It's official. All women expect at least 7 inch dicks now. We're not going to make it

It's official. All women expect at least 7 inch dicks now. We're not going to make it.

youtube.com/watch?v=QpYGdcQe01s

>TFW only 4.5 inches

>having a dick below 7"

Genetic trash.

1. Circumference if much more important than length.

2. Women can't measure length at all. When they say seven inches they probably mean six.

degenerate trash video
OP it's not too late to rethink your values

isn't that the dude that fucks all the trannies

7.5" here its nightmare
only missionary for me

I doubt he's fucked all of them

Didn't you notice the balding tranny in the image?
cope
It's actually 8x6 minimum, it's 2017 boyo

That's common knowledge? A big dick just feels much better and also looks hotter.

>6'4" big guy (for you)
>tfw height and muscle has made my 18 cm dick look tiny.

That faggot is pathetic and annoying, nice cringe thread though

step 1. live ur life

step 2. if you die then you die, otherwise don't worry.

Yet he still gets 100x more pussy than you. Stay mad, beta.

>100x more pussy
hmm....

100x0=???

>Woody Harrelson is doing porn

Damn. The economy really is rough.

>complaining about being 6'4 muscular guy who has an above average 7" inch dick

you are a fucking retard. wont say to your face though

delet this

You measure your height in inches and your cock in metric?

You tell people your bodyweight in kg and lifts in pounds, don't you?

So you admit you're a virgin? Nice one, small dick loser. Better get to jelqing so the 3/10's will want to sleep with you. Small dick loser.

>5'8''

>7.2'' x 6

it's not fair lads

>small dick loser
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8x6 talking at ya, but my girlfriend says only the first 3 inches or so are what matters. says technically she'd be satisfied with that because it reaches the spot it needs to hit to have an orgasm vaginally.

BUT...typically longer dick=more girth=more pressure against the spot and everywhere else, and the additional 5" i pack sliding back and forth on the way in and out and over that spot is the icing on the cake that really provides the additional stimulation that gives her the eye crossing mind blowing orgasms. She also says there's no way she could go back to a smaller dick and be completely satisfied, and luckily I'm the largest she's had.

Damn those 3.5 inches of insecurity sure are showing in your post. Sad!

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5.5 inches here. Fuck this gay earth.

>caring about what women want

women don't even know what an inch looks like

Only when they look at your penis

Absolute trash, they cherry pic which responses they include and of course women want a guy with a big dick, you also want a woman who is tight, correct?

but all that goes out the window when you find someone you are genuinely attracted too, then the sex is better.

Also women can't measure for shit, they see a few dicks and compare them to porn/media dicks and dildos that they see in sex shops.

You're average, get the fuck over it.

user btfo

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Let me tell you guys a story. I was with this guy, completely hideous. Asshole. People don't like him. He's weird, moody, treated me like shit, and kinda gay (he always wanted me to buttfuck him with things?). But his dick was ENORMOUS!! Like I've never seen anything like it.
Now I'm with another guy, QT 3.14, SUPER nice, funny, people love him, he actually gets out and has a life, just generally more well-rounded. But the dick game is mediocre at best. He sweats a lot, it's pretty small, he often cums in seconds.
My ex would hook up with me in a SECOND. Yes the temptation is always there, but I know where my priorities lie. Most women are in it for more than just the dick. We think differently, there are a lot of factors that go into the choices we make. If you're gonna chase bimbos, which I'm sure many of you are, then yes, you should be worried about your dick size, sorry. But if you want to fuck around with a girl who's, I dunno, maybe a little self-aware? Clean? Loyal? Just treat her right and be a good person, better yourself in many different ways, and that'll weigh in more than the isolated factor of dick size.

...

kek

5 inch dick here. I've never had any problems.

The girls in that video are just megasloots.

>not ok to bodyshame women
>ok to dickshame men

No wonder white guys are checking out

I'm 6,49" is that okay? Last gf I couldn't pound doggy style cuz I hit her cervix and then sexy time would be over

Actually he's p cool imo. Just look at all the giggles when he's touching these girls. I'd like to be that confident and funny around girls, made me laugh for two times.

>tfw decent length 6.5 and 7" on a particular day
>tfw 4.5" circumference
Kill me famalam

8x6 minimum Tbh

Women have no idea about dick lengths. It goes like this:

>they fuck a guy
>they ask guy how long he is
>guy lies, because most of us are complete retards
>now bitch has unrealistic expectations- even though she really doesn't

Anything over 5.5 is superfluous, and requires technique to not hurt the bitch.

Yes, it's over average IRL. It is a micropenis in Veeky Forums where everybody has at least a 7.5'' dick.

