Nofap

>nofap
>wet dream everytime I could use the testosterone boost
>wake up with dirty clothes, can't even eat the cum for dat dere protein
>smell fishy all day
>not even having sex in wet dreams
THANKS TRUMPO

>smell fishy all day

wat...

The feeling of almost orgasming sort of wakes me up every time I'm going to have a wet dream. Frequently it brings me to a state of near awakeness and I actually sort of lucid dream and can decide to wake up or cum.

Does that happen to anyone else?

>he doesn't know about the cum smell

>no fap
>had a dream about getting a crazy pump doing weighted dips
>blow
literally what the fuck did my body mean by this

if ur cum smells like fish then its over for u m8. yikes.

sometimes
sometimes I wake up too late though

If it doesn't that means you're low test.

well i guess thats one way of keeping the suicidal thoughts at bay.

You could shower

>projecting this hard

links? broscience like this piques my curiosity desu

bros i just decided to not fap until i hit my deadlift goal. wish me luck and send posi vibes my way

It's a well established fact. How new are you?

all i asked for was links m8 which,considering how widespread this info is (supposedly), shouldnt be too difficult. u dont have to go full on autist on me :/

Deer exercise look it up.

It smells earthy imo, not fishy

>never had a wet dream ever
>all dreams recently involve my deceased father being angry at me or my co-workers dying in car accidents

Anyone else has here /wake up crying/?

>>smell fishy all day
Take a shower, pajeet

>not releasing them feromones

It wants you to do weighted dips more often, obviously.

how does that help?

...

Yeah I get that but it makes my brain think I'm pissing myself so I can't enjoy it

>not enjoying pissing yourself
omorashiiiii~

does anyone else's cum smell like a slightly chlorinated pool

yes

Most ppls do

Mine smells like flour, for some reason

Keep at it mane wet dreams will stop at one point.

Start nofap, start smoking to replace wanking. Can't help but think that I might of fucked up

that's a whole new kind of homo

Mine smells like stale water

Its not the cum its the bacteria eating the cum that smells fishy you disgusting subhumans.

Oooh look at me I know lots about cum. Good work faggot

>he doesn't know about the shower

Still way better than jacking it to porn

fuck off faggot not Veeky Forums related

mine kinda smells like grass sometimes