How has getting Veeky Forums improved your sex life?

Same, but its only because I got a sliver of confidence, person I'm dating now admitted to me that she has had a crush on me for years.

>"you can't lift me user"
>pick her up in a fireman's carry and squat her a few times
>she giggles and kisses my shoulder
>throw her on the bed and we make the beast with two backs

In an intimate, consenting situation...girls really like being physically overpowered.

This. Also girls just like when you are confident and the one making decisions. Doesnt matter if you make the wrong decision. If she akss you a stupid question like where to eat or what to do that night, just make a decision quick. bad decision is worse than being a pussy who doesnt make any decisions.

Try again.
It's not like they give a shit who you are or your performance as long as you have the cash...and aren't black (a reason why I'm forced to stick to AMPs).

>Doesnt matter if you make the wrong decision.
>bad decision is worse than being a pussy who doesnt make any decisions.

Uhh

If the relationship ended would you still be working on yourself and your goals? If the answer is no, you have to end it.

Now i can throw her around, carry fuck her, tons of stamina for the high doggy, improved cardio for hate fucking, she looks at me fucking her in the mirror and improved quality in the erections.

Look at THIS fagot

my gf gets incredibly aroused by me squatting her, throwing her over my shoulder and walking around, or just picking her up easily.

She's not fat, my strength was just at the point where I couldn't even deadlift 1 pl8.

you just contradicted yourself faggot

typo. sorry dude. meant no decision is worse than a bad decision. in the middle of makin dinner.

It went to nonexistent due to a combination of shit social skills and a shitty body to barely existent due to having a somewhat decent body but still having shit social skills.
Lifting doesn't cure autism kids

>no decision is worse than a bad decision
UHH

I have a fart fetish now

>that first sniff of the day
Nothing better.

...

sitting around unable to make a decision is gonna make you look like a total pussy to women.

im not talking disastrously bad decisions. I mean youre with your girl and she wants to know what you should do that night. You can sit there saying "UHH" and end up not doing anythign that night. Or you can tell her lets go to the bar. Even if you get to the bar and its got a $20 cover, crowded as fuck, and some shitty band is playing, its better than sitting at home with your thumb up your ass because you couldnt commit to anything.

is that TI?

What does it feel like to enter a vagina lads? I don't think i'll ever find out even though I'm fit.

Disappointing DESU

12 years without getting laid or even going on a date, 2 years into getting fit and I have had a short relationship and a few dates... yeah its helped my confidence a lot and I look better too and notice girls checking me out more and more.

At 20 years old I'd only fucked 3 girls (the third of which was a 2 year relationship, all fairly attractive imo but not 10/10s.

Got all fucked up from a bad break up with the gf and went on some crazy jealous revenge-fueled self-improvement spree. (Gym, new clothes, going clubbing every weekend.) But it didn't do much for me because I was desperate and still angry inside. So i dropped the clubbing, stopped wasting money, moved to a new city for school, kept at the gym.

>Now

Just about to turn 23, put on about 25 pounds of (mostly) lean weight. Major lifts have hit 1/2/3/4 stats for 1RMs from starting at absolute babyweight,, mental stability and health has improved greatly.

I've had sex with 6 women in the past 13 months who have all been as attractive if not more than the original 3 with one more who's been hitting me up for my birthday on the coming weekend. (still no 10/10s tho)

Luke? That you bud?

Yeah,who is this?

...

Nope. I haven't had sex with my gf in over 5 months. She has so many mental health problems and other issues that it's looking like a dead end soon. It's been 3 years but it's not getting better.

I went from fat and not getting laid to Veeky Forums and not getting laid

yes

A dead bedroom before you're even married should be a pretty clear signal user

in a practical sense, sex itself is more fun because:
-marginally better stamina, but not much (although it was always good, maybe why improvment was small)
-can do positions that were not possible before, like holding her up with no supports/suspended against a wall
-can do more physically strenuous positions that I could already perform but for much longer, with less effort
-she enjoys how trivial it is for me to pin her down, throw her around, etc. which was possible and i did a lot previously, but takes almost no effort now and required more before.

these are all observations from/about sex with the same woman, who knew me before/after getting fit with a four year gap between being together.

You were together, split, then YOU got fit, and now you're back together four years later?

How is that working out for you? Do you feel like she made a shallow decision? Do you resent the initial split?

I always feel weird fucking a girl after I know she's fucked someone else. It's this horrible possession problem I have. Maybe I'll grow out of it? but at 26 it's still an issue for me.

"> I always feel weird fucking a girl after I know she's fucked someone else"

I've hooked up with two different exes after moving away. Both learned new things and were better at sex.

One of the girls had fucked some pretty douchy guys

Felt bad because she picked the guys just for attractiveness, so they were hotter than me

But then I remember I've fucked hot but trashy girls, and would always rather have sex with someone I liked than someone who was just hot

I've never had a long-term relationship

haven't had sex since getting Veeky Forums

probably because I don't drink as much alcohol anymore

I'm 5'7 and want to start lifting.

Are there manlets here who managed to get laid more from getting fit? Honest question.

Your gf's best friend, why havent you proposed already?

Girls feel me up at parties which is cool, slept with a few more girls

Kek if you are good looking there are plenty of chicks out there for ya. If you are ugly then I have bad new for ya son.

Higher sex drive, so I can fuck for longer. After I got out of the military, I got really out of shape and depressed and shit. After I came, I would just get really tired and not want to go anymore.
Eventually, I started getting back into shape and lifting, and my sex drive came back.

