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blacked edition

Did we actually go over the limit or are the mods just swell guys who don't suck cocks?

why shouldn't I blast and cruise? just turned 18.

honestly?

I just purchased 100 grams of testosterone.

why shouldn't I run a 12 week cycle at 500mg, then pin down 125-250 for another 12 weeks, then run another 500mg cycle???

Always wanted to try roids, searched around online and came up with Nandrolone, 450 mg per week along with 50 mg per day of stanozolol for a beginner stack, taking nolvadex alongside it.
Is this good? Am i retarted?
Also where the fuck do i get this stuff? There are no juicers at my gym to ask and i havent found a website selling it that isnt totallynotfakeroids.com

Age 27 wt 240 bf% 20

just pin test and eat a bit of dbol.

keep it simple retard.

honestly I'm not sure if the general opinion here but complex stacks are useless desu.

just pin a whole lot of test.

nothing trumps just taking bigger doses.

what's this meme? dont get it

>>I just purchased 100 grams of testosterone.
if you're asking stupid shit like this, no you didn't

>wt 240 bf% 20
more like bf% 30

How long do you guys rest between sets? On heavy compounds and then accessories for volume?

I started on yohimbine to help me cut, is there any reason why I would not do my lifting routine at the same time in the morning?

Tomorrow I'll ramp up to what the calculator says is my normal dose of 12.5mg, but so far I honestly couldn't feel much of a difference; or at least nothing I wouldn't attribute to the caffeine.

wow

hardcore

that shit definitely matters and needs precise calculators and attention to detail

I sit on the seat of one of the machines for a good 20 minutes while checking my facebook, instagram, snapchat, whatever. The key is to be so involved in your phone you don't notice all the people who want to use the machine you're sitting on but not using.

compounds a lot longer than on accesoires. idk, i just kinda wait till i feel like it.

I did

cost me $200 for the powder including shipping.

spent another $100 on vials, needles, benzyl alcohol, oil, etc.

I have 25 grams of the stuff mixed sitting on my desk right in front of me, ready to go.

Ok, but to the question of finding it?

so you can read on how to do all that shit but not what you are asking now?

Youre a fucking idiot, and yohimbine isnt fraud so get out

>better nutrient partitioning on roids
>somehow they also provide better... lifting partitioning? whatever the fuck that may be

le ebin non sequitur trole

it's probably fucking alex
so "better" nutrient partitioning or "infinite" nutrient partitioning, because if it worked that way, roids would be based off of force feeding yourself 50k calories of "pasta and tomato sauce" a day to gain 50lbs of muscle a week

darknet

nope

>not knowing totallynotfakeroids.com only disguises itself as a scam site for protection from fbi

I have no Costanza face condescending enough for this.

6ft5in

Trying too hard at this point, here is your (you) but that was it from me.

every other fatty overestimates how lean they are, you are no different. even if you are actually 20% do you think it is a fucking good idea to bulk and get even fatter?

why do i kek at this every time

>"Yes, regardless, as in if you do the prior statement; "lift heavy, give an effort, and eat clean" -- calories should not matter."
so you are saying i can eat 50k calories a day of "clean" food and get leaner

>12mg

do you weigh 40 kilos?

meant for

...

ok time for you to voluntarily stop breathing

This is retarded but what are some exercises that will help with fucking?

it is pretty retarded

what are your issues exactly

getting better at thrusting, i had pelvic tilt before so that group of muscles is kind of fucked up

>39943449

I swear to god I could do it natty too without mk677

Ask any former fatty or fatty if they have a problem eating they'll laugh their ass off.

Open mouth, insert food.

>39943013

Not on gear. Sorry I just assume ppl know which retard I am at this point. Advice regarding refeeds still applies?

I've been refeeding for 4 days now because I am sick and want to heal faster.

Currently hitting muscle groups once every 48 hours with sets of 8-10.

>39942917

>eca
>fat loss

Is this true? My research seemed to indicate that ECA burned like 20-30 calories. That's nothing.

It just makes you meth'd up, that's why people use it, energy, appetite loss.

Right?

>39942544

So it depends on the guy, and the weight.

I am dyel and using bitch weight, so I can handle a lot of volume.

That said, lifting 7 days a week for hours per session supersetting gave me overtraining symptoms.

So once I encountered those symptoms, obviously, I knew to reduce my volume.

