex once in my life ever
>dick broken from 10 years of daily porn edging
>went flaccid 10 seconds after putting on the condom

The good news is I've been 1 year noporn and have cut back fapping to once every other week so my senstivity is better. I might have a second chance at fugging this same girl soon and I have some cialis at my disposal this time

No

>20
>6'3, broad shoulders, tanned
>part time male model
>was captain of my school basketball team (all catholic boys school)
>EE major at a top technical uni, 3.7 GPA
>deep voice, confident in social situations, particularly in more professional environments
>literally have women staring at me multiple times every day in college
>due to not liking bars and nightclubs (very introverted), not drinking alcohol and never having any ways of meeting women, still a virgin
>women are intimidated by my looks and confidence, whereas in reality I'm really shy and it's all a tough guy facade I built up from my time in school, which was a rough inner city school
>ridiculously over-analyse every interaction,
>know that opening up to them and being honest will just make them lose attraction to me and see me as pathetic

I feel like I'll die a virgin, I have this inner belief that everyone think I'm pathetic and no one would ever like me, not even as a friend, never mind a lover

I suffer from performance anxiety (I am a cuck bitch and can't get hard sometimes). Will doctors prescribe me cialis if I am 22 or should I just buy some online? I wouldn't wish the feeling of disappointing a girl by not achieving an erection on my worst enemy to be honest

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just fuck an escort then

Nah man if you are attractive an as alpha as you sound, opening up will get girls ungodly wet for you. That shit doesn't work for cucks, but you sound like an alpha by my book. Just don't go to hard and all out open up the first date, just be real with them the first couple times you hang out and as things start to escalate slowly open up about yourself. You lowkey have the perfect storyline and background for pulling incredibly hot chicks and making them catch feels for you

>>know that opening up to them and being honest will just make them lose attraction to me and see me as pathetic

wrong

if you're good looking, try some hookup app to get it out of your system mate

thanks for the link user, I used to just ignore the problem, but I really think this needs to be tackled head on.

>know that opening up to them and being honest will just make them lose attraction to me and see me as pathetic
this isn't true at all, try it sometime

np lad, I'm this user hopefully the cialis can just help us ease into being a normie with sex and after a few times we won't need it anymore

Do you even have to tell her it was your first time ever?

>be me
>be 20
>be khv
>lose 40lbs of fat over the summer after lifting 1 year, mostly by severely cutting back on beer
>at kegger
>drink like I still weight 210 and have a high tolerance
>meet some chick
>try to turn on the charm
>stumbling&slurring.mp4
>she's in the same place as me
>somehow end up in bed with her
>somehow manage to put a condom on
>dick is only semi hard due to alcohol
>attempt to eat her out while frantically jerking my horn trying to get hard
>she's actually pressing my head into her crotch and moaning
>that's enough to get me to 90% erection
>get inside her
>start pumping awkwardly due to a)this being my first time, b)being drunk, and c)me fading in and out of consciousness
>erection fading
>the panic attack going on in my head is now at defcon 1
>just pull out
>apologize, as I'm programmed to do with women
>she starts sobbing about being ugly
>she leaves
>I shower and contemplate what a sorry excuse for a man I am

I guarantee your first time can't be as embarrassing as mine.

she clawed my back and I didn't even know what I was doing

In fact the condom wasn't on right and I creampied her then dug in to find the lost condom

Not op but you put some hope in my heart too, user.

>if you go through the whole thing without shooting off early or losing your erection due to nerves or hurting her or clumisly falling off the bed or farting, and if you somehow give her an orgasm or two, you'll sober up in the morning and have to face the fact that you lost your virginity to a seacow so ugly you can't brag to your friends

>girl in gym for some reason hits it off with me and starts talking to me constantly
>notice her being a super flirt in the gym with tons of guys and you can tell she has them wrapped around her finger
>don't really care so super nonchalant with her
>this goes on for months till she finally asks me out outright while we are resting during a set of deadlifts
>this leads to her coming to my place and me awkwardly realizing slowly she wants sex more than food
>virgin
>get on couch and just get super touchy with her, sperg and just kinda pull her till she's on top of me straddling me on the couch giggling
>carry her to my room and proceed to sex
>literally manual taking off clothes
>she says she's coming a few times but don't know what to look for if she is lying or not
>death grip and finally nut on her face accidently after an hour she laughs and goes to wash up
>the hardest thing I did was trying to sleep

I was literally just laying there all night because I wasn't use to sleeping with someone and actually sleeping naked next to them. I would literally get a boner every time she would cuddle next to me and I felt her nipple graze my side

I didn't even watch straight porn once before I had sex and it was with a girl

It was a complete disaster

And the vagina is not where I thought it would be

>be 25 year old ugly kissless virgin
>have large-ish penis (7x5)
>post videos of myself masturbating on reddit for sexual release
>get a lot of attention about it, have even talked to some girls and gone on skype/other chat apps with them and they all love my dick and how much i cum

>know that if i ever did have sex, which i won't, i would be in my late 20s and not know how to do the simplest sex acts, cum in 5 seconds, just be completely pathetic

and then get to read stories like this
where
>I would literally get a boner every time she would cuddle next to me and I felt her nipple graze my side

Apparently getting an erection when you're sexually attracted to a girl and have a girl's naked body up against you is seen as pathetic as well

Goddamn that green text was a ride thanks for sharing have a 10/10 webm

its lower than you think

Not really

least you can do is get your rocks off

I didn't tell the girl I first had sex with that I was a virgin (she wasn't). Later, she asked me what my first time was like and when I told her it was her she wouldn't believe me.

