Cheating /frauds/ generally

Body hair = CHAD mode edition.

Previously on how to ram Chinese bathtub chemicals into your dirt star general...

FIRST

>PROVE ME WRONG!
No need to, I never said it doesn't look good. Just not my style. I'm a bear, I need more facial hair. That even crudely rhymes.

the only body hair I seem to grow that isn't blonde, short, soft, and invisible is on my nipples. I get long ass black and curly hairs ONLY on my nips.

I shave that shit off with a quickness.

My arms are actually insanely hairy, but it's all blonde hair so it looks like nothing's even there even irl until you look closely.

Fuck it. Ripped mode > Husbando mode, fight me.

As someone who used to buzz my head constantly and switched to a legit longer hairstyle that I need to get trimmed every two weeks. You will look way better with an actual haircut and get WAY more attention from guys and girls alike.
>been bald by choice for like a decade now, and with the amount of gear I run I doubt there would even grow anything anymore if I stopped shaving lmao
I feel you. I am trying hard to keep my hair because it is kinda epic.
I used to use Finasteride but have since switched to pumpkin seed oil and saw palmetto oil + nizoral shampoo.

... bwahahaha

I get all the attention I need from my partner and he doesn't give a shit about my haircut, but you do have a point.

How has masT's meme hair routine panned out for you fags? Any improvements or no?

Seems like it's been a couple months now

>any kind of hair growth regimen let alone fina
Nay. You don't understand. I had pattern baldness like your drunk uncle at age 20 already, and age and roids have only worsened it. I would literally look like a 15th century monk if I grew it out for as much as half an inch m8

I have my own but it's somewhat similar, got not overwhelming but noticeable results, yeah. 7 months and counting.

post it pls

Do you have the gay?
Stay safe user.
Never met a homo that doesn't have aids =/
>How has masT's meme hair routine panned out for you fags? Any improvements or no?
>Seems like it's been a couple months now
It's been 1.5 months since the switch from 1mg fina/day to 10g PSO + 1.5g saw palmetto oil + ketoconazole shampoo twice a week. I actually think my hair is thicker/healthier since the switch to the natty routine.
I still withhold final judgment until I run a real blast.
>You don't understand. I had pattern baldness like your drunk uncle at age 20 already, and age and roids have only worsened it.
I am curious how pso+saw+ketoconazole shampoo would benefit you.

almond castor peppermint pumpkin seed oils applied to scalp, PSO also taken orally (caps and pure oil), saw palmetto, scalp exercises, massaging head before and after scalp exercises. no shampoos (keto or otherwise) cause they reeeeaaaally fuck up my skin for some reason

>Do you have the gay?
Yep.
>Stay safe user.
I will. Commited relationship, both tested thoroughly before first lewd stuff.
>Never met a homo that doesn't have aids =/
Go fuck yourself... for making me chuckle.

I also plan to test this routine I saw posted a few days ago. I don't remember who to credit but it sounds solid.

Gentlemen, grab a drink, I will lay down some wisdom now. My sister is a certified specialist in some cosmetics bullshit I forgot the name of because I am not a metrosexual faggot, but I just hit her up about the topic and she sent me the recipe she tells her clients for this kind of hair growth approach.

This is for one dose to be used once, you can prepare it for up to a week in advance (stored in a sealed container in the fridge) then it will go icky.

2 tablespoons coconut oil (general GOAT for scalp health)
2 tablespoons almond oil (something to do with sebum control)
2 tablespoons pumpkin seed oil (need I even explain that one)
1 tablespoon castor oil (for that sweet PGE2)
1 teaspoon rosemary extract or a small handful of dried herb if you cannot get any (blood circulation to the scalp)
1 generous dash of cayenne pepper (see above)
1 tablespoon of finely minced fresh garlic, optimally blended (blood circulation, also nukes germs)

Weigh all that shit into a bowl, now for every 25g of oil you add six to eight drops of 100% undiluted peppermint oil (PGE2 bae), mentioning this cause if you want to make more you need to do the math.

Stir until roughly homogenous, let warm up until no longer fridge-cool to the touch (do not actively heat except maybe three seconds in the microwave if you are such a busy person), lather your scalp and optionally face in that shit and massage it in. Let stay either 45min. to an hour or optimally overnight. Wash out with one to three (it somewhat sticks) rinses of very mild baby shampoo.

