Veeky Forumsness cringe thread

Veeky Forumsness cringe thread
Let me start with a classic

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Your one rep max OP

>Why are you so fat Bro?

>Excuse me? I'm participating in the well known Sport called Powerlifting.

>Why are you so fat bro?

>I just did a feat of strength literally never done before

>pro strongman
>get hassled for being big and strong
What is wrong with the world today

Be all end all of Veeky Forums cringe.

youtube.com/watch?v=M-52g--ypjA

Is he ok?

>dude I've only seen once walks in
>wearing jeans, running shoes and a polo shirt
>puts on a belt
>starts doing dumbell curls
>does like 5 reps and looks at himself in the mirror for 5 minutes
>repeat for half and hour
>walks out

>struggling at 135kg
>in a professional competition. the best of the best

why are wimmen so weak?

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Jesus fuckin christ i hope that dude at the end is okay

How many lbs?

Just curl bros who are intimidated by him

Thats probably almost 3xbw for her though. Plus it's just fun to compete. Try it and you'll stop being such a grumpy Gus

he was trying to get out from under the bar so it didnt pop his spine like a car rolling over bubblewrap

that dumbfuck was literally holding him there. i cant imagine the amount of adrenaline rage he had to hold back not to pulverize that dude

Are you the same fuccboi who makes these threads everyday?
Do you even lift?

>posting the photoshoped version

that's not how you do a drop set

that guy spotting 914 on the right holy shit

not even under it

Damn how

ITT weak pussies mad that they can't lift much

Who is the pirate looking guy that pops up around 2:03? I swear to god I've seen him in person before at a USAPL meet.

Why does he faint so much

Because he's 400lbs, on a ton of gear and loves to overact. Plus in that gif he's just done a pyramid set of deadlifts up to 420kg and back down.

He won't live long will he?

Depends on how you define 'long'. Most of them don't just drop dead in their thirties or anything but he almost certainly has taken years off his life.

If he doesn't stop in the next couple years I very much doubt he will see 60

because he lifts heavy ass fuckin weight

I dont get why powerlifters lift with so much ego.
Just use a smith for competition and PRs... being safe once in awhile wont "make you a bitch "

IS this site full of fucking curlbros? He's not a fucking powerlifter.

>smith
>safe
>like squatting normally
The smith machine does not allow you to squat properly at all.

how much was that

Are there even any strongmen on this board?
Everyone afraid of fat and a 10k calorie diet?

What an embarrassing weak fatty.

There are occasional strongman threads where there have been strongmen. I just want to be strong, I'm not strong enough to compete yet though. Seems like everyone actually lifts for girls, starting to believe people don't even enjoy lifting.

i know you're trolling but anyway youtube.com/watch?v=k9UTC6jgn4Q

All this proves is that he has a fainting problem.

holy shit, fat and full of roid muscles, no wonders he almost fails at 1 pl8

>When Niggers spot you at the gym

Seriously though I hope the last guy didnt die after that moron held him under a falling barbell

why don't they just squat in power rack lol?

500kg

He ruptured a blood vessel from straining himself.

because he pushes himself past the limit

of how much he can eat

Kek

He would be fucking epic if he started to cut. Must be tough as hell eating 8k calories everyday. Imagine that feeling when he quits strong man business and just eats 4k calories a day. Imagine what he looks like at 120kg. Or 100kg.

Anyone has the channel of that weird slav boxer who beats the shit out of people while sparring?

kek

You mean the G.O.A.T?
youtu.be/LcIX4_wnWEo

This is why I refuse to squat outside the powercage

Oh my jesus christ. How do you properly spot 900 lbs squat?

Honestly it should probably be done with some kind of machine at that point.
>tfw you will never squat so much that your spotter is a crane

He wants to win world's strongest man and then retire and drop a lot of weight. 190 kg bodyweight is awful to maintain and it makes his everyday life really hard.

The IPF refuses to use a Monolift (which is the closest you can get to being safe at that weight) because lolFakeFeds use them and the IPF is a bunch of Olympic wannabes. It's infuriating that arguably the most organized fed has to be all uppity and reckless with competitor safety.

>190 kg bodyweight is awful to maintain and it makes his everyday life really hard.

Oh yeah. I would never be able to do it

Would they die if they fail a squat in training without spotter?
Why don't they just drop the fucking bar???

> testing your 1RM in a smith machine is the same as testing it with actual free weights

I've done competitions, I wouldn't call myself a strongman though. The only events I'm good at are yoke, loading events and farmers, I'm decent at overhead reps but pretty weak elsewhere. I'm a decent runner as well though, 3 miles in 20 minutes at just over 230lbs

I love Ed but he's a fucking retard for trying to maintain 190kg bodyweight year round. He needs to take a leaf out of Big Z's book and drop 30kg when he isn't competing

What a fucking C U N T I hope he's getting beat to a bloody pulp in his next fight.
Such unfair behavior.
Oh yes, I'm mad.

Can't stand that cunt

>39949751
kill your self
ill
your
self

if he gets beat up, he wins

>haha all this extra fat and shitty diet is ok because im le strongman :^)
>now watch this ebin 1.5x bw squat

In a decent meet, they have 3 bigger people spotting you, all with at least some lifting experience. Dumping the weight on spotters is an automatic DQ in most situations. The video posted is seriously embarrassing and dangerous as fuck

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he'll probably end up looking like geoff capes