I see bitches do squats and deadlift or whatever they are called - to INCREASE HER ASS?

I see bitches do squats and deadlift or whatever they are called - to INCREASE HER ASS?

But i was told to do this to make my ass smaller!

Genetics

How does a man reduce his big fat ass?

Why are bitches recommended the same exercises to INCREASE their ass size?

I see guys doing curls thinking it's somehow going MAKE THEIR ARMS BIGGER?

>tfw you will never go right up behind her while she's bent over, shove your nose deeply into her sweaty asshole and take long, deep, lung filling inhales

someone post the copypasta

srsly you guide. i am a dude with a fat ass. will this squats shit just make my ass harder but bigger size?

i need my ass reduced, i have male fucking celulite

post pics so we can accurately assess your situation

Exercise ain't gonna do shit to cellulite.

i have a decent ass for my body porportions but im skinny fat, therefor my ass is around half made up of fat. so im confused, if i keep lifting will it get smaller because im burning my over all body fat or will my ass get bigger since i am eating and building muscle?

not happening bro
hideous hairy hemoroidal shit

just tell my why are the same exercises recommended for bitches who want bigger ass and dudes who want smaller ass

How does exercising a muscle make it smaller? Explain dumbfuck.
>spot reduction
If you say that I hope you die in a house fire

wow an actual picture of a female who appears to be proportionate

Women like it when a man's ass is big from muscle though. You should just stop being fat

OK so then what do I do as a man to make my ass small? I have a nigger tier bubble ass, only full of cellulite

Stop eating you fat fuck

lose fat. but you are always gonna be donald duck. just don't sag your pants.

If you do leg exercises to make your ass bigger does that also make your poops bigger?

OK eat less, do more squats
got it

Cellulite is fat pressed against the skin. Lose fat and you'll lose your ass.
Women's bodies are built differently and some girls won't ever get a bigger ass by doing this, they just get a firmer one, same as guys.

At least that's been what i've seen anyway.

i don't have a dick so i want a big ass.
is there such thing as a female lifting forum?

what i've seen is most females work just on their ass and hip area and they end up looking like fit cartoon characters.

>a female lifting forum

they all are, bruh. if it works for men it will work for women.

That's not entirely true.

>makes a claim
>no evidence

fuck off stupid faggot. you are factually wrong.

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For one example? Women have significantly different strength curves than men. You try and use an approach that relies on the 'normal' percentages for a given rep range and it'll shit a brick. They're just not meant to cope with people whose 5rm is north of 90% or whose main limiting factor on a high rep set is boredom.

Let's not call the kettle black now user.

Jesus christ I'll never have a girlfriend with a body like that.

Hyper jelly right now

that weight is not going to do anything to your ass

the old bunda has huge ass naturally, she always pretends like she's lifting

post ass or gtfo

what are you, a faggot?

>1pl8 deadlift
>strength/size gains

Should pick one or the other breh

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