Be me

>be me
>start of 2016
>lonely, need to change
>watch Prisoners movie
>Detective Loki is a badass (jake gyllenhaal)
>he does this cool mysterious eye twitch / blink
>I wanna be more mysterious
>make continuous effort do it every minute in public
>starts to become natural, feel like his character, feel more confident
>notice I'm doing it on my own now, constantly
>it's been 13 months and I literally can't stop
>mom is worried and is taking me to doctors next week, she wants me to get a brain scan incase I have a tumor

I don't have health insurance and we are not rich but she's worried, what do I tell her?

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Stop and hear the fucking whistle at the end of the movie jake

Mom let me tell you about the jews

Tell her pic related is your gf

Can someone explain to me why they gave him a free masons ring? Was it to make him seem more mysterious?

Also tell your mom its ok cause this is pasta from /tv/ just like the guy pretending to be the driver.

you could've just gotten the haircut

>braces

>Cool and mysterious
>Lives with his mother

James McAvoy?

holy shit OP I do the exact same thing. mostly just happens when I am nervous or uncomfortable. Started doing it because JG did it in Prisoners. Loki is such a sick character

Anybody have that Driver pasta where some user starts emulating him IRL and gets a gf and all that?

I feel like unless you're ripped, confident, and competent at whatever you're doing, you're going to look like an aspie.

It works for him because he's a character of power, and he does it naturally.

nah, thank god I'm good looking. I agree, it would be autistic as h*ck doing it as an ugly, out of shape man

Unfortunately i did this all the time before this movie was even released.

Protip: people just think its weird but will probably overlook it if they like you.

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much obliged

I can't believe how fucking attractive this man is no homo

post a video of this eye twitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=GCts2Xk4NqM#t=11s

Slight spoilers if you just watch the beginning. Huge spoilers if you watch all of it

Why should that eye Twitch shit make you misterious ?

What the hell

I don't think that's it. It's just a characterization of Loki himself. The fact that he's mysterious makes his actions mysterious and badass, like the eye twitch.

faking something like an eye twitch to look like a movie character is autistic no matter what you look like - but thats none of my business

My autism is hidden by aesthetics.

>cool and mysterious

you mean autistic
literal actual diagnosable autism/OCD

>tfw big eye twitch left over from breakdown and worst period of depression a year ago

>people willingly induce twitches in themselves

What the fuck

Girls think im mysterious
But im just shy
Muscles help

Just tell her the truth.

>Mom it's not a tumor. It's just terminal autism.