But you can do a lot lot more than 3x5 without overtraining as a natty.

I lift bitch weight so I won't offer advice to some natty doing 3x5 at like 2.5/3.5/6/7 or something like that.

Seems to me like your CNS would fry a lot quicker with so much weight.

Anyone know more about this, can offer an opinion? Thank you.

>39941841

yes, I am very weak.

4 months of cutting at large deficiet, started obese, skinnyfat now.

just so you guys know who is offering his opinions, lel

>>Right?
yes, people are just retards

>refeeding for 4 days

hahahahahahahahahaha

What is it that we desire in life

You quote posts as well as you do anything else.

But I'm sick and it's impairing my quality of life and everyone here told me that if I did a refeed now until I was better I would get not-sick faster

I believe that too because of simple common sense. Obviously your body heals better with calories than at deficiet no? This is why rip and strength coaches want people to bulk, to reduce recovery time (right?)

Alright. I seriously doubt that people are going to lose weight eating like 5000 calories a day on EC like they seem to think they will. Seems almost like they confused it with DNP

>lazy sunday edition
>half of the posts are glands shitposting as user

I'm 18, thought I was trans, realized I wasn't, and was on anti androgens and estrogen for 4 months

I'm 100% sure my balls have been fucked beyond repair, but I want to bring my test levels back to normal now

how should I go about doing this?

>don't get it

Honestly brah, that's a good thing.

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I’ve lurked /fraud/ since the early days and never even posted once, but now I have to break my silence to voice my concern about how much of a humongous gaping cunt this user seems to be.

I first thought it was all elaborate trolling, but the more I watch events unfold I come to think he’s actually genuinely like this.

You see, I am a tard wrangler by trade, and I’ve reached a point where I find more logic and sane thought in the incoherent sentence fragments of brutish Igor The Mongo who can’t even wipe his own arse at age 45 than I do in someone like this user posting this unironically.

I’m not even mad (inb4), I’m appalled and worried. Either you’re so starved for attention that you don’t notice the downward spiral it has pulled you into or your autism is way past any spectrum modern medicine has come up with. Jesus Christ this site has been on a downhill slope for years but you reign among the top ten of most idiotic users, along with people who have killed themselves or others, ruined people’s lives thoroughly, or got made into the laughing stock of half the internet by memes.

Don’t even bother replying, I will return to lurking silently like I always have as soon as I send this. Please reconsider some life choices, then overdose on something lethal. Fuck you very much.

>only top 10

I have so much more room to improve

ONE DAY U MAY

I, too, hate it when the adequate gif for copypasta is already in use kek

fucking slavery starts tomorrow again. Getting fucking depressed thinking about it.

What is there more in life than just being a slave to this fucking system.

Money, muscle and looks

>What is there more in life than just being a slave to this fucking system.

What are you currently doing right now breh

That being said I never realized how true it is that so many people todays are literally slaves to their debt

I'm just finishing paying off school, then I have to pay off my car too.

post boi pussy

Im like 30k in debt right now its bullshit
not even worth saving, id make less than if I paid off my debts

atleast Im getting my masters through work so I wont need 30k more in loans

I was passed over for a promotion because im not social enough
my job is pretty easy so I guess ill continue to fuck around for half the day but damn

I know you have a ps4
get idom@ster
thats all there is in life

I work in IT/application engineer. I could also be a business intelligence or IT consultant, but then i wouldn't have time for other stuff like eating and training. If i hear my old school buddies, that are doing that. It's a fucking nightmare

I also have a huge fucking student debt, but i don't have to start to pay it off until next year.

What are you currently doing then?

no debt at all here, just rent+food+utilities

still a fuckin slave

>replying to copypasta

mirin attitude tho

>because im not social enough
you got jacked brother. How is this even a legit reason. What were you doing again? Something with financial stuff i remember

up the tren dose to compensate for the betaness

That game seems a little bit too beta for me. Currently playing battlefield 1 and doom on ps4. STEP UR GAME UP

all i care about is food and steroids to get bigger

why can't i just suck black dick and not work for it like a slave

>That game seems a little bit too beta for me
Understatement of the year. I can see why jerry is such a fan though.

