7th day of nofap 2017

>7th day of nofap 2017
>358 days left

I can already feel the changes in my body, like ability to shower in max hot water or talking to women without stuttering.

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Just get on anti depressives and stop being a faggot already

I felt the need to stop mostly because i was doing it at work too, with access to any porn via emp i want i was a going nuts.

>8 days in (forgot to wank on New Year's Eve), no porn no fap
>Almost busted while listening to erotic hypno
>starting to feel pain in my lower abdomen
>spend far too much time thinking about cumming

When does it end? When have I 'reset'? I wanted to go for a month without fap ping, but this is getting ridiculous.

Erotic hypno? What fresh new meme is this

> anti depressives
> faggot
Pick 2 faggot and then kys

I can't really say, man.
Haven't ever really end for me.
I once didn't fap for over 2 months.
Some days were fine, others were hell.
Blue balls every day.
Recently went nofap for a month, and was okay almost whole time, except for blue balls when running.

This pain always caused me to relapse. Your prostate is full basically. If you do fap, don't look at porn.

14 days no fap. I keep having wet dreams and coming in my sleep.

When does it end?

could fapping effect gains in the sense that when you orgasm your body consumes precious energy and endorphins?

You realize there is no scientific evidence this shit is good for you nerds?

Just bust a nut already. If you want to self-improve, be social instead of behaving like you're in some weird cult.

Tapping effects hormone levels. It's possible that for some those effects are more extreme/noticeable. I grow new facial hair whenever I nofap.

>Your prostate is full basically
Pure broscience

what else would cause that? If your prostate is used to producing 3 loads a day worth of semen and now you're not releasing it where do you think that shit goes? It builds up until a wet dream occurs.

>ability to shower in max hot water

I'm so happy for you

This, literal jew meme poison for sissy boys
>do no porn and no fap
>actively seek out and consume porn
Are you retarded?

>semen is produced in prostate

This is the funniest shit lmao

theres testosterone in cum, keep it in you.

I once went for 3 to 4 months without noticing any urge to masturbate.
Is this bad? I am only 21

>I can already feel the changes in my body, like ability to shower in max hot water or talking to women without stuttering.

Jesus Christ. It is impossible to tell legitimate posts from satire.

Completely normal if you're having sex
>tfw high IQ /tv/ poster
Veeky Forums is an extremely low IQ board, assume truthful posts.

its really not dude. this post is clearly satire

this one is an even better joke because nofap autists are also the ones who say shit like "taking cold showers rather than hot showers is way more alpha and masculine" when if you told people that you take cold showers they would think you are a serial killer

>caring what people think
lmao

considering that the only people who do no fap are generally autistic virgins, and they are the ones who think cold showers (just like not masturbating) makes you alpha, it's understandable that they are psychotics

All the fgts that say nofap doesn't work still watched porn and browsed the internet more than before prove me wrong

it's tru tho

I don't think only autistic virgins do nofap, there are thousands of perverts out there who need this sort of thing, would that make them a psychotic?I think it's just them trying to better themselves.Like that "golden one" or whatever from youtube, I think he is legit retarded but he wants people to better themselves and that to an extent represents that he means well unlike a legit mental case.

Stop teasing yourself, erotic hypno sounds like some ridiculous shit, no shit if you're intentionally getting horny and not nutting you're going to have pain. I'm 10 days in and day 2-3 were the worst, I feel great now.

>didn't fap New Years Eve
>today is day 8
>don't feel a thing

It's great but the moment I break this streak I feel like I'll start jacking it 24/7 like a bonobo

My last wank was on November 27th. 2 weeks in I got laid (literally cucked some dudes girlfriend), and on New Years, I got some play time with a girl and nutted. This is a bit of an oddity for me, as I normally don't get any action unless I have a girlfriend.

So, this far in, I can say I no longer crave porn like I did before which is good, and I've noticed girls notice me more often. It's nice. I feel more confident, my hands are less clammy, and I've got a lot more energy and vigor. Also a better mood in general, but that is also in part to lifting and more cadio more often.

>tfw 2 smart 4 nofap

I've never had a wet dream. I was hoping I'd just have one and clean out the pipes. >erotic hypno
>porn

I thought I found a loop hole.

