I finally got fit and I keep having female coworkers grope me. What do

I finally got fit and I keep having female coworkers grope me. What do

Fuck them

Grope them back

grope them back.

equal rights and all.

fuck them

sue them for sexual harassment.

yea seriously sue them wtf that's harassment
sue them so hard dude

Gtfo tumblr

They're swollesting you. Take it to HR

misread their touches and humblebrag on Veeky Forums like the autist you are

worse, call it swolestation and confirm being autismo

Yell: "Hands off the goods!"

Girl grabs my chest and squeezes and after she bumped into me on accident. Steps back and says I totally just felt you up.

>fair is fair...

pull your dick out

"HEY! Looking's free, but touching is 5 dollahs. Union rules."

>Taking advantage of a broken system is tumblr

>>Start workin inna office
>>person I answer too is 5'4 +200lbs
>>literally played humpty dumpty in a shrek play
>> can't wear pants because chub rub
>> feet are purple because of the prebeetus, doesn't wear shoes in the office
>> she makes me do things she could do, like get random items off of high places, pick up heavy things, caught her making faces while I was bent over
>> straight up asks me if I am interested in casual sex
>> head of HR is fat woman, they go to buffets together on fridays along with the other sows
>> quit job
>> she still emails me randomly.

either quit or start documenting when she does it

Why not? If you did this to them they would sue in a heartbeat.

>double standards

sue them for thousands. that's sexual harassment and they wouldn't bat an eye to not do the same thing to you!

"Alright, my turn now."

With a completely straight face.

Shriek at high volume and say "BEGONE"

>sue
>claim thousands in sexual harassment claims
>never have to work in that shitty office job again

They'd do the same to you if you did it user, report them immediately

>guy touches my arm
>that awkward second of him realizing what hes touching behind my clothes and grasps onto it for a second time this time for a little longer

I hear you OP.

Now sexual harassment can be a very """traumatizing""", but more importantly profitable experience, the trick here is to collect as much evidence over as long a period as possible. And acted as disturbed as possible. That way it seems more serious and you can get in the money making zone instead of them just getting a slap on the wrist. You have to also get to an external court asap while also making it seem like you filed complaints at your company, this is easier to do when you have more long term evidence.

Good luck and enjoy your settlement hush money.

OP grope those sluts back but do it with a smile

>person I answer too is 5'4 +200lbs
I would've quit on the spot.

Give them the Vitamin D

Are you a guy or a girl?

The honest answer is to reciprocate the affection if they're attractive and act slightly creeped out if they're not.

iktfb....

*BRRRRAAAAAAP*

>tfw not big enough for women to touch and grope me

This but yell gods instead

>What do
you can start by stop lying on the internet

do not grope back unless you wanna be sued and have a sexual harrasment case on your criminal record.

I can guarentee you those women are a clique and will fuck your shit up if you let them.

If you enjoy it then just just milk it if you dont then ask them to stop.

Sue them for sexual harasment

tell HR, assimilate their salaries or have an office full of bros. win win

are thos shoulders shoped?

kek, this

>usually wear clothes a size bigger
>friend pats me in the back and feels the muscles, ask to touch my arms, feels the muscle
>never a reason to take off my shirt, i've been secret swole for a year
>had a co-worker come over once who broke up with her bf and wanted a pounding
>was surprised i was fit under my layers of clothing
>im not super jacked because i do cardio

Kek this

all that shit just to say cardio kills gains?

Guy

Document it, go to court, collect six figures, retire from rat race to focus on gains.

>What do

post on /adv/ and stop shitposting here

>manlet.

Sounds like you're not high test chum.

Fuck/grope the attractive ones, take the ugos to HR.
Not that hard desu.

"got fit"