What is a good answer when a girl asks what your hobbies are?

>cars
>hockey
>photography
>gym/lifting

I usually just leave out lifting though if it's a first impression unless she obviously lifts as well, at risk of sounding like an arrogant gymbro

Most the time they're into it, until they realize i'm a anxious, mildly depressed, introvert with little confidence

>Fapping to images of underage cartoon girls.

You forgot this one.

Videogames and porn

>Pro wrestling

Don't give a shit. Find a girl who either likes what you like (and doesn't just pretend) or who doesn't care.
It's the only right way to proceed.

Son, if I was your teacher I would've thrown you out of the class for this shitty assignment.

>Pro wrestling
Not a bad start. But downplay it or otherwise she'll think you're gay.

>Anime
Be vague. Say "Animation" or some shit. Bitches like it when you're vague.

>Shitposting
Women won't know what the hell this is unless if they are on Tumblr. And I don't think you should be chatting up anyone on Tumblr.

>Star Trek
Just say Sci-fi. Keep that autism to a minimum.

>Lifting
ONLY SAY THIS SHIT IF YOU HAVE THE BODY TO PROVE IT OR YOU'LL LOOK INSECURE AS FUCK

What actually are your hobbies.
Leave out video games and anime.

Or acquire ones that suit others, but if you don't feel good with them why the fuck would you? You live for yourself.

Mine for reference:

>Gaming
>Anime
------- What I tell others
>Writing
>Reading
>Learning new stuff

I also like to work out but meh.

Usually a girl won't give a shit as long as you say it with confidence and act like what you do is cool and you don't give a fuck what she or anyone else thinks about it. However there are of course exceptions when your hobby is so fucking weird that it will creep her out no matter what. Anime is an example of that, childporn is another.

So you can keep everything else on your list other than shitposting because she will have no fucking idea what it is and you shouldn't try to explain it either. What matters is how you say it. Confident body language (google it if you have no idea what it is), some humour and playfulness is key.

>Learning new stuff
nice hobby faggot

it shouldnt matter. youre probably telling her your hobbies in a way that makes you sound disappointed in yourself. either own it or get new hobbies

>masturbating
>abusing hard drugs
>arguing with people on facebook
>writing my little pony fanfiction

gets them so wet

I just say movies, lifting, and hiking

>I like to stalk young women about town, estimating and recording the calorie counts of the food and beverages they consume while under my watchful eye. I then share these reports on a Burmese fingerpainting Google+ circle.

Alpha as FUCK.

>executing order 66
>cyberstaking jason baldha and his feeeeeemale girlfriend
>shilling energy drinks on a fitness forum
>masturbating to fat chicks
>eating big

don't talk about geek shit.

say shit that doesn't require effort:

>hiking
>concerts/festivals
>movies on lazy evenings
>cooking
>bicycling

when they ever catch you playing vidya or watching the japanese jew then just say, unless you catch them playing vidya or watching anime. Then you've hit the lottery.

>hey babe I was just board and my geek friend recommended me doing that ages ago :) Now you are here so let's do something (watch movie or fugg)

Hobbies are for children and the unemployed who have too much free time on their hand.

t. wagecuck

boxing
meditation
tai chi, wing chun, and assorted weeb things
reading taoist scripture
reading sci fi novels

in that order.

>I do sophisticated researches on Taiwanese cockfighting boards.

>40k

Mahnigga.pict

I just say programming and reading, which are both true.

Women don't really care what your hobbies are, they just care that you are interesting, well-mannered, good-looking and preferably rich and powerful.

>rockclimbing
"OMG user your so adventitious you should take me sometime"
>movies
"Omg user we should go watch a movie together sometime
>worlds best uncle
"omg user you are good with kids, can we go play with your nephew sometime (honeys love guys that are good with kids but do not have their own it literally makes them wetter than the ocean)
>hiking with my dog
"omg user I love dogs and I love hiking we should go sometime!"

this is easy shit OP

this desu

/thread

>rockclimbing
lose gains
>movies
no
>uncle
dont have neices or nephews
>hiking lose gains

>Most the time they're into it, until they realize i'm a anxious, mildly depressed, introvert with little confidence

Shut up, me.

