Kicked out of gym?

Fucking hell Veeky Forums, I am in a state of rage

>Doing research on unique cardio workouts
>read that chopping wood is a good workout for the cardio system and the abs
>decide to do it
>buy an axe and some wood
>go to the gym at 2am when I won't be disturbing anyone
>go to one of the empty classrooms
>chop wood for like 30 minutes
>feels fucking amazing, such a good workout
>door opens
>some guy peaks round
>betas out and apologises
>come back the next night and do the same thing
>do it again a few more times
>went to the gym today
>guy from the other night is there
>sees me and goes to talk to some trainers
>they approach, tell me they saw me on camera 'with a machete'
>tell me I am a danger and my membership is cancelled

fuck this shit
People bring skipping ropes and ab wheels to the gym why is an axe different?

5/10, chuckled.

Why don't you AXE the niggas who banned you instead of us

Meh

You just split my sides

...you never thought to wrap the axe in a shirt before coming to the gym?

I kept it in my bag. I didn't want to upset anyone

why not chop wood in forest like a real man

Don't try to wedge yourself into this.

Only vaginas cut wood in the gym

Birds inhabit that wood

I think this is bait, but just in case you are for real:
Why the fuck can't you chop wood OUTSIDE the gym?!

I wood have been inaxeplicably outraged OP

>2k17
>not having a woodchopping station in the gym

Don't use any of that machine woodsplitter either, free weight axes are better for your stabilisers

>Cutting in the gym

How much weight did you loss?
Pics plz

How much wood did you bring into the gym?
And why did it take you 30 minutes to chop it all?

I don't live near a forest

I bought like 2 bags? I rechopped the chopped wood.

all these shitty fucking puns fucking kill yourselves

reddit plebs

>Having FUN on my watch? Backt o reddit plebs REEE!!!!

>I'm a huge faggot and I just want to suck dicks ok let me be!!!

Actually true but irrelevant

There is no way you are this autistic

CARLOS!

>2 bags
>bags
>Already chopped wood

Did you buy fucking Beauty bark?

well why couldn't you rechop the chopped wood in your backyard or something? you should know that people would freak out seeing a white guy with any sort of weapon in public nowadays

How much wood would the OP chuck if the OP were allowed to chuck wood?

tell them you're muslim, problem solved

I don't have a yard I live in a tiny apartment.

ye it would be okay if you were black op

...

HEY PAUL

>white boy enters gym with an axe
>expects ppl not to think hes on some mass murder shit

cant tell if ur mad entitled or just stupid

Well somebody must have felled your mood.

Don't arbor so much hatred OP, he was just looking out for himself

>'with a machete'
kek