What are your resolutions for 2017, Veeky Forums?

>move out of the house and transfer to a 4-year university
>make a living salary
>get close to 1/2/3/4
>lose virginity/acquire qt gf
>get architectural internship
>stop porn forever (so far so good)
>have a top 10% physique (not hard in the us, also hungry skelly here)
>get back into reading
>achieve a stoic way of thinking/living without faking it
>learn to truly, sincerely love myself

if I can have at least half of these things I'll be happy

>Start lifting again (pinched a nerve last year)
>Build an app, possibly sell it
>Quit vaping

>get a doggo
>pass last semester of uni

otherwise everything is dandy. Couldn't ask for anything else.

>get back on track with my diet
>read more
>cold showers
>find reasons to love myself
>try to make at least 1 friend
>not kill myself

I hate my life but what can you do...

>Quit smoking as a habit permanently (6 days in)
>Quit drinking as a habit permanently (same)
>Get out of my own way as far as women go
>figure out what I actually want with the woman I have been seeing
It's not serious but I might have a touch of oneitis
>get to 195lbs relatively lean
5'10 and like maybe 180 right now
>Buy the motorcycle I've been looking at and pay it off this year
>Learn to ride a motorcycle

>get my eating habits on track
>achieve close to 1/2/3/4
>be more confident in myself
>don't play vidya as much
>do better in uni

pretty simple stuff

OP here, forgot to mention:

>stop drinking
>stop smoking weed
>practice sperm retention for test/willpower/energy gains

>get new job with ~7-80k€/year in my new city
>bulk up to 90kg until end of year

>better diet (mostly done)
>supplement regimen (mostly done)

I don't really know what else. Get back into programming and mathematics I guess. Re-attempt drawing, which I was okay at but found insanely difficult due the fact that it seemed as though I had trouble controlling my hand, which has gotten better with the new diet, perhaps because I used to have shitty nerve health, though I am speculating.

Write some political stuff.

>Get abs for the first time in my life since I've been some level of fat since I was 15
>1/2/3/4
>Get an attractive gf instead of settling

1st point should help the last point, I was never huge, but apparently fat enough that only fat women liked me

If you have personality X, there's always a guy with a better body with the same personality, probably better.

Dating market always tough.

>lift more
>learn to code more
>learn german
>fap less
So far they're all going well

get swole
find new job

>Learn and be fluent in French
That's literally it

why french?

>get accepted to top-5 worldwide PhD program for my field of study
>edit down my novel to the point where I can send it to publishers
>hit 200 lbs with abs (currently 190)
>get good enough at shooting to regularly hit 3-inch groups at 20 yards with my new handgun
>publish more translations

Your life sounds really solitary and boring.

I approve this.

i-if I get good enough at things then maybe someone will like me...

So I can move to Quebec and acquire bilingual perks

>turn last remaining fat into muscle
>start practicing yoga for flexibility
>stop being a whiny bitch
>build a home, not only place to sleep
>make dreams come true (sounds cliche, but they're little things I can't get myself to do)

Translations, how did you get into that? I MUST KNOW

1/2/3/4/

Have a wholesome loving relationship with my qt asian GF.

>pass semester
>learn Latin
>read more from pic related

>Know and learn to live with myself before I try to attempt to engage in another relationship again
>1/2/3/4
>Improve my posture and mobility
>Reduce time fapping and limit porn
>Start earning money
>Learn basic Mandarin and Russian
>Get Japanese and English proficiency certificates
>Handstand
>Not kill myself this year

>doggo
What kind of doggo?

(1) Best be white or Asian (not India / Pak "Asian", but China, South-Korea actual Asian)
(2) There's no perk

>>learn to truly, sincerely love myself
thats actually the hardest.

Dont bother going to university. As a transfer you will have no social circle which is the only way you can count on getting a job with your BA, nepotism is everything now. That is why the frat boys who barely do enough to keep their 2.0 are getting jobs before they even get their degree while the honors students are just going back home to live with their parents. If you want a 40-70k/yr job youre gonna have to do grad school which is another 2-3 years and another $30,000. Just get a job now in sales and a nighttime one like bartending or uber. By the time you would have gotten your masters you will have the same amount of money made as you would have owed from student debt.

This is assuming youre american though.

not resolutions but goals
>2/3.5/5/5.75
>have sex (lose virginity)
>read more books
>spend more time innawoods

rolling for my next book

Lose weight, down to 90 kilos from 112

Get girlfriend
Get good at my job

Stop being a cynic
Smile more

I learned another language in college and, while doing it, impressed someone who was involved in doing/publishing translations. Not a helpful answer, but it's true.