If you have to tell her that you Lift because she can't see it, you shouldn't mention it at all.

this

poor little dyels embarrassing themselves

I leave out lifting because I never think I'm big enough to mention it. Dumb normies mistake my insecurities for being mysterious.

>playing guitar in a band and getting paid
>drawing painting
>reading
>fishing
>drinking beer

All good up to this point

>having a Rolodex-like eidetic memory of clothing shoes housewares and electronic brands allowing me to have a vastly superior advantage when thrifting to sell me wares on websites like eBay here let me show you some pictures of the grain bin I converted into a warehouse. Oh...you're not interested

Not even my bitch (god love her) gf understands but holy shit tell other people this and they look at me like I just murdered a basket of kittens

Don't know why but I laughed hysterically at girls don't know shit about that kek

this plus don't have a dog
0/10 would get gf with hobbied
at least I keep the gains

introspective contemplation on the eternal damnation. I also do reenactments.
No, not civil war reenactments.
I reenact dates gone bad, my pet dog plays the role of the girl.

>watching anime
NO
>telling girls you watch anime
NO

Why did I laugh so hard at that

>rugby climbing 40k
You have my attention, tell me more

>girl demands you do hobbies
>doesn't actually have hobbies herself

I just say reading and rock climbing. Most women don't actually care about your hobbies, they just want instagram pics to show they "live in the moment" and "experience life"

Fashion
Music
Reading
History
Guns
Fitness
I don't mention comic books anime or vidya

kek

>playing guitar in a band and getting paid

How?

>playing the guitar and the piano
>weightlifting

Found the autist

don't say you lift. if you don't have the body that shows you lift, then who cares if you do it. you clearly suck at it.

you barely have gains

sex will make you lose gains faggit

Pick up diy. Just useful satisfying shit. Been servicing my car for the last 2 days. I also work on furniture, technology, whatever. It's not just girls that like it, their dad's too.

when picking a hobby i also take into consideration that the girls son will like it too

>wife's son

Fucking cuck

>his hobby is using outdated reddit memes

Do you think I could pass off as a reader when I've only read like 2 books since high school?

I find a lot of girls say that they read so I think they may see through it.

>Pro wrestling
>Anime
>Video games
>Star Trek
Are you literally trying to scare women away? I'm all for "be yourself", but good luck finding a girl that likes the same stuff as you...

>anime

Get on the price is right

sometimes it's a stupid joke and when I don't want to be witty it's ''cycling and other miscellaneous activities''
also Jeff pls learn to talk to people and while you're at it just go

Veeky Forums, self loathing, pornography, smoking pot, daydreaming, watching movies and children's cartoons

The actual real shit you do do. If you're a vapid shutin living off your parents, or still stuck in 7th grade then you're SOL

Good things to cultivate that rarely have a downside are cooking or any artistic skill you have.

Next up is anything common but not to nerdy/geeky. You're looking for something that let's someone inside your guard, but in slowly measured amounts. I like music, but I'm not going to break out 50 discs of Sunn O))) live or 15 hours of unedited Miles Davis studio sessions. Nor do you want to paraphrase American Psycho. Good: Some of the Marvel movies are OK. Bad: 2 hour thesis on plot holes in Marvel movies.

Once you get her to the right point, you learn what her secret crushes are, what she fangirls for, and that one thing that makes her like a 5 year old with a fresh box of crayons.

Do nots

Don't say you read when 90% of Veeky Forums is who the fuck is this and the rest is had to read it in HS.

Don't talk about tech/computers/games/etc unless she brings it up. Chances are she won't

Don't miss the opportunity to link something she does with something you do. I'm not even going to give an example; if you're that bad at reading body language you need to not be here

>here let me show you some pictures of the grain bin I converted into a warehouse.
Please show me

Just be yourself

What a pitty kitty

Mildly related opinion:
There's always the idea that you could say you're looking to try some new activities/hobbies and ask the other person what they like to do, and arrange to do it with them.

However, I also think that it's important you don't end up doing activities purely to please someone else while losing sight of the things you enjoy doing.

