Best gymbro stories

no one can top my gymbro

>be me isolated shy fugly virgin
>meet classmate who plays same videogame
>hes shredded, has hot gf, pressures me to go to gym with him
>dont expect much but w/e
>so much pain all over my body, constantly being pushed to the limit
>spotting, jokes, time flying by, gym becomes my norm
>hooks me up with chicks at the gym
>invites me to parties and wings me babes like its nothing

Did u make it user?

I'm happy for you :3

my gymbro saved my life

Don't lose him brah

he moved for work :(

how do I become the one on the right

he wanted to fuck you annon? Are you blind?

inb4 hes in love with u and compensates the crippling pain of unrequited love by showering u with his love and attention.

A true alpha inspires and helps others up.
Now it's your turn.

Never noticed how photoshopped this picture was until I looked closer, now I can't quit laughing at it.

>convince friend to start lifting
>goes well for 2 weeks
>stops responding to any gym related texts
>"it's just not for me man I don't want to get to big"
>find another friend to bring to the gym
>same thing happens
>meet qt who used to lift
>"we should work out sometime user :)"
>start lifting for a few weeks
>"sorry can't lift this week have too much homework"
I like lifting alone better anyways. I always end up fucking around and feeling like I accomplished nothing when I go with anyone.

Today my gymbro and I ran a mile in 10 minutes. We're both about 250lbs and 6 foot tall. Haven't ran in months. Feels good.

You're crushing your chance at a good social life.

Being born with genetics that aren't pure trash would be a start.

Start roiding approximately your junior year of high school, stop once you become a college athlete, lose a ton of weight and become a twink. Source: I went to high school with him, this is one of the Vinci twins

Nigga probably has the test level of a 52 year old woman now.

not if you keep pinning brah

Then he'll end up with the test level of a corpse.
Meaning none.

So shall we all, brother.

I hate going to the gym with anyone. I want to focus and get in and out of there as quickly as possible. Makes it easy to keep the ego out of it, too.

No fucking way he roided for that. You have a pic of him at his biggest?

This. I've brought friends but they also want to try random machines and I feel bad if I say no too many times, so I end up not doing my own workout.

my gymbro
>ex MMA
>able to do the splits
>gives honest advice to roiders
>can squat 4 pl8s but focuses on cardio
>the most non judgemental person i've ever met
>can't dress for shit but still looks amazing in clothes which would have been popular 20 years ago
>thicc beard genetics
>could probably kill me with 1 kick
>collects guns and cars
>in his twenties but has the wisdom of an old sage

relate to this so hard
>was total fuccboi 9/10th grade
>skinny boy
>class clown (masked insecurities via sense of humor obvs)
>stopped hanging out with old squad since they all became drug addicts, went to jail, suicided, etc.
>met some bros that introduced me to weight lifting
>8 months later
>out lift both of them
>score super cute gf
>become double varsity athlete (lacrosse/wrestling at 195lb)
>still hilarious but not to hide insecurities
>land babes
>love my fuckin bros