You'll have trouble with anything under 7" when it comes to tinder sloots

I'm only 6.1x4.7 and some times I hurted the girls I have dated.

cope, actual average of sex having white men is 7.5x5.5

they just make fake studies so incels don't go ER

>they
Who is "they"?

normalfags

But I'm not incel...

>2. Women can't measure length at all. When they say seven inches they probably mean six.
I'm 7 inches. My ex thought it was "maybe 9" and another girl thought it was "around 8". They have no idea.

You can have """"sex"""" and still be incel, most don't know this

i'm over 7 but i tell them i'm 5

Fuck you. You're the reason women think my 7 inches is small

yet.

>7.5x5 inch dick
>still virgin with no gf
Guess it's their loss.

i can just imagine some poor guy with a true 5 trying to convince her that he really is 5. also stop giving a shit, women can't judge length worth shit

>giving a fuck what women want
this is why we're failing as a society

Nice pencil dick, bro.

>tfw 7.2 inches nonebonepressed
>tfw 5.5 inches thick
>tfw full Asian

EZ

It's cause I squeezed it out to be longer and thinner by jacking off so much. True fact.

Im i girl so i guess i dont care about that. No idea who that is but his obnoxious selfdeprecating humour seems like he is trying too hard, is all i wanted to point out. 'hurr i have a small dick xd so u didnt fuck small dicks which means u fucked only black guys lol im having a boner right now so awkward right xddd'

Not every girl is a ditzy Stacy bitch.

Surgeon general

This, it was fucking painful to watch him emasculate himself like that, not that he was much of a man in the first place being a framecel ethnikk manlet, but still

>tfw big dick
Honestly it sucks. I can't go all the way balls deep in most chicks because I hit their cervix, which apparently hurts like a mofo.

Cope, you're just too ugly for their vagina to work properly

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5.7" here
I know it's average but I'm eternally self conscious of it

"7 inch penis with upward curve" master race reporting in.

Underrated post

Shoot for the stars, reach a treetop, kiddo.

>not curving to the left

not gonna make it

>tfw boomerang dick
will I ever make it

Imagine the incredible every day hell of being a black guy and having average sized penis

ohhh shit

if its up or down then no

left or right, possibly

>tfw 7" and change

Is 6 inches good enough?

Why, I'd say that up is the most optimal

>women judging size

There's a reason why women don't enter the trades. Something to do with shitty spatial IQ...

Ooooohhhhhhh you sure got him user. I like how you mocked his penis. How alpha!

>5.5inches
>every gf told me I was huge
>literally feels worse than them telling me I was small

P E N C I L
D I C K

Most women don't even know what 7" looks like.

It's like stupid Eastern Europeans saying they want "English accent English teachers" and won't accept one with US accent when they can't even tell the difference between the two.

doesn't matter when they get to decide whether to fuck your little penis :)

...

>you can have sex and still not have sex

U wot? I told a grill I was 5'' thick before and she was so amazed that she thought I was lying.

Story time
>Meet girl
>fuck after a date
>She wants to feel my dick and play with it
>She can put both hands on it and still the tip is showing
>Fast forward a week
>condom broke for some reason, not in her but couldnt go on
>She tells me my dick is average size so it shouldnt break

It was quite jawdropping since im 20cm long and quite thick but aparently this is average now

These are Stacy's at a shit tier party school. But most girls can't measure dick size. Always add about an inch or two to what it actually is.

lel did she think literally 5" across

Makes sense if she only ever slept with guys who had no reason to be insecure about their dick size. Her perspective is probably skewed. Makes no difference though, since those are the guys we're all competing with.

Yeah but I'm 8x6 and I'm the undisputed average she's dumb

>believing this story
/fit gets more and more retarded by the day.

It's retarded and unlikely but not unbelievable

afaik she hasnt been the fucking around type and it could have been a slip of the tounge but it still got me thinking

Ive met one other girl who said i was normalsize aswell and it does suck to hear because you dont want her to call you normal or average, you want to be good and way above

I dunno, i just know girls dont know how dicks work at all

(((they)))

>Penis shrinks to 1 inch during erection
>Having sex with really slutty girl
>She makes a gif out of this transformation, and posts it on FB with the caption "Who knew the college allowed turtles on campus!"
>Go to sociology class
>Professor is making an analogy with the tortoise and the hare
>she eventually starts a slideshow filled with Franklin the Turtle pictures
>"So, user, I heard you were a fan of this show, that's why I included Franklin in my slideshow."
>Class of 200+ students start laughing
>tfw college nickname is now "Franklin"

>involuntarily celibate
>having sex