Ideal thread

t. cuck

The funny thing is most, if not all, the people in that picture are from western countries. Some even from Germany probably

Wow so manly
M-MUH RAGNAR
Tfw no shieldmaiden gf

Lmao @ ur life

Template?

>muh vikangz

A+

relax

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One day I'll have all of my ideals. I resemble Gosling, lift and eat big, and improve myself as a man everyday

>c-cuck

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fuck

where can i cop that "IM A NIGGER" shirt?

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shop.wwe.com/bayley-im-a-hugger-authentic-t-shirt/W09080.html
>$3.59
>first comment says it looks like it says "I'm a Nigger"

GOAT

POO

Even the Pajeets in my school bully fucks like you

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10/10 for bayleys ass

If this were a fantasy, the last would be obtainable.

Techno viking is from berlin

Absolute shite taste in women, you don't deserve to reproduce

>mfw a gay tries to start a conversation with me

he is absolutely right. that girl might be ok for a pump, but besides that, absolute shit

>missing the point of the pic completely

>girls

Who is that slick looking old guy?

Why do you choose to dress like Pierce Brosnan in Jurassic Park? Do you just buy what's on the mannequin?

Gotta protect that ego first.

Nick Wooster

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>tfw one of my friends looks like Anna Kendrick and has a similar personality

you want to be balding?

shoot for the stars user

pretty good, that guy has a shit tattoo though holy fuck.
ajajaja le vikangs amirite?
srsly tho you should go outside more
whats with the hair ideal? do you want to have a receding hairline or do you want his facial hair, also: your style is super boring corporate fuccboi
your body and woman tell me polak, your hair and style tell me free mind, i'm not sure what you're going for.
pretty good, your style seems slightly boring but solid overall
man that chick seems trash AF. i'd bang her though (and that passing black kid in the background checking her out cracks me up)
not my thing, but it's pretty good
please don't tell me you'd like to have a moustache, if you do at least go for the moustache+beard

there's not enough R8's in this thread fags.
don't be selfish

r8 my ranking on the fuccboi scale

the only reason im shooting for a mustache is because i like having facial hair, especially since i have longer hair on the top, but i like seeing my jawline get more and more defined as i get more and more shape

so...it's vanity, essentially

fair enough, but can't you go for the stubble look or something? mustaches always look a bit weird to me.

then again, i'm just some dude on the internet

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Not mine, but agree on everything except the hair.

Mine is curly, needs to be buzzcut

This man has his fucking life made, what a champ.

I think I've jerked it to more videos with him in it than any other porn star, and it's just by chance. I don't go looking for porn with him in it, he just always is.

Close second may be Sasha Grey, only because I actually look for her vids.

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Why are shitskins is Scandinavia so triggered easily?

I know that fucker is in everything. Guess that's why the meme makes sense, everyone recognizes him but doesn't want to admit it.

He's pretty good too. Normally his pornos are good with decent camera angles, and he doesn't have a limp dick.

Also hate watching a porno and the dude is some fat limo dick super hairy gorilla. This guy is smooth and appropriately buff.

bump

My stubble just looks messy and every beard I've ever tried to grow just ends up looking messy

that's the point of a beard
only faggots and Veeky Forums like clean beards

If you can be anything, why do you choose to be a termite?

Fuck sake wrong pic. I deleted the final one, it was Ozymandias and Dr Manhattan.

quick, we need a discount version of he rock with hair

call that mamyoa guy

I like it.
LONDON
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nice jedi clothes you should get a flying skateboard to go with them

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Davd lynch

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PAJEET MY SON

Cringed hard Tbh

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>have longish hair to show off
>hide it under turbanlike something
wut

bang jailbait mode

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i would if i could

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>you will never have hair as nice as a stupid Russian meme rapper

good choice with shia, looks really good with out trying hard and comfy
sick beard

works 8/10

This ones easy. Just do copious amounts of cocaine and you will reach your goals before you know it.

Sick dude

gotta admit that guy has one of the most perfect physiques i can think of

Same hair I want..

How the fuck do you get hair like that Veeky Forums?

yeah w/e

>hairstyle
>sikh
pick one

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>tfw you'll still never fuck her

>mixed race cutie

same-taste-in-women-five, bruh

btw imma grill

BAAAHAHAHAHA, vikings are the biggest cucks nowadays

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I proudly didn't recognize him.

I mean, I don't even known who that is.

Why even.

waris always got dem suits n jewels on brah.

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Because Grimes is a perfect qt and I wanna be perfect and qt like her?
Seems obvious to me.

Choose a better hair, rest is ok

I approve

I really started to dig Ryan Gosling's hair and general demeanor. Good choice.

This is good

Good taste and shop skills

Clothing look feminine

I dont like

Choose better clothing from zara, they have them

all good except for clothing

good hair and body goal

approved

who is the guy on the left in the Body section? That man looks joocy.