I...I like to think it was genuine...

>Flirt with girl on tinder for a couple hours
>Ask if she want to grab a drink sometime
>Sure sounds fun!
>Great, you free this weekend?
>Never answers
Every. single. time. I dont get it.

>be me mid 20s
>virgin
>every woman i know or have ever known has had multiple boyfriends

i know guy friends who are still virgins but it seems like all the women have sailed that ship lightyears ago. im ok having my first time with an experienced woman but im curious are there female virgins my age (hardmode: not fat/ugly)

27 yo virgin, fml.

let me ask you this as a 25 year old virgin

why do you want a girl who's a virgin?

is it because you're scared of performing poorly and so a girl who is a virgin won't know any different if you''re bad or good?

the only non fat or ugly girl you will find who is a virgin past the age of 20 or so is likely a religious girl purposely saving it for marriage

>is likely a religious girl purposely saving it for marriage
Yeah well... maybe thats what I'm doing too....

>be me, circumcised virgin
>have to use lotion when I masturbate
>going up and down the entire shaft really does nothing for me, i can stroke forever and just get soft and never cum
>the only part that really works getting me to cum is working the underside of the head where the frenulum is (most sensitive part of a penis)

>usually when I work that I cum pretty quickly, like within 5 minutes, especially if I'm just going quickly back and forth over it focusing on the frenulum
>can even cum just laying my penis on my stomach and rubbing the frenulum with my hand, not even gripping my dick

>see these videos of blowjobs and how the girl just gets the tip in her mouth and is just working that back and forth with her tongue and lips
>see these guys lasting a long time with that
>feel like if i ever received a blowjob where the girl is just focusing on the tip, running her tongue up and down my frenulum, etc, i would bust in 6 seconds
>no clue how guys hold up to that

i dont get it

>all those answers
Should I just go to a hooker and lose it? Could even ask her to guide me around to better satisfy the gf I hope to get one day.

Just laugh off any awkwardness. Not laughing makes it more awkward.

The first time is weird but you don't have to admit you're a virgin. You'll probably suck your first time but you can also look at amateur porn and "made for women" porn to get an idea of what you can do for your first time (Don't trust the hugely manufactured obviously fake shit though. Sometimes that shit works but usually it doesn't.)

Ultimately dont feel weird if the girl has more experience. Girls mature faster, we learn about sex sooner (depending on your school. Ours had it mixed and we all learned at the same time, my husband didn't get a proper sex ed lesson until high school while the girls found out right away because, well, periods).

so unless you're disgusting and go after an underaged girl chances are you aren't going to find many girls who aren't more versed than you.

That said, some if you're honest will show you a damn good time to make it special for you.

Getting drinks isn't a good first date dude.

sounds cool user

I aint trying for a first date

I live in the midwest and probably 75% of my friends are virgins.
Most of them are average or above average looking, a lot of guys I meet at college are also virgins.
Coming from a 21 year old, I'm assuming it's different for people who live in cities with a lot of people but you would be surprised with the amount of virgins in college. A couple qts accidentally let it slip to me last semester that they only been with one guy and they never went past kissing.
Don't stress about it bruh, sex is just one experience in life out of thousands, and everyone experiences things in different ways and times. Be confident in the skills and experiences you have had and don't be ashamed of anything you haven't tried yet, I didn't lie when someone asked me if I have smoked before and if a girl asks how many girls I've hooked up with I don't lie either.
You're gonna make it son.

i dont want that specifically but I feel plenty of good looking dudes are in the virgin and older boat, but its not the same for the opposite gender

im more so questioning why does this seem to be a widespread case

>you would be surprised with the amount of virgins in college. A couple qts accidentally let it slip to me last semester that they only been with one guy and they never went past kissing.

I think a big problem that a lot of guys have when it comes to girls and thinking about how many guys an actual normal girl has had sex with is that guys only think in extremes

They see how there are girls who use Tinder specifically to try to get sex and think that these legit whores are indicative of the real population. They see how easily girls in clubs/bars put out and think it is indicative of the normal population when these girls are whores as well. They look on something like Reddit's gonewild board where tons and tons of girls post nudes and they think this is realistic, when it's only the biggest attention whoring sluts who do this

I remember a study that showed the average number of sexual partners a guy has in his life is, like, 6, and the average number for girls is something like 8

Doesn't that study completely negate your statement? Or are you accounting for the fact that the sluts push the average way above the median?