I don't think anyone cares about finding someone that shares all the same interests. Heck if people had friends or anyone that they could talk to about this stuff they wouldn't be on Veeky Forums

"Music" is a good one, she'll invariably go "oh my goooooodddd music is my liiiiiife", then you ask her what her favorite bands are and play it by whatever normie bullshit with which she responds. Sometimes you'll get lucky and can ask if she likes (medium-popular band) because they're coming to a local venue and it'd be fun to go with her. I've scored three dates that way, though none went anywhere.

>having a Rolodex-like eidetic memory of clothing shoes housewares and electronic brands allowing me to have a vastly superior advantage when thrifting to sell me wares on websites like eBay here let me show you some pictures of the grain bin I converted into a warehouse
Shit man that's cool. I don't know why most girls are repulsed by unusual hobbies. I think it's attractive when someone is really into something, I don't like boring people with no hobbies or interests.

>a lot of girls say that they read
They read The Hunger Games and mindless YA "romance".
Finding a girl who appreciates big-boy lit is super rare unfortunately.

>anime
DonaldtrumpsayingWRONG.gif

>Star Trek

Bro it's fucking 2017

Motorcycle racing.

>all these unwritten rules
is it even worth it anymore laddios

Used to display this when trying to hookup. In that sense you can BS saying you like to travel too since girls love that and gives you a lot of talking material about countries you can travel together and crap.

However being that said, if you really want to find a girl with whom you can comfortably hangout and shit, lower (don't hide) your power level. See how she reacts and judge if you want to look for a different one. That's one of the perks of lifting, you get options..

yeh because anyone who needs to tell another person they work out is likely a gym rat and has no life.

>vidya
>programming
>computers
>lifting
>philosophy/literature

philosophy/literature is a good one actually

>I like to read
>I also play pool

Are these good answers?

> trade pictures of frogs with my international friends

Pick something absurd,
> i make crop circles to rustle ufo jimmies
and then tell her a bunch of obvious lies with a smile on your face.

>taking it seriously
tell them you launch chickens into outer space for NASA on the side, then tease them about something they like to do and keep going towards the vagina

Someone has obviously never lived life.

Same idea, but i was first and got better digits.

it's real shit though, I knew plane janes who soaked themselves over tatted up dudebros whose hobbies include smoking pot and drinking beer all weekend

hobbies are irrelevant as far as attraction is concerned, just don't jeopardize it by saying you like arguing about fitness with other retards on an anime & japanese culture inspired imageboard

>Oly Weightlifting
>Vidya
>Mostly read mangos (I actually really like to buy and collect them)
>Play the guitar like shit, but still have fun.
>Go through city with my longboard and always go to the same old coffee shop.
I had three gfs in my life and now I just don't care anymore.
I realized that if you don't find happiness through being alone, you'll be a sad fuck for the rest of your life.

Don't expect others to give you happiness.
Find your own, and enjoy yourself.

until you find the holy grail this user speaks of just temper your power level a little "I like nerdy board games" comes off better than "I'm running a scifi horror RPG" let her ask. if she's not into it move on. its not the topic its the harping on something they don't care about

also make them laugh, make yourself laugh. even when I was fat as fatass I had jokes. If you're laughing you basically cost right through conversation untill you either have enough in common to go on another date or decide to go home together.

Tell her your hobbies

You're a moron. Please graduate highschool then come back

hello me good picks

Please give me examples of jokes.

Yes. Read Wikipedia summaries if you need to, but for most women it won't matter.

t. Reading is my go to hobby and it took me two years to finish 90 pages of one book I liked

>Her 1 rep maxes

>Not a bad start. But downplay it or otherwise she'll think you're gay.

Maybe focus on combat sports in general, MMA too even. Hell get into learning some martial art like judo or BJJ bitches love that.

My own hobbies

Lifting
Biking (occasionally)
Hiking
Climbing (usually buildings or towers)
Having an 8 inch cock
Hmm... listening to music
Speeding on the streets and highway
Racing on the highway with my buds

>Not welding two Chevrolet coupe de Villes on top of each-other.

Do you even witness bro?

my answer is
>sailing
and girls usually mirin

Music, listening to all kinds
Writing music, playing guitar
Lifting 4 times a week
Films, everything from Bergman to Stallone
Reading, not as much as I used to but I like Plato and Marcus Aurelius and Epictetus lately

I never mention video games or reveal my power level.