I too have never had one, and I'm 28.

it ends with erectile dysfunction, faggot.

my no fap january ended 3 hours after midnight year.

i've never seen such an obvious placebo effect in my entire life

The body reabsorbs unreleased semen.
>thenakedscientists.com/articles/questions/what-happens-sperm-isnt-ejaculated

You didn't, it's still just porn you fucking mongoloid

>le placeboo effect means its bad
Civilization was built on the placebo effect you mong.

try it

Didn't say nofap was bad. It just certainly isn't doing anything physiologically tangible in a week. Thus, placebo.

I'm having regular sex, but I've done it in the past. Once it got to the point of me nearly busting doing leg extensions (1.5-2 months) I decided to chill.

Hold your cum in for a week and see if you notice and physical changes.
>inb4 blueballs
Kegels and stretching. No more blueballs.

any*

Dear nofap diary, I'm now 9 days in nofap and vivid dreams about the opposite sex have started to visit me at nights. Still nothing erotic, yesterday for an example I dreamed I held hand with a beautiful Brazilian girl, but I'm afraid it is just a matter of time.

dude come on get real. the only people who really do nofap are loser types who need to make up shit to try to explain their loserness

everyone masturbates. all normal people masturbate, even when in relationships. the only people who dont are guys who think that not doing it will change things about them

but no-fap really isn't a "good" thing. the thing scientifically proven about ejaculating is that it reduces chances of prostate issues.

>the thing scientifically proven about ejaculating is that it reduces chances of prostate issues
And? That doesn't mean it's ineffective. There's nothing scientifically proven about religion either, yet people still follow it.

If it's improving your life, have at it.

But taoism says ejaculating is one of the biggest loss of qi, unless you are really good at qigong

Just do no porn you mongs unless you want spunky mignight boxers.

Nofap is a horrible meme unless you have a girlfriend, and even so, still pretty useless.

>close to 2nd month of no fap
>last day of vacation before I fuck my girlfriend
>cum in my sleep literally 7 hours before dumping my balls inside her ass

Never again.

>rest day
>doing some light bodyweight moves for mild cardio and hypertrophy
>push-ups, leg isolations, etc
>browse Veeky Forums between sets
>get a chub from some T H I C C picture on Veeky Forums
>think nothing of it, keep working out
>get to ab-wheel workout
>want to get that full ROM so get as close to the ground as possible, pretty much kissing it
>feel my chub touching the ground, instantly becomes diamonds
>realize that i'm literally gonna cum from just doing ab-wheels on a wooden floor
>have to choose between orgasming and finishing my set or not finishing my ab-wheels

I hate NoFap so goddamn much

>behaving like you're in some weird cult

I literally lol'd

Not everyone wants to masturbate so a guy who doesn't masturbate just because he doesn't want to or like it etc is a loser? you're thinking in extremes thats like me saying everyone who jacks off is a degenerate who has ED and only likes anime traps

Most of the fluids in semen are produced in the prostate. High school biology ffs

...

i didnt say that not wanting to masturbate makes you a loser. its fine to not want to masturbate, even though it's an incredibly normal body function. i mean even normal people do seem kinda embarrassed about masturbating.

i said that specifically people who do no-fap because they thing it will change things about them, make them more alpha, make them stronger, etc, those are losers.

>people who try to better themselves are losers
Also water is dry

>putting words into my mouth
>thinking that masturbating is inherently "bad" and that by not doing it you're "bettering yourself"


protip: not masturbating isn't going to tun you into a social god who will hit on tons of girls, have tons of girls miring you and fucking you, and double your lifts you no-fap aspie

Let me explain something.

If you think something will work, try it.

Because it will.

Because placebos work.

Not perfectly but they work

>i don't know what an implication is: the post
>i said that specifically people who do no-fap because they thing it will change things about them, make them more alpha, make them stronger, etc, those are losers.
>getting this triggered
Stay mad fapscum.

I said that thinking not masturbating will change your life, that's what makes you a loser, you fucking SPERGLORD

>if you take out a significant part of your day and replace it with more meaningful things, your life will stay the same
Top retard. Go ahead and have the last post.

7 days in and I can feel my energy increasing

>mfw 8th day

>7th day of nofap 2017
>relapsed 7 times already
>nofapped for 4 days and felt like shit
everytime

my eyeballs are filled with tear water as I'm writing this

these dubs will cheer you up

just pick up another hobby, u fap when ur bored MOST OF THE TIME so just try to kick it

>>relapsed 7 times already
So you fapped every day

/thread

>not finding the nearest skitskin woman
>not ripping of her veil and holding her down
>not splitting her in half with your swinging explosive phallus of Thor

Jfc, just quit porn you moron! You can fap but it's the porn that probably messed you up.