Fucking hell Veeky Forums, I am in a state of rage
>Doing research on unique cardio workouts >read that chopping wood is a good workout for the cardio system and the abs >decide to do it >buy an axe and some wood >go to the gym at 2am when I won't be disturbing anyone >go to one of the empty classrooms >chop wood for like 30 minutes >feels fucking amazing, such a good workout >door opens >some guy peaks round >betas out and apologises >come back the next night and do the same thing >do it again a few more times >went to the gym today >guy from the other night is there >sees me and goes to talk to some trainers >they approach, tell me they saw me on camera 'with a machete' >tell me I am a danger and my membership is cancelled
fuck this shit People bring skipping ropes and ab wheels to the gym why is an axe different?
Levi Sanchez
5/10, chuckled.
Brody Sanders
Why don't you AXE the niggas who banned you instead of us
Jack Moore
Meh
Cameron Barnes
You just split my sides
Jose Perry
...you never thought to wrap the axe in a shirt before coming to the gym?
Jose Morales
I kept it in my bag. I didn't want to upset anyone
Jackson Murphy
why not chop wood in forest like a real man
Kevin Foster
Don't try to wedge yourself into this.
Justin Roberts
Only vaginas cut wood in the gym
Justin Bailey
Birds inhabit that wood
Angel Jackson
I think this is bait, but just in case you are for real: Why the fuck can't you chop wood OUTSIDE the gym?!
Xavier Clark
I wood have been inaxeplicably outraged OP
Sebastian Anderson
>2k17 >not having a woodchopping station in the gym
Don't use any of that machine woodsplitter either, free weight axes are better for your stabilisers
Logan Young
>Cutting in the gym
How much weight did you loss? Pics plz
Ryder Reed
How much wood did you bring into the gym? And why did it take you 30 minutes to chop it all?
Levi Nelson
I don't live near a forest
I bought like 2 bags? I rechopped the chopped wood.
Nicholas Carter
all these shitty fucking puns fucking kill yourselves
Zachary Clark
reddit plebs
Dominic Jenkins
>Having FUN on my watch? Backt o reddit plebs REEE!!!!
Xavier Cooper
>I'm a huge faggot and I just want to suck dicks ok let me be!!!
Samuel Anderson
Actually true but irrelevant
William Russell
There is no way you are this autistic
Parker Nguyen
CARLOS!
Ryder Brown
>2 bags >bags >Already chopped wood
Did you buy fucking Beauty bark?
Alexander Ramirez
well why couldn't you rechop the chopped wood in your backyard or something? you should know that people would freak out seeing a white guy with any sort of weapon in public nowadays
Noah Martinez
How much wood would the OP chuck if the OP were allowed to chuck wood?
Carter Parker
tell them you're muslim, problem solved
Benjamin Perry
I don't have a yard I live in a tiny apartment.
Luis Rogers
ye it would be okay if you were black op
Aiden Ortiz
...
Aiden Reyes
HEY PAUL
Benjamin Ortiz
>white boy enters gym with an axe >expects ppl not to think hes on some mass murder shit
cant tell if ur mad entitled or just stupid
Anthony Rivera
Well somebody must have felled your mood.
Jason Brooks
Don't arbor so much hatred OP, he was just looking out for himself