Optionally ingest an arbitrary quantity of all the oils mentioned save for castor and peppermint twice a day to soothe your impatient autism lmao

>I am curious how pso+saw+ketoconazole shampoo would benefit you.
I am not. I like the bald style and I take enough supplements and other shit already, no need to add any meme magic beans to the stack rofl

Glad to see people use it (was me who posted it back then). AMA in case you have questions, I literally have my sis on discord right now in case you need additional info.

>Never met a homo that doesn't have aids =/
>Go fuck yourself... for making me chuckle.
I'm serious dude. I don't hate on anybody but homos are really really degenerate.
I have NEVER met a homo that didn't have AIDS.
PERIOD.
God bless and good luck user.
How does being bald effect your ability to pick up girls?

>/fraud/ trip
>calls others degenerate
I swear to God m8

In all honesty, I am AIDS free and plan to remain that. What else can I say.

>Glad to see people use it (was me who posted it back then). AMA in case you have questions, I literally have my sis on discord right now in case you need additional info.
What does she think about scalp exercises?
>In all honesty, I am AIDS free and plan to remain that. What else can I say.
Keep it real and stay safe.
I wish you the best.

>ability to pick up girls
The sound you just heard? Thousands of panties dropping in unison kek.
Nah it's not that wild but I pull decent amounts of pussy I must say. Being 6'5 bearmode daddy-complex-soothing-incarnate does help too.
>pic also related

thanks m8. me being a faggot leaves more poon for you so it's a win-win aye

>scalp exercises
The whole principle of bloodflow to the scalp is sound and reasonable. How much of an impact they have all in all depends on the person but doing them surely never hurt anybody. The same can be achieved with other ways though (re: stuff that increases bloodflow like for example the garlic in the recipe) but she does not advise against it. Also training your scalp muscles might be related to very minor facial gains, even, although that part is coming from me not her haha

>Being 6'5 bearmode daddy-complex-soothing-incarnate does help too.

fuck you stilts, now you're cutting into my target demographics

>The sound you just heard? Thousands of panties dropping in unison
LMAO I wish.
>Being 6'5 bearmode daddy-complex-soothing-incarnate does help too.
Ahhh I wish I was tall. I would probably be unstoppable.
>thanks m8. me being a faggot leaves more poon for you so it's a win-win aye
Lol ya true. Poon is easy to be honest. Too easy.
It's gross.
I'm sure fag asshole is even easier.
Quite frightening...
Does your sister want to bear my heirs?

I'm yuropoor and specifically target girls 19-22, if neither applies to you we should be golden.

>I'm sure fag asshole is even easier.
Only for the stereotypical club druggie crowd. "Normal" gays are actually quite uptight about all that. That in mind, both me and my partner met as part of the stereotypical club druggie crowd so AW YISS. We settled and are Modern Family levels of boring now though.

does anyone else get laid all the goddamn time, but only by 6-7s?

I literally only roid to get the 9-10s of this world

one day I will

Not being tall makes you humble. You would be too cocky for us to witness in a sound mind if you weren't so tiny :^)

She has already done the heir bearing for someone and seems quite content with it. Sorry man. I have another you might like but she's kind of a cunt and a hambeast lmao

>does anyone else get laid all the goddamn time
yes
>but only by 6-7s?
never mind

Just be careful breh. There are some super shitty/shady people in the gay male community.
I have seen it first hand.
>does anyone else get laid all the goddamn time, but only by 6-7s?
>I literally only roid to get the 9-10s of this world
>one day I will
I juice to hit the 9s and 10s. I am only a 7ish physically without gear.
>humble
ALWAYS be humble. You are NOTHING until you PROVE otherwise.
>she's kind of a cunt and a hambeast
Yaaaa I'm good...

>that guy who thinks he's banging 9s but is really banging 4s
hey bimbo

>all these people who have never balded a bit putting all this shit on their hair in hopes of getting women

Bunch of primadona betas

>hey bimbo
I think bimbo's girl is a solid 9 minus the tattoos. Great genetics.
Fix your hair jerry! Nothing is stopping you!

not even bimbo but I kek'd

also I'm comfortable with what I lay thank you very much

Whatever fag
>not balding
>takes big dose of fina just in case

>I have seen it first hand
pray tell. cap gay stories would make my night

>finally got my bitcoin today after dealing with coinbase being fuckwits for over a week
>emailed the source in the afternoon
>no response yet
I'm sure he'll respond in the morning, but I'm still disappointed. I'll order the syringes and stuff on Amazon to make myself feel better.

