>does a shit ton of drugs
>still looks like a greek god at the age of 50
Find a flaw with Kettlebells, Jiu Jitsu, Onnit, and Rogan
Does a shit ton of drugs
Henry Anderson
Logan Campbell
bald manlet
Owen Cruz
>does a shitload of drug
>TRT and HGH included by his own admission
i think you're giving to much credit to the kettle bells kiddo
Elijah Thomas
He looks like an Imperial from Morrowind
Caleb Wood
I like him. Fairly politically central, stays in shape, loves to laugh. Sometimes he says some dumb shit, but he calls out his own stupidity all the time.
Adrian Nguyen
tfw Joius Rogades
Kevin Taylor
Onnit routines are aimed at minimalist lifters that use gear. A bit of a contradiction yes but doesn't make it less true.
Benjamin Bailey
Who is more successful in life, and with women than you'll ever be.
Mason Jenkins
DOOOOD ALPHA BRAIN LMAO
Luis Bailey
He has followed a religious workout routine consistently from his late teens, and does TRT/HGH
Bentley Baker
Underrated post
Luke Long
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
Jayden Johnson
Ive been listening to his podcast for a while, never heard this myself. Source or gtfo.
Michael Thompson
Matthew Perez
He's not the sharpest tool in the box.
Oliver Lopez
Delusional dyel rekt.
Juan Hill
>not
>box
Ayden Wood
Don't forget to fuck your fleshlight while watching porn on your Alienware computer.
William Carter
well no because
>*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
>*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
Adam Gonzalez
Someone posted this about 2 weeks ago
still bretty good
Jackson Baker
Underrated
Carter Gomez
[spoiler]it was me[/spoiler]
Owen Collins
>Joius Rogades
Samuel Howard
oh hey that was me in the smaller sc
Camden Allen
Genetics are your life
There are literal crackheads on the streets with better physiques than some people could attain with a life of training
Benjamin Parker
>roided up manlet has muscles
How?
John Powell
always mired his core
Nathaniel Davis
>pozzed crackheads on medicinal gear supplied by doctors
Fixed
Benjamin Smith
Sam Hyde this is you
Jack Campbell
>greek god
lmao, he looks fat as fuck
Jaxon Thomas
welcome to /tv/, the most high IQ board on the internet
Owen Clark
Do you not understand what the word "fat" means?
Christopher Parker
dat dere post workout genius spark