"Whats for breakfast user?"

>"Whats for breakfast user?"

inb4 pungent

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lol damn, beat me too it...

But you forgot caps

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YOU'RE ASS NIGER

5 eggs, toast with cheese and vanilla yoghurt
And now move out of my kitchen bitch

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*pft*

Miss i'm going to have to ask you to leave, we don't like your kind around here....

>brownqt.jpg
How desperate can you get to classify this as qt lol
Also BBBRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

Fugg I lose every time

Anytime a new shitty fucking meme gets forced around here I get a little irritated but I eventually get used to it and think that at least it probably won't get worse..but it always gets worse.

brap

Where do I get a suit like this for my gf, looks really practical

ew a niggo

ITS MOTHERFUCKING SHAKE TIME GODDAMMIT

>"Whats for breakfast user?"
pic-related.

Eggs and salad look a little bland but otherwise the plate looks preddy gud

haha farts !

>The counter? What an unconventional place to make love. But I do love that spontaneous side of you, my darling. After intercourse, during which you will experience no fewer than four orgasms, I will be happy to fix us a petit dejeuner of strawberries and cream.

How is this shit even remotely funny? Fucking autists

>Bottomless jammies are my fetish

>He doesn't find *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTPTTTT* funny

The only autist here is you, fag.

*toot*

For me? 2 scoops of protein, milk, Greek yogurt and oats... for you? A torso full of .45s for breaking into my house you nigger.

I'm looking at it, mum

>tfw I fapped to scat porn twice in a row today already
Stop it OP I got studying to do and it's 6pm already.

>no protein shake

>implying you wouldn't

what a shitty fetish

eggs + sausage + blueberries + raspberry

>highly processed product
No thanks. I actually decided against taking the multi-vitamin. I was only taking them while I was sick, but I stopped a few days ago since I got better.

I'd hit it but facewise she's not qt

that's ham, user.

also what's wrong with eggs/blueberries/raspberries?

i havent taken a grill home in over 10 yrs im not going to start with this uggo

nothing is wrong with them alone, it's just that this mix of them looks awful

ah

but it's all part of my balanced breakfast, user

>implying it's easy to get the amount of protein naturally
Only she shit on me whilst I was inside her ass
kek

>Think this joke is funny a few weeks ago

>Look up some fart porn for jokes

>Now have an insatiable Brazilian fart porn fetish

End it

urge to rape and impregnate......RISING!!!

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>have ass worship fetish
>aquire lesbian facesitting fetish
>aquire lesbian farting domination fetish
>related video is lesbian scat
>g-gross
>I'll just watch a couple
>aquire lesbian scat fetish
>aquire lesbian JAV scat fetish
Give it a year user

>mfw seeing something this fucking degenerate when I wake up

jfc, degeneracy really is like a black hole. luckily my porn usage is kept at a minimum (borderline obsolete).

>my porn usage is kept at a minimum (borderline obsolete).
tfw I fap every day..

Ive been at ass worship for 6 years. although i really ever watch porn.

you can masturbate without porn user

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teeeheeee!

I'd recommend toilet worship.
It's like ass worship but after the ass spreading comes another event.

try fapping without porn. or try using a porn mag, that way u wont spiral into an hour long fap fest to weird shit.

*toot*

We'll, for one thing, we don't serve fried chicken and watermelon in my kitchen

Whenever I do that I imagine big ass brazillan women dropping logs on my face.
Why imagine it when I can see it?

>wierd shit
I just cycle my fetishes. Handjob videos can be enough if it's incest roleplay or whatever. I just go after whatever my dicc wants at the time.
>hour long
Yeah but I only jack it once-twice a day.

GOT ONE!

This meme came from /r9k/ don't pretend your the original memer.
I did aquire a trap jerk off fetish from /r9k/ though after they kept posting ladyboy cumming webm's.

>doing cardio before eating breakfast
>doing cardio whilst catabolic
Say goodbye to your gains

>implying a morning romp in the hay with this saucy ebony goddess isn't peak making it

It's making something, but it definitely isn't gains

farts uh oh....STINKY!!

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POOP

premium virgin rhetoric m8.

Just eat breakfast first you doublenigger it's a 10 minute job, tops, she'll still be there when you've finished.

No you can't have my TV Dayquan. I don't care if you need to post your cousin's bail.

>Refined sugars with fibre removed in a glass.
>Processed meat
>Undressed spinach

Shit tier

>i voluntarily opened ladyboy cum cummies mmm yum im a fag webm's

thats all you just said queermo

*PAAAAARRP*
>Oh gosh I'm so embarrassed, please forgive me user!

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nigger

>traps are gay
Normalfag pls

>Don't worry baby, I'll whip something up for you.

>I don't jack off to traps
Boi wat

this is some aggressively caucasian shit

>"Wow your pretty buff user. You wanna play a quick game?"

Quick game of 1 on 1 baseball?

That looks fucking delicious.

it has escaped from the zoo

lead you sandnigger

...h-haha, right on brother!

How big do you have to be to properly satisfy these THICC women?

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>Vanilla yogurt

Why are you flavoring and adding sugar to your yogurt? Food is for fuel not pleasure.

*grabs shotgun*
"Bye bye, coon"

eggs beneDICK

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it's pretty accurate to be honest, a chimp is a chimp, to call it anything else would be racist

Average cocked and have been with plenty thicc. Give 'em the ol' bangaroo with plenty of Cheerios and they seem to enjoy it.

You'd need a blindfold and something to stop the smell

is this the most punchable face in history of mankind?

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Oats with iodized salt

What the fuck

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You haven't been sexually active for a long time.