Anyone else go full aspie and scare girls off once you finally get one?
>do nothing but lift eat and take a bunch of gear
>dont have many friends
>dont party or go to clubs
>not bad looking
>finally meet a girl
>end up being clingy as fuck, always wanting to talk to her
>end up getting attached and shes gone
this happens maybe once every few months. SURELY im not the only one this happens to right?
>*BRAAAAAAAPPPT*
Have you tried not being a faggot?
I have the opposite problem.
I want to spend as little time with them as possible unless I'm fucking them and anytime I feel even the slightest need for emotional attachment and get huggy romantic and wanting to pull her close and hold her
I leave or kick her out or fuck up something that is a sure way for us to be together.
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You guys seriously have issues
Heeeey same! Thank god I'm not the only one. I fall in love way too quickly.
this is getting out of hand
>fall in love
it's called having low self-esteem.
same, I always get close enough to a girl to fuck her then never talk to them again. The second I feel like its something that may actually work I just fucking bail.
Stop spamming asses for no reason and this meme will die idiot
Yes, this is why I've only had one gf.The thing is for me I'm a skinnyfat so that means I don't have many chances in the first place.
4 years later and still miss her bros...
>Be me
>Realise my life is going no where
>Accidently come across a PUA thread on Veeky Forums and start training hard
>Pick up girls using my FACE FRAME HEIGHT and social skills
>They often try to sneak, first letter of every line, when they think I wont notice
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Fuck off faggot.
I'm going to report every fucking fart.
Every single one.
How in the fuck are you fucking it up for us in every single thread but not a single thread with a dude ass?
How.
I'm not the only one idiot, tons of people are sick of people spamming asses for no reason while you are on a website where you are literally one click away from hardcore pornography.
There are a waaaaaaaay more pictures of girl's asses front and center, pictures of man butts are almost always more discrete and not nearly as obnoxious.
>somebody actually took the time to write this out
stop this shit
100% yes
Theres a whole army of us faggot
How slow do you type?
>ITT: gross idiots get too physically attractive too fast
farts are funny
this is undeniable
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>PPPPRRRRFFFFTTTTSSSSCHHH
>lol there was a bit of moisture in there
Please neck yourself
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Reported for spam you filthy cocksuckers.Nice try making Veeky Forums even more homo
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