Defending yourself

The glute raider broke into your house.
What will you do? Is Veeky Forums able to fight back?

I escape in a cloud of Body Fortress.

...

>heh
>nice muscles kid
>but what can you do with it?
>*unzips kitana

>he's fast!

>always that one faggot who posts guns unironically

able to fight back? yes
would I? no

you may raid my glutes

is that prometheus?

:bang:
Now he's dead

>ZAAAAAA
>WAAARUDO
>*pic related*
>MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Why his legs look big and comically small at the same time? Angle? Lighting?

I feign weakness and wait for him to pounce, and then just before he strikes, I'll tactically GOMAD shit all over his dick

I second this question.

Big glutes n thighs, small calves.

>living in commie countries
Have fun letting jamal rape your wife you cuck.

Wrestle him to the floor and start humping his abs.

ITT we lie,
to be honest who would defend theirselves

small calves + manlet

Found the dyel.

>yare yare daze

Of course I'd be able to fight back!
What do you think I am? A h-ho-homosexual?

if you think those thighs are big then neck yourself

more like roid-retard is striking again

get good at life little padawan

Kick him in the calves so he topples over

I guess I'm getting my glutes raided. Oh no.