>Whatever fag
I just want to help you jerry... =(
>pray tell. cap gay stories would make my night
LMAO. I have never had a gay experience but I dated a girl who had a gay dad and I used to have a business partner who was gay.
Both super cool dudes.
Both had the AIDS.
I can't even begin to imagine the internal struggle they went through. I would probably a hero.
Localbitcoins.com

>a hero
LEAVE

>I think bimbo's girl is a solid 9 minus the tattoos. Great genetics.
this is why I never believe anyone rating girls they bang on Veeky Forums

you all have awful fuckin standards

Speaking of syringes and stuff, any recommendations on syringes and needles? Or does it not really matter, so long as they're the right size?

Is there any trick to using your physique to get nudes? I'm almost convinced it's impossible to get nudes from girls these days..fucking impossible

Shame. To curb your /pol/mongering a bit, of the roughly 30-35 gay people I know, only two are HIV positive and none of them has actual AIDS.

Stop reading about infection fetish parties on Vice media, it doesn't work like that.

terumo or bd

21-23g for drawing
25-28g 1"/1.5" for injecting

I bang a 10

Buy me a chinese loli

>clicking that pic at that resolution while lurking on a TV hooked up as monitor
I should not have done that jesus christ

Thanks, homie.
Tempted to go for those needles being sold by "Thailand", to be honest. Gives me a chuckle.

>gay stories
I guess to elaborate a bit on the way to fucking my girl at the time I walked in on dudes with aids fucking each other bare back MULTIPLE times.
Nothing super traumatizing or weird besides the lying about STDs between the men.
Liars DISGUST me.
>a hero
>LEAVE
Shut up I'm drunk and spellchecker etc...
>this is why I never believe anyone rating girls they bang on Veeky Forums
>you all have awful fuckin standards
LMAO
That's a bad pic. She is hot. I've seen lots of pics and nudes and she is a 10/10 besides her absolutely garbage personality.
>To curb your /pol/mongering a bit, of the roughly 30-35 gay people I know, only two are HIV positive and none of them has actual AIDS.
I do browse pol frequently but I am not basing my opinions on that.
I live in Orlando FL aka one of the biggest fag cities in the US. I know A LOT of homos and have no beef with any of them.
I mean it when I say it that I don't know ANY homos who don't have HIV.
>Buy me a chinese loli
I am trying!

>flat, no curves ugly resting bitch face spic

>Orlando FL
Oh dear. Been there, and to San Fran a couple times. Some of the guys are even too gay for me. Sickening levels of stereotypical flaming homos. Yes I am aware being gay and hating a certain type of gays is kind of like being a self-loathing jew but I do not care haha

would hatefuck then forget about

>dat dude's dudes
forget about the 6/10 spic but the TV screen gets me every time

>> Doing steroids for this.

no explanation

you would think she has some good pics but she really doesn't

LMAO. Don't hate breh. She is sexy AF and has great genetics but she is a raging cunt.
Also I am not really down with azn girls or black girls. I will stick to my mostly white and occasionally Hispanic girls.
Orlando is legit. It's a cool town for sure.
So much hate!
We love EVERYONE here!

maybe not that bad I gue... haha nope never mind

wow i imagined bimbo's ex as.... idk, hot?

She has a handful of somewhat flattering pics, but yeah, curb your enthusiasm.

So do you have her personal blog?

I wish I was dating larry david

wat

in sticking with the hair theme

>how does being bald effect your ability to pick up girls

while I'm not totally bald i feel that I can chime in a bit here

it doesn't, simple as that. Most of them really, genuinely, do not care. There's 99 other factors they could find more important first.

she's not bad, just below Bimbo's standards imo

then again, everyone has a preference when it comes to women, I tend not to judge people for that

>pic
Haven't seen that one in a while. While too autistic in detail and obsession for me, there is countless evidence (both online and in parts anecdotal from people I know) that it works, yup.

>look at face in the mirror intensely for the first time since I started dbol 4 weeks ago
HOLY FUCK

what happened to my beautiful face, I LOOK FAT AS SHIT

It's like living a day in my life

welcome to the club user, now grow an ungodly amount of disgusting body hair, shrink, and lose the hair on your head

and have a patchy shit beard

there you go, just like me

>tfw at least I have a dig bick

yeah I'd actually rather go bald than do all of that shit daily t b h

but if some are desperate enough...

