Tfw you notice a girl miring

>guy mires your squat
not gay though

>walk past group of girls
>think theyre miring
>hear them laughing once their past you

>cute girls looking at me all the time when I go out
>can grasp the fact they might genuinely be interested in me
>still too autistic to initiate
Live in blissful ignorance my friend, it is much better

>tfw your mom says a girl was checking you out

>your aunt

it always happen for me

Iktf

How can one man be that autistic

>diddly
>in sneakers
obvious bait

I diddle your mum in sneakers m8

I got told by a 9/10 girl i smelled like her father, best compliment i have ever received. Was wearing my new cologne.

I'm actually pretty good at approaching people since my job involves it a lot but I can never tell if these girls would actually be interested or not, so I never risk it. I wish I was more confident

That's not autistic, that's amazing.

it is now

alpha as fuck

>be in line at the pharmacy
>girl around 18 with her mother
>me looking to the side
>turn around and look straight at her
>she's looking at me
>avert her gaze
>tfw have no idea whether or not she was finding me attractive or just thought I had shitty facial hair aesthetic or bad hair in general

I get nothing from my mire because of this.

no one man should have all that autism

Eventually you won't even be attracted to women any more, the only thing that'll get you excited is checking out your or other men's gains.

It's only a matter of time, keep lifting bros.

SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEE

this

if she wasnt interested she wouldnt stare or even let you know she looked at you.

Ya blew it.

they're past you*
Maybe if you fixed your grammar you'd find a gf.

what cologne

>notice a girl looking at me
>wonder what she means by it and if it is malicious or not
>drift off in my thoughts and stare somewhere else, avoiding her gaze at all cost

This is me in public always and every day. But when i actually get to know new people in social events i can socialize like a normal human being.

Miring stories? Got a recent one

>Party at friends house
>See old school mates I haven't seen in over a year
>Made great gains over that time period
>Girls ask me if I lift
>Girls want me to do poses when dancing
>Girl claimed her forearms were "harder" than mine, we compared, hers was flabby as fuck
>Girl says I need to work on my pecs, dafuq, duly nuted...
>Guy slaps me like Kali Muscle
>Guy who doesn't lift says he wants to start lifting because of me

The guys were much more vocal about the mires, the girls did it more subtle.

I forgot, one girl called me a hunk of meat okay...

girls giggle at everything.

if they were giggling its probably because they caught each other miring you.

cool story bro

Thanks bro it was one of the first miring occasions I had after I started lifting.

so you went to a party and got hit on by a gay guy?

When I hear girls mirin' me to each other I asume they are doing it as a joke not because I have low self esteem but because I wouldn't know how to act if I asume they are legitimately atracted so it's a defende mechanism to not sperg out.

>Girl says I need to work on my pecs

That would have ruined my night desu

I know for a fact this one guy isn't gay

It's the one comment I think about the most... Gives me motivation too though

same

When I used to be really (meme, not real) autistic I thought if I ever unfucked my shit I would just be normal all the time. Bit of a downer to learn normal human interaction and still feel like a weird alien in certain situations, like nothing ever changed.

>go out with gf
>she gets pissed that other girls keep looking at me
>tfw i don't even notice
>"really?"

Not to shit on your parade but have you noticed the HUGE disparity between how much attention from women you get when you are with a woman (you don't have to be fucking her and she doesn't have to be hot!) and normally? Preselection bias is the single most powerful attractor of all. Women can't help themselves but check out any man who is in the company of women.

youtube.com/watch?v=8FIHpI0nUn8

amazing neg

t-thanks

That's where I am at.

Recent
>invited to swanky black tie event
>arrive late because dreadfull traffic in Seattle
>find my seat and ask 9/10 next to me "is this seat taken?"
>her: "only if you're user"(she reads my placard)
>I smile, "I am" "I take it that you're"....Her nametag is gone
>Her: Elizabeth, Nice to meet you.
>polite handshake
>flirting all night, also chatting up other folks
>exclaim to nearby guys "well I dont know how you're managing it but I think it's about time to lose the jackets."
>Guys laughin Removing jackets....She helps me
>More flirting.
>end of night comes and everyone is a little tired and buzzed after dancing/drinking.
>She grabs bicep to steady herself while putting on heel
>rests hand on stomach while putting on other heel.
>She helps me put jacket on
>lingers a little too long on neck
>smooths out Back and shoulders
>whole group heads out after pleasantries
>I grab a few of the guys numbers and a few people remain and chat for a bit.
>her and I flirting
>Her Uber arrives
>Her: That was the best night I've had in a while user.
>Me: One for the ages
>She pulls me down to her height
>Single pec on lips
>slides hand down chest
>small little pat and a smile
>gets in, uber drives away.

How do I find her....She is literally all I can think about these last two weeks.

maybe she is friends on kikebook with some of the fellows you met that night. try some internet detective/stalking work

>Guys laughin Removing jackets...
>I grab a few of the guys numbers and a few people remain and chat for a bit.

I think we know she's not what you're thinking about

>tfw accidentally make eye contact with boys in the gym bcus i am too inept to know what to do in between sets and just end up look around at everything
>they probably think im weird and creepy

this

So you went out and got a couple of dudes' phone numbers? Score.

Unfortunately, none of the guys or their dates knew her.
I also tried getting ahold of the guest list, but I got blocked pretty quick.
Maybe just comb through....every Elizabeth in Seattle?

No, Jackets off is the universal sign for "we're all friends here"
Also "people" It was a 50/50 split men and women

>Tfw you're looking around and make awkward eye contact with grill and immediately avert your eyes so you don't seem like you were staring
>tfw your whole life this was actually grills mirin but you were too autistic to notice
>tfw even if you did notice you're too autistic to capitalize anyway

So many wasted opportunities

^this, girls do shit like this all the time, they probably giggled over joking which one should take you home

Well we are all working professionals..so it's really not out of the ordinary.

All the comments just make me realize how sperg I am now...

this

>grill mirin at across pool at friends house
>"nice chest"
>grill kinda looked like a dude
>"thanks"
>strange mires

Fuck you for reminding me

>grill comments on your physique
>"wow user your arms are huge!"
>"you're in such good shape"
>Haha dumb whores wouldn't even know what good physique looks like. Prolly doesn't even lift. She probably likes "ottermode" guys lel dumb roastie

>dude comments on physique
>"damn user lookin ripped bro. Been hittin chest pretty hard huh?"
>"bro you got massive legs what do you squat?"
>y-you too....

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This is very true and I actually thought about it the other day. I was with my friend (who's a girl) at the pet store. Every guy around my age would look at my friend first then me.

>tfw i notice my gf mirin

>pec on the lips

Why do you have a gun in the gym?

>guy breaking gym rules
>girl is embarrased
She is the same from the other webm and this is a stunt
>being this autistic

The last two lines are autistic, the rest is the polar opposite.

>tfw a guy mires you

>tfw girls immediately think I'm gay because of how much time I spend on my body

How do you distinguish a mire from someone just looking at you?

>implying they're wrong

>didn't get her number

WTF??

Girls mired me now and again before I lifted. When I'm finished it's gonna be incredible.

>tfw a girl steals a mire without paying

It's probably the waxed eyebrows or makeup or whatever other gay shit you do. Stop doing gay shit and women will stop thinking you're gay.

You don't. Welcome to my world!

>tfw you're staring at yourself in the gym mirror while doing squats to confirm form and some slut starts stretching right in front of you, obscuring the view on your form

I think that I was just so shellshocked by the night and the kiss that I couldn't even think right.

It's been a while. (80+ hour weeks for the last year or so hasnt left me with much time to date.)

Sounds like something out of from "How I Met Your Mother"

To defend myself

>first week on campus
>go to library
>girl squad chilling in library giggling
>I walk by once
>someone apparently mired
>walk by again after I get my book
>"hey pssst"
>ignore them and keep wAkling

damn bro you showed them

lel so true

They laugh even when they find you hot

>hey Stacey look at this cutie passing by
>yeah he's buff Lacey
>I would totally cheat on Robert for one night with him
>you are a slut Stacey hehehe
>I know Lacey hehehehe

It's mindset that holds you down faggot

>first 4 days in college
>only asked one girl to mire me

not even trying

>Diddly's in sneakers
>alpha
Pick one

I actually feel bad for you. Your feel is so strong I'm feeling it

Shit guys

>do 2/3/4/5 easily for reps
>recently cutted down from like 28 % to 10 %
>now look shredded as fuck 212 lbs, 6'3
>last week in gym
>do Diddies
>this 6'0 amazonian cutie (regular) comes and ask I shit you not
>ca-a-n I u-use the machine, as she points on the half rack & plat I'm diddying on.
>yeah sure, if you want to squat we can share
>she looks relieved and asks me whether she can have my number for fitness tips
>yeah sure here you go
>ohshit.exe as I leave the gym with my wife and tell her about it, as I only then realised she was hitting on me
>find out she's 18 and totally into fitness & buff guys on her instagramm
>she sends me know videos of her doing squats at home in panties
>I love my wife but she's a womanlet, moreover I'm 27.

What to do guys. Should I taste the forbidden fruit?

>only get mired by older women at the gym
>not into milfs and want a gf my own age
When will this torturous existence end?

You should post the videos

You should post the videos

Go for it before you're too old and regret not making the most of your prime years

No.

You should post the videos

Are you me?

You should post the videos.