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If you get singles you are guarenteed a gf

If you get dubs you will die alone

If trips or anything higher, you will die alone and be unable to be fit.

die alone

Looks like the odds of getting a gf are in my favor :D

kek

user...I'm so sorry

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im looking at my gf now.

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boy, look at this loser.

haha

I want 2 die

me too faggot

Here we go

If GET, dubs get GF and singles are single

roll

I'll give it a shot

Single ready to mingle

here we go.

>tfw 31 yo kissless virgin
it ends not, feels great man
type to go wash my meat stick

what if i already have a gf

>cheat day
>ordering Chinese food at Safeway
>Just getting my normal stuff
>he's bagging my food
>he Sais:"oh hey do you guys want some fortune cookies?"
>I'm ordering alone
>he thought I was sharing the food with someone
>Tfw no GF

(recovering skelly)

As a girl i would go literally out of my way to avoid and ignore guys like you.
Lines like that are so fucking cringey holy shit

here for my singles

>As a girl
pls be my gf

roll

Too easy imo

Roll.

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roll pls

toastan

Pls

Roll

If I get singles this entire thread is a ruse. Cuz Im a gayfag and will never want or get a gf.

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plz

This is spooking me

roll

RELL

check 'em

i want a Veeky Forums bf

no