I think the lifting helped combat my depression, which was one of the main causes for my low sex drive, but I also feel like I have more energy even after cumming and I always want to go for a second or third round and again in the morning. Shit like that.

I can now masturbate more without getting tired

>got confirmation text girl I am going to concert with is going to suck by dick and "see where the night takes us"

Thanks Veeky Forums

>tfw hitting her missionary style but you benched earlier and your arms have trouble keepin you up
wtf man

go on your elbows ez

Bruh, sit on the edge of the bed and get her to ride you when you get tired. Best thing fucking ever.

fucking NIGGERS

It improved my sex life by giving me one

I dunno, I'd probably be ok with fucking a girl again after a break as long as it was just a one nighter or short fling/fwb thing. Don't think I could have sex with an ex after she'd had another relationship though.

Having sex with exes is pretty much always a bad idea though.

user is right. Sometimes you're going to make the wrong decision, whether it's based on lack of knowledge, patience, maturity, etc... There are going to be consequences to every decision you make, though. The only thing that truly matters is what you do AFTER the decision is made, and how you handle the consequences. When you make decisions, you live and learn, but if you shy away from making decisions, you do neither.

I no longer run out of breath when I masturbate.

Warm and soft. You can replicate the feeling of a vagina in a variety of ways, but the best part of sex to me is the bond when you try to please each other.

>But it didn't do much for me because I was desperate and still angry inside.

Damn, dude this was me when I was in my fuccboi stage.

>looking like a dead end soon
...Why doesn't it look like a dead end now?

I'd rather be the latter

Definitely helping me out with my confidence, i pull because I have a good face but being in shape makes me less autistic with girls

cuz she's fucking another dude

been fit since high school, and I don't have much sex, maybe a couple times a year. I guess it would be even less if I were a fat ass.

Before lifting, zero vagina at 22, barely rounded third base

Now, 17ish girls penetrated (lost count), a couple brief gfs, can reliably get laid off tinder every few weeks if I put time in

Highly recommend

this

The penetration is mechanical. Making your partner orgasm is the part that's fun. Also the mutual appreciation for each other's bodies is very nice!

>be black with 7in penor
>go to amp known for full service
>tiny asians refuse to do full service because my dick is "too big"

mang I just want to fuck

Are you faggots serious about the dark skin?

yes only crack whores will see black guys
everyone else always puts no blacks in their ads
doesnt matter now though because backpage has been shut down

/pol/ is leaking
shoo, neet! shoo!

ive killed over 4 niggers and nobody suspects me. try me

age now?

Asians dislike black people even more than whites.

my grip strength has improved massively

shoo! shoo!

see
I'm also 5'7 and its working out pretty well for me desu

>At 20 years old I'd only fucked 3 girls
>only

you're telling me not only am i not supposed to be a virgin, I've supposed to have fucked 3+?

That's actually my number too. South East girls are sluts.

don't panic, i only lost my virginity at 19, you're not all that far behind.

I'm the same way with the possession thing. I've gotten back together with a couple exes after long gaps, and obviously they had other relationships. But I feel if I fuck them good and hard, I retake them, they are mine again. Ya know?

I've never thought of it that way, but as soon as I read that I agreed with you.

Not sure I like this mindset but I guess it's coded into me for now.

Is your girl really fucking another guy in your LDR??

I'm on a LDR and I get a little paranoid some dude is fucking her right now.

>14years without a holy to poke
I do sometimes get massive erections, I'm talking 1inch bigger dick than normal

Man don't worry she'll only cheat if she's an introvert

I have aspergers and got a good steady gf after lifting, so unless you have full blown, can't function at all autism, this isn't an excuse.
Only been with her for half a year but I've had 2 other gfs and 2 hookups. The hookups were awkward thou. Alot of girls chased me aswell but idgaf if I dont really like them then the awkwardness of getting close isn't worth it. Girls literally dont give a fuck you have autism aslong as you're hot.

underrated t b h

Yes, hookers are now miring.

I went from being with 6/10 women to 8/10 men
Honestly I'm not sure how I feel about it entirely

I started getting fit when I was 17, made changes to diet first and then got more physical. Changed my personality and perspective above all else I feel, and I got my first gf that year. Granted, it was 10 months so not that long, but did get laid. Did a lot for confidence.

20 now and not been with a girl since. I keep to myself most of the time but would be good to meet some new people. Friends, romance, whatever. Don't want facebook or anything like that.

Any tips?

MY DICK WORKS AGAIN
thank you cardio

>your sex life

It's honestly just fuelled my overwhelming hatred for all women desu

Mr. Gosling? Is that you?

the fitter i got, the easier it was to convince my girl to let me stick it in her backdoor. also occasional mires from random women

fuck you

Confidence increase helped me pull easier.
Made me more aggressive in sex which is always good.

>confidence

i stopped having sex and chasing women a few years ago (31 now)

monk mode is superior if you want a life of freedom and absolute chill

I'm 24 and I'm already there.
Occasionally the urge gets to me, and when it does, I go out and get pussy. Getting laid is not hard at all. Most of the time I spend doing whatever the fuck I want. Also I'm a former long term relationship fag. Fuck that shit man. Wasted 6 years of my life. Women today are not worth it.

>in front of the bodleian
>every single time
REEEEEEEEEEEEE NUMALES GET OUT OF MY UNI REEEEEEEEEE