I got a lot of respect for you for paying for the operation yourself but you really should have let your parents pay for it and then paid them back when your debt was sorted out

You could've even given them a little interest if it made you feel better, once you had the cash and the debt was cleared.

yeah bullshit you are just another fatass making excuses, so much for that natty dedication

What happend to that faggot that threatened me and told us that i was not making it to 2017. LMAO,

What are you faggots goals for 2017?

I want to get 110kg getting massive & save enough money for decorating my new appartement

fucking literally made me spit oats out onto my phone as i read this suck my dick

so how the fuck did anyone even understand this then, does everyone here watch fucking bbc cuckold porn?

it is a /tv/ meme

yeah financial bs lol
I got way too fat after my surgery
Just look liek a fat guy with fatceps
I plan on atleast 2 1/2 more months of pmsf
starting low dose tren here at the end of jan just since I wont be eating anything for so long

>playing manly games because he feels like he lacks masculinity in todays wagecuck world
>meanwhile he could be controlling little girls to sing for him

B E T A

im saving so much on food on pmsf
Its incredible lol

its alpha as h*ck
>not having harems of little girls performing for you

yeah I really should have lol
Oh welll not like I'm too bad off
Just making easily manageable monthly payment for the next 8 years or soemthing
Probably pay it all off before that though

want my second cycle to be deca + test
advices for dosages?

run as much tren and get as much pussy as possible

please just run tren already and prove whether all the tren memes are true or not

everything goes into muscle AND it recomps!

150test, start at 100deca up 100mg every month

>cycle
>deca

that's the worst advice ever

can u stop acting like surgery force feeds you tens of thousands of fucking extra calories

>censoring the word heck
are you 7

mentally yes

Fair enough.

setting up a comfortable as fuck apartement should be a legit goal for everybody, it makes life alot better.

I didnt know how many people are actually in huge debt, and i have always wondered how they end up like that.
I have been poor as fuck my entire life and i still am, and i never had debts besides owning alot of expensive things.

hang yourself

hang yourself too

>apartement
>should be a legit goal for everybody
aiming for the stars i see

im eating far too little for a recomp lol

I got fat afterwards
thats the facts
I mean obviously it was my own fault
hydro + no activity meant I was missing my tdee by a mile

s*alty as h*ck
stay mad *ssh*l*

its all from school

what.
I know it's active for a long time, i'll wait for it to leave my body and then PCT

t*pk*k

turinabol rate plx

I trust in you Jerry. Make us fraud again. Are you now fully recovered then?

i do it to feel better about myself, like you guiyz when you think i lie about the natty pics.

LET A MEAN DREAM

didn't you listen to richs latest advice on this?

youtube.com/watch?v=wGYlc1uHWq4

BE PRODUCTIVE. Pussy is just for your ego.

it's my main goal right now. Aiming to save 10-15k to get everything i need.

as a kickstarter alongside test? decent dbol alternative.

only tbol? Kill yourself

as a kickstarter alongside test.
i want to take it instead of dbol, cause dbol got great bloats and other sides.

if dbol is a 8 then tbol is something like a 1

fuuck
does not dbol fuck up hairline quite a lot?

that pic is so cringey

does anyone have the pic of the comic about the kid whose eyes turned yellow? need it for a friend

yeah basically recovered.
Still not really doing much cardio though, my foots ROM is a lil impared

you finish gaining all your start of bulk water weight?
gunna get big

Got you senpai, email [email protected] it might be aol.com

your mother is cringey

Good to hear Jerry, i couldn't think of losing you

Trying to keep the current shredds while gaining lbm. Started Monday when i weighted 96,3 kg SHREDDED

EAT CLEAN AND TRAIN HARD. You need the right mindset to make it in thise life jerry, i tell you.

that comic is real that shit happened here

Halo bro here, test p arrives on wed, just made 30 pound squat pr in week 2 of halo, 50 pounds to goal with 1.5 months of test and 2 more weeks of halo, love this shit so hard

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dude, it's -20 outside

How bad is being 5'9? Is it short enough that when you are shredded people just see an overcompensating manlet?

How strong is your squat now? I'm looking to get to a six plate squat from 540 in a month long Methyl-Test cycle that I'm starting in a week after this DNP.

375, but I'm a manlet if that makes it any better, triple bodyweight is at 405 when I cut to competition weight

ye

What is the difference between ibutomeren and ibutemoran mesylate?

mk-677 vs mk677 mesylate?

inb4 5 minutes later cap starts posting