How would you beat him?

how would you beat him?

personally i think the lifters would die first

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I'd throw a little boy into his enclosure.

what scenario are you implying?
are we all just around a raging silverback?

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empty plane, you vs gorilla, no weapons so you can run but not run away from the fight

Deep water. They can't swim.

that's what they WANT you to think.

This scenario is 100% unwinnable by even the strongest man in the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=4amRA0jl0qI

to reiterate:
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If you think you could break that glass you are wrong.

>no weapons
So you're literally putting me at an evolutionary disadvantage that millions of years have been devoted to. No spear, no rock chucking, no gun, no bow and arrow, no sword or halberd, nothing.

I'd lay on my back and wait for him to leave, hoping he won't bother me. Or shoot him because I always have my gun you liberal socialist fuck.

Work on your english OP

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

banana trees are a grass

dont think you could out endure him?

Easily. That thing is huge and bulky, I'd dodge his attacks until he gasses out and beat his ass with superior speed. I mean this legit, not even trolling, I could outlast a gorilla by dodging and hit him when he's tired. Simple boxing mechanics.

>thinking your punches could even hurt it
Wew

>no halberd

go punch a sleeping silverback and see what happens, im sure it would be happy to let you know if it felt anything if you could even wake it up

What the fuck are you smoking? If it tires out, you'll hurt it. Kick the balls, gouge the eyes, throat punches, kicks to the face if you can. You'll hurt it, trust me, gorillas are just fat strong (and slow) apes. If you think you can't outlast and outspeed a 400lb 5'11 fatass powerlifter you're fucking outa shape and need to go back to the gym.

exactly my plan of attack, i hope theyre not too fast though

you are assuming you can dodge even one attack, then you are assuming you can continue to do so for hours and hours and hours, i dont think you realize the stamina of a silverback

>comparing a gorilla to a powerlifter
Fucking hell do you know how fast and strong gorillas actually are?

what the fuck are you some sort of gorilla scientist

no, but something tells me you are a few fries short of a happy meal

>superior speed
o im laffin
gorillas run 20-25 mph

Usain Bolt ran ~27mph, again, superior speed.
What makes you think I can't? What makes you think a gorilla will stay interested in chasing me for hours on end anyway? He'll get tired or bored quickly.
>fast
slow
>strong
That's all they got.
I would, but your father might be upset I punched his wife.

Holy shit are you Usain Bolt?
Also, do you really think he could hold that speed for more than a couple of seconds?

>Holy shit are you Usain Bolt?
I don't have to be, I understand basic human mechanics in adrenaline overload and the fight or flight response. The gorilla isn't having that response. Besides, I only need to outrun him for a minute. The fuck you think is going to happen? You seriously think a gorilla is going to chase me down for 2 miles or some shit? The fuck did I do to him, fuck his wife? He'll run up on me if I get too close, but if I start running he's not going to give a shit anyway.

If we were caged, I'd use my ability to run and turn faster to my advantage and wait until he gasses out. Again, balls, eye, throat... I also know I can get him in guard and keep him from hurting me as long as I defend myself.

So if encaged the gorilla will just stand there motionless letting you gouge at its eyes. You do know animals also have adrenaline like instincts especially when in a cornered situation

>I'd use my ability to run and turn faster
You aren't faster than a gorilla m8 get it through the your thick skull which is probably the closest in common you have with a gorilla

kek

Such bait

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>Such bait
Why? We aren't talking about a grizzly or tiger, we're talking about a fucking vegetarian gorilla. The fucking thing has no reason to chase me down.

Thanks for the post freind

youtu.be/KujmrcF0ZxU
you'd probably shit yourself the second that thing got mad

>This other gorilla stole a baby gorilla and ran off with it
Is this a species protection thing, or a "I'm going to kill that baby gorilla because it's not mine" thing?

i watched this video and have been on youtube for 2 hours now watching videos of gorillas.

>still thinking you have 'm-m-m-muh speed and dexterity'

this thing is 400 fucking pounds and look how it climbs up that tree

youtu.be/nAN-lZHbYWE?t=88

it jumped on a fucking loose ass rope and didn't stumble a fucking bit

you're dead