Why the fuck is it so hard to find non-blunt needles for sale on Amazon that aren't going to take a year and a half to ship from eastern Asia?

Well some of the things they list are good for health and qol in any case, but alas, too much of a good thing is still too much.

cause drugs are bad mkay

I saved your pic
>it doesn't, simple as that. Most of them really, genuinely, do not care. There's 99 other factors they could find more important first.
They care more about confidence and stability right?

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Can I buy them in stores or something?

>confidence and stability

Stability being the big one here, actually. Assuming you mean it in an overall 'high level' application of stability to every aspect of life. Job, mental/emotional, familial relationships, friendships, personal goals, hobbies, etc. then yes, exactly that.

But it also is incredibly important in the sense that you function as a provider. Not in a capitalistic (heh) sense but in the sense that you can be stable as someone for them to come to with issues, whether that be some mundane daily occurrence (e.g. "stacy was SUCH A BITCH at work today) or something more deep seeded emotionally, women just love a sense of being able to run back to someone.

Probably the best way I can explain it is to, if you can't find a way to genuinely care (in which case you should question your relationship(s) with that person/those people) then at the very least fake like you do and be confident that you have a solution for every situation as it pertains to issues they may face.

Confidence is really secondary to almost anything, it gives you an 'in' but doesn't give you a support structure. Anyone can be a loud, eccentric fucking moron and attract attention. Confidence and extrovert-ism have nothing to do with it if you don't apply those principles broadly to other situations and mental/emotional states.

whew that was deeper than I wanted to go lad

Around here pharmacies give them out for free if you look like a druggie. Might be different where you are.

in some states you can. Here in WV you "can" buy them without a prescription, but it feels sketchy/ pharmacists dont really want to sell them. upside is they are cheap here, I think I paid like $1.18 for 10

Yeah but they're cheaper online and it's a lot less awkward. Try gpz med. I can't remember the name of the other site I use.

Mods: nothing illegal about medical supplies so pls no bannerino

To think an insufferable goof like you could muster up such a post has me question a few things. Bravo.

Can someone post dnp protocol infographic?

>tail plugs

hnnnnng my weakness, if I had the graphic I'd post it for you

I'm not as big of an idiot as I put on at times, it's just a matter of adjusting my content to fit the 'crowd' so-to-speak

>pretending to be an idiot because of trip fan service
lmao life imitates art

>life imitates art

So occasionally I read something about how low dose test can "correct" your natural testosterone levels...
Does this mean that my test levels will be essentially given a "jump start" and from then on operate at the correct level?
I never really understood that bit.

>Confidence and extrovert-ism have nothing to do with it
youre right its all about big dicks and money

>man-hating

that's a bit of a stretch but I'll accept it

>all about big dicks and money

Men with an unlimited pool of money will always try to have larger dicks, men with larger dicks will always try to attain more money or a false sense of 'richness.'

Only when you realize that both are worthless goals can you transcend the weakness that women loathe and become, as masT puts it

a TRUE ALPHA MALE

when I die of LVH at 35 put that on my gravestone

I wonder if they'll give out tickets to Trump's impeachment.

well obviously doing anything for women is a waste

thats why 2d will always be superior
they have purity worth building a relationship on

theres some theories about test rising to the average. I dunno if I believe em but thats the theory

you cant impeach the first russian president

...

Someone pls respond

...

>"Trump just got inaugurated, here's how Bernie can still win"

bros. i keep hearing mixed reviews. do I need clomid and nolva for a basic 2 compound cycle? or is nolva (with ai handy throughout cycle) enough for any possible sides during PCT

Noob post coming through.

Teach me how to do a couple of test-e cycles without permanently fucking up my hormones / becoming dependent on gear.

Is it even worth it or do you lose whatever gains you make while on gear?

Literally just throw some links at me. Thank.

Seconded

Damn brehs Obama's speech was pretty amazing. Malia's pretty cute too desu.

>tfw at least I have a dig bick
right

Looks sweet. How long does shipping normally take? I'm only in town until like Monday, and I don't want to ship it here and not be around when it arrives.

GPZ ships from Florida so if you're close it'd be quick. Allegro medical usually delivers to me within a day and they ship from VA.

What pins should I buy for delts/pecs lads

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