Mirrin' general

>bro

First mire I've noticed
>Be eating with friends
>qt cashier looks up at me
>I smile and say hi
>she instantly smiles and looks down.

She looked down because she was going to be fucking sick.

Walk into trendy eye glass shop. Look around for grams with my winter coat on, not even approached by the three customer reps working the empty store.

I start overheating and took off my jacket.
>Normie's fit mode activated
Suddenly three girls are giving me critiques as to what frames look best on me. How are people so shallow?

I dunno man girls are just more down to talk but if I'm not feeling confident and shut it still goes bad. Lay the dick inside the pussy boys

>girl1: i bet we can get user to load all the tables for us
>girl2: lol yeah, he never stops talking about the gym
>girl3: plus he's in love with all of us. watch, i'll just pretend i can't lift it.

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Holy shit why is there always one salty mirin-less faggot. I swear to god some user posts a story like

>at the bar
>7/10 comes up to me
>we talk for an hour and she invites me back to her place
>she blushes hard as my shirt comes off
>"w-wow user you're ripped!"
>we smash

Then some butthurt austist

>hurr durr she was thinking of chad the whole time
>hurr durr she was thinking of tyrones bbc while you throat fucked her

Fuck off.

>being gay
>on Veeky Forums

Welcome home

You one salty mothafucka. Find some friends nigga

>help in soup kitchen with church group on thanksgiving
>petite blonde qtpi helping with prep. i guess she's an actual employee
>find out from her fb that she dates athletic guys
>weightliftingisasport.gif
>decide to show her my strength subtly
>ask her if she needs anything heavy
>"...excuse me?"
>"Like, if you need to pick up something heavy, I can pick it up for you... if you can't pick it up I mean."
>smiling manually
>she laughs
>"Why are you laughing? I'm actually pretty strong."
>"Oh, sorry... Um, ok. I'll let you know if I need help."
>beta male employee asks me to go set up the tables
>fine
>Rolling tables out and unfolding them one by one
>qt is not looking
>pick up table and lift it over my head
>beta male: "user, the tables have wheels for a reason. you don't have to pick them up."
>"It's easy."
>qt is looking hard as i walk unwieldy table to the other side of the room
>can't put it down without dropping it
>remember atlas pose and try to ease it down from one knee
>slowly get table off of my shoulder, but it drops on one side and the corner cracks
>cheap piece of shit, but it's homeless shelter so whatever
>look up at qt and she quickly looks away

mirin

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What is wrong with gooks

Those girls are japanese, you retard.

You made it brah

she literally gave you the mating signal m8

lost

Was she a mexican? If she was, she was probably a prostitute trying to prey on (relatively) rich tourists.

Zips, nips, dinks, gooks. Same thing

>you too

This happened today
Checking out a prescription for a girl with her mom
>Hey btw my mom thinks you're hot
>they both laugh and say no its my daughter who thinks that
Tell them they know where to find me and circled the customer review number
Got the highest which is 9 for some reason and the comment just said "muscles".

Employee of the month here I come.

>meet these 20/10 chicks
>one blonde one brunette
>we hit it off instantly we are laughing carrying on
>user we want to come over to your place!
>im sweating I invite them over

now I am converted to Mormonism sister love and sister orsong are fantastic people.

Degenerate fag. Kys

Nah, white girl. I stayed at a resort so it was mostly whites and Asians

Nice work.

Fuck off back to /pol/ closeted degeneracyfag

This is Veeky Forums

Which trips should I trust

>Work retail on register
>Person of lesser strength wants shit 60+lbs moved to their car.
>Nobody comes when carry out called.
>"It's okay, I'll do it"
>Not qualified to do that shit.

o shit

I am also a retailfag.

>Lady walks in, 24 years old (didn't k ow this yet)
>Wearing scrubs
>She is looking at socks which are right by my register
>She asks me where pepper spray is
>Walk her to it
>Recently had a huge snowstorm (for where I live) and so she was also looking for chemical hand warmers
>She is being way nicer than most customers
>Decide to go for it and compliment her makeup
>She giggles
>Card her for the pepper spray (we can't sell it to minors) even though I know she's not a minor
>Claim I thought she might be 17
>She giggles again
>She stays and talks to me for a while while I help other customers
>My autism made it not progress further

the god of chaos truly is random

My gains are my literal hell. I used to be scrawny and insecure. But now I'm decently build with insecurities.
>Geting gains
>friends are getting Dms from girls from highschool asking for my number
>girl who rejