Girl on tinder just asked what I do on my free time

>girl on tinder just asked what I do on my free time
>watch anime and admire muscular men on a website mostly used by degenerate people

And thus the lies begin.. Do you guys come clean about what you do?

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Only after I've fucked them so they can feel disgusted with themselves

Just say travel, or planing trips or something boring and vanilla like that.
It's not like girls are deep, even less so on tinder.

How do you usually go about getting there? Do you just straight up ask if they want to fuck?

>I like to work out, and watch cartoons when I have nothing else to do.

wow. so hard.

get more hobbies if you are so autistic you can't into conversation with normal people

Swipe only the most obvious sluts right. Ask them out right away w some cool shit.

Tfw I always get deleted.

I must be ugly or fucking cheesy but man the girls on tinder are dumb. I just cant put the effort out

This hasn't actually happened yet, I'm just pretending.

Maybe just tell her that. The fact is that you don't have hobbies other than those. If you lie, you will just be more stressed since she will probably expect that you are somewhat proficient in your 'hobbies'. If the declines you, just move on.

Maybe she is a lurker too? She may also what anime and fat to yaoi all day. Who knows?

I keep getting matches every day but nobody responds. I always send them "hi" or "hey whats up" do I seariously have to go peacocking around stroking their ego just to get their attention? "huur duurr WHAT UP YOU CUTIE YU SO CUTIEEE XXXDDDD" fuckin bullshit

tell her you're into politics.

it's a field you can know absolutely nothing about, not read about, not study, not keep up with and yet people are content to accept the assertion that you are "into" politics.

you can even share uninformed opinions and no one will call you out.

>you can even share uninformed opinions and no one will call you out
You can even get elected president if you do this :^)

You wont get laid

aaaaaaaaaaand here we go.

gg OP

Im trying to find a pure gf on tinder because other dating sites are just SJW crazies. I dont have friends and I'm scared to leave my house. I think premarital sex is degenerate.

>400 Matches, none of them respond.
Feels kinda weird.

That won't work either. Say something creative that the 100 other guys she matched with aren't saying.

"Are you going out this weekend?"
Tfw she expects you to have a normal active social life and/or you have to pretend to be going out on Saturday night so you can casually bump into eachother at a bar but you have to make an excuse as to why you're there on your own.

Toughest lies I have had to tell a chick to keep the good early vibes going were:

> I like soccer
Big mistake because I don't even know the rules and she made me watch it with her all the time.

> Harry Potter were great and I read them all
I then binge read them and it turns out they are fucking great

I also always say I haven't cheated on a chick before or other lies we always tell but the above two were tough to keep.

>I'm really into music, like (no metal or anime music)
>I like cooking, let me cook something for you soon :)
>Watching shows, really enjoy Westworld right now. Netflix and chill?
>Work out, here check this selfie of my fuarking ripped body
OH WOW THAT WAS HARD

Yes. Honesty is easy when you internalize outcome independence.

>try using dating app

>Do you guys come clean about what you do?
Yes because I actually have hobbies and a life.

Nigga this sounds like some plot from a sitcom where the guy lies about shit to get the girl then gets exposed at the end of the episode

i think "shitimbald" would be fun to hang out with

>shitimbald

lol after we broke up I came clean and said 'look I honestly hate soccer and don't even consider it a sport.' We remained friends for a while and I would go over to watch soccer and fuck her.

I still hate soccer.

I know a girl who looks exactly like kaelyn33 her name is brenna though

I started an OKCupid profile the other day and damn it is nothing but ugly single moms and fake users. The few hotties on there get so many messages my ugly ass has no chance.

That's honestly pretty funny m8. What team did she support?

This was during the World Cup and she was for the team that lost to Germany. My ancestry is part German so I supported the other guys.

Honestly of the hours and hours of that boring shit we watched I never paid attention to it. I was always just grabbing her tits and trying to get her horny.

I have also had to pretend I am religious and shit but that was easy since I was raise catholic and still remember the whole story.

>Start OkCupid before I move to get the drop on my new area
>No interest in any of these rejects
>Still log in often just to answer the questions because I find them fun

I hate to admit this but online dating sites of top on my recon list when I move somewhere.

I am looking at moving to Moab UT in about a year and have started scouting the pussy. I am so fucked! and not in a good way

This is honestly your best bet unless you strike gold and they're as autistic as you are.

You absolute madman. I can't imagine that you didn't enjoy the 7-1 even if you hate football

>Pure
>Tinder
>Pick one

I live near Moab. I would recommend against moving there if you can avoid it. What would even bring you in the first place?

>been going steady with a girl I met online for a few months now
>"what do you do in your free time, user?"
>Instead of telling her I browse Veeky Forums, play vidya, and go to the gym I tell her I do a bunch of stereotypical guy things
>for a small moment I self reflect on my life and realize how pathetic it sounds to be a man in your mid 20s and have the hobbies that I have

>watch anime
>browse Veeky Forums
>read manga
>fap to highly degenerate pornography
>workout and flex my arms in the mirror
>Getting drunk at my computer thinking about playing videogames but being too lazy and just watching YouTube instead
That's my autism, I hide that
The following are my acceptable hobbies
>cooking
>watching tv (amazon prime but I might pretend I have netflix)
>Going out for coffeee
There now I send like an unthreatening basic fag like everyone else.
Shit's not hard OP.
This
>selfie
Kinda autistic but you might pull it off

Yes of course I tell girls I fap to loli anal rape.

This is making me feel better about my scat fetish..

>installed tinder yesterday
>8 matches so far
>few real qt3.14

Hold me Veeky Forums

who gives a fuck about hobbies, you just talk to where it ends up "come to my place"

>super liked

What if I don't have my own place?

>Canada

A FUCKING LEAF

>that nose
>having to kiss that face
wew

>that nose

sup tho ottawa bro

uni student?

"I wanna smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado" or "Are you from japan? 'Cause I wanna get in your pants"

These work most of the time, and then just talk regularly, grab a coffee and fuck her. Life is simple, don't make it hard.

fuck in the dumpsters like the dirty pleb you are

negative

>These work most of the time

Just doodle something every once in a while and you can say that you do,some drawing.

Yes, because I actually do things in my life.

Start learning a language, take classes in something interesting, get out and go exploring, go for walks, go hiking, rice around, LIVE. Don't spend your life just being alive.

college student? or just working

I have no friends here how do I meet people in this city

>
working
i also have no friends here
i didnt grow up here and i cant be fucked with meeting people

how old are you?

This, basically just shitpost

mid 20's

word, i'm turning 25 in march

did you go to school here or nah?

>not Veeky Forums /k/ /out/ Veeky Forums Veeky Forums master race
have to keep quiet about the /k/ shit around a lot of people, but the rest leads to good conversations

nah

>i'm trying to find a pure gf on tinder

Not the same user, but I feel you. I moved to Indy after college and I wish there was an app for meeting male friends. It's way harder to make friends than to get a date. In fact, telling girls you're new and getting them to show you around and introduce you to people is probably the best way to meet people. It's the only way I've had success.

How does the super like work btw? Will the person getting the super like always see that you superliked her if you two match, or only if you both super liked?

>Im trying to find a pure gf on tinder

hey baby girl is u an avocado cuz ur just the right kind of fat and equally disgusting on the inside

Dude it's so easy.
>I like to sing
>dance
>pretend
>and I like to have fun!
>but most of all I like
>KAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A

I made a tinder several days ago ago have 0 matches, is there a glitch or am I fucked?

this guy was so fucking autistic though

>i am intrigued by you

>tfw used to get drunk and fuck around on a app called skout
>tfw trolling for nudes
>tfw actually got some

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>having to pretend to be religious to get pussy
What an excuse of a man you are

I haven't even considered using okcupid in ages. Does anybody actually feast off of that shit or does everyone just use tinder now?

>see profile
>not sure if fake
>message
>"hi message me on kik blah blah blah"