What I was trying to say was that the reality is that "normal" people (by the way when I say normal I don't mean NORMIES REE I mean average people) don't really have a ton of sexual partners in their lives. Like, fewer than 10 is the average.

A lot of guys get this idea that all girls have like 20, 30+ partners, like the user said

>you would be surprised with the amount of virgins in college. A couple qts accidentally let it slip to me last semester that they only been with one guy and they never went past kissing.

basically like he was surprised by the fact that girls have only had sex with a few guys when they are late teens/early 20s.

They mainly get this idea that girls have tons of sexual partners from things like Tinder (sluts), bars/clubs/concerts/festivals (sluts), and seeing things online where girls post naked pictures/videos of themselves (sluts) and it completely skews their perception that all girls are so experienced and they will never live up to them, just like how porn penises skews their perception on penis size and makes their average penises feel inadequate for women.

Nah man, how much variance could there possibly be between individuals in an average between hundreds of millions of people?

Only if it is making it akward for any of you
If you're thinking about it then she knows
It's better to defuse the situation before she can say something about it
But like I said it will only be as big of a deal as you make it to

Yeah I remember my first I do watch porn but still is quite lower than I thought lol also looks smaller than pornstars

user you responded to, I had to go to some lectures for a social science class I had to take and that year a few people came over to talk about their research on college sex habits.
Can't remember exact numbers but like 10% of people have 95% of the sex.
I go to a commuter college and their surveys saw that like 45% of incoming freshmen are virgins and like 25% graduates are still virgins, I might be a little off on those first statistics but I remember the survey information clearly.

Only reason I was surprised because they were like 24, cute, and non-religious while being a virgin.
Most friends I have who are not virgins have had one or two partners, same goes for men and women.

I honestly think some people on Veeky Forums just hang out with shitty people because they feel like it will make them happier and more alpha, of course if you are in a fraternity people will be sluts. It's worrying to me when people on here say there's no point in having female friends, are they really in that toxic of groups that the women are that terrible? I mostly see people in the sciences and some from medical fields so I don't see the same things others on here do.

Lol just get whatever girl you can dude it is not even special

my first time wasn't embarassing

at night we just made out and fondled etc. then fell asleep in the same bed. in the morning we were spooning and she was touching my dick and I was touching her boobs and then I just went for it and slid her panties down and inserted it

kept going for maybe 10 minutes in that one position while making out with her head turned then came inside her vagoo and drove home

wasn't embarassing at all and felt good

Just ask her what she likes you dumb cunt

this is how I fucked up my first real chance at a gf. Didn't want to open up about how scared/nervous I was and she just thought I didn't care. 21 khv and nobody believes me

you fucking idiot, it's the girl you like. Don't fucking cancel.

JUST DO IT, you get to stick your dick in a girl you like. It might be shitty 3/10 sex, but you will do it, and it will happen.

If you cancel, it won't.

Don't do this it won't help you if you're a clueless virgin

>Hey uhh how do you like it?
>Just like that
>Fuck I have no idea what I'm doing that didn't help you dumb bitch

My first time I saw blood ( her first time) and said what the hell is that

Yes.

First time I had sex I just did what I saw in porn and forethought not to do anything autistic and she had no clue I was. Just have confidence and have fun bro :^) (but srs though)

>My first time
>Blood everywhere

Other than that it was fine.

I think I even was able to cum, which is usually impossible for me.

are you bisexual or just gay?

Me too, lol. Spent a minute or two in missionary, then picked her up and fucked her on a chair and on the wall before going soft because I was way too drunk and high.

Good times

>mfw 20 yo virgin

fugg what if i come in 15 seconds? what do you even say in such situation

First time I had sex, it was an hour of straight penetration that ended with both of us drenched in sweat and the sheets soaking wet. It's been downhill ever since lol. I've had time where I barely lasted a few minutes. Last time was good for quite a while before ending with whisky dick. Unless you are getting some regularly, it's hard to predict.

leave you know you dont belong here

>"gotta go fast!"
>pretend to be sonic the hedgehog and roll out of the room.

>be 14
>get alone with school whore at party
>raw dog her violently
>go hard for a solid 25-30 seconds
>blow biggest load of my life balls deep
>whip my dick off on her
>say thanks, cya around
>leave
>no regrets

That show is great mane

disengagement from being social & escapism due to videogames is the case 98% of the time i reckon.

also gettin fat

They get a shot in their dick to make them last longer.

Yes, a needle.

No, I don't know why someone would allow a needle near their dick.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret, OP. Sex is really easy. It's like eating and breathing, you just sort of follow your instincts and know how to do it.

Is it true that jacking off the day you might get laid will make you last longer

Girls don't have nearly as much sex as the internet and hollywood would have yoi believe either.

Jacking off the morning before is even better