Protein Confusion

So I developed with my bros the following concept.
We all lift since years and surpassed already 2/3/4/5
We always do it while cutting.

>common knowledge that you need to cut on carbs during a cut
>however body develops resistance to that fat burning effect
>we do protein confusion
>e.g. Cook a bowl of spaghetti
>put it on a plate, sniff it, make your brain think that you will consume now that bowl
>but instead quickly eat some chicken breast
>the body will think those are carbs, because protein confusion
>still will spike up insulin, giving you the benefits of muscle growth
>yet at night the body will notice it's been a ruse and will start burning your fat

My bro's an me were cutting now for 2 seasons like this. We increased our lifts while decreasing our bf.
I recommend to everyone trying that concept out.

What did i just read...

we should combine that with SS

>put it on a plate, sniff it, make your brain think that you will consume now that bowl

What?

>tfw my brain is too intelligent for that trick
>i have to eat few spoons first until my digestive tract starts kickin
>then i have to vomit few minutes later
>to not waste food i vomit into tupperware and store it for later

Needless to say, i have been cutting on 700 kcal lately and shit is very effective

the logic is sound

Broscience so idiotic it goes full circle and becomes interesting again.

jk kys

Spaghetti sniffing meme tryhard wannabe.

But keep trying

Someone please put me in the screen cap.

Actually it's no problem if your brain is too intelligent for that. You just need help from your gym buddy.

>have bro cooking sessions few times a week
>ensure you have the proper gym bro atmosphere. Use candles, vanilla aroma and some sweet flowers
>cook some nice carb dish for your gym Bro
>make sure also to cook foods that are high in protein
>your gym bro should come by now
>ensure his eyes are tied with a silk ribbon
>lead him to the kitchen
>seat him and let him sniff the spaghetti you made
>whisper softly into his ear 'I made spaghetti carbonara, eat it all champ'
>cuff his hand behind the chair
Instead of feeding him the spaghetti, stuff eggs in his mouth
>after he finished all the eggs, let him lick your balls so the brain is even more confused
>continue to make glute gains by fucking his ass, use full rom when going in and out to ensure max stress on your gluteus

Don't forget to say no homo of course. You are just bros after all and not gay.

>BBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPP

About time

Easy on the throttle

Why was this meme created?

Yeah I need a history on this one too

yall niggas need jesus

>5 perfect asses in one pic

what

>protein confusion

nice bait man but this meme will become forced just like all the other craptastic Veeky Forums memes

we need to invite some of pol's posters to make fit memes great again

Gets.Me.Every.Time.

Proton Confusion

>the body will think those are carbs, because protein confusion

>PROTEIN CONFUSION

Wtf dude

We need more protein confusion situations

>Need to feet cat
>take a spoon of cat food
>however it around the cat
>make your brain believe that you feed the cat
>but instead eat on your own

You brain will still think of you fed the cat, but instead will suddenly have a protein surplus. Your body will now think you have always protein available, whether you eat or not.

Wat

i dare the scientist try disprove this one

>eat a whole turtle pie
>smell some shit I had saved from before
>the body now thinks that I just ate shit
>throw up
>0 kcal

If placebo medication works, why not placebo protein?

What the fuck how retarded are you

I always suspected spaghetti fumes could cause brain damage. Now I have proof.

>bed a whale
>look at Kate Upton ig
>penetrate the whale
>the body now things I'm having sex with Kate Upton
>forget the truth

>go on Veeky Forums
>act like its reddit
>your brain now thinks you are a redditor
>tip your fedora
>m'lady


Fastest way of bulking up. You become a fat neckberd over night.
In this way you can recover your virginity even if you lost it already.

too early you mongol

Come on guys this thread needs some You's and more greentext

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fWQ3G

>eating breakfast
>weetbix and honey
>Also make 4egg omelette
>eat omellete while only looking and my weetbix.
>tfw ive convinced my brain that I'm actually eating carbs.
>while eating protein.

None of you guys do this?

We need to start testing iq's of prospective gym members

everyday we stray further from god

i just got off the phone with stephen hawking he says it's true

underrated filename

top kek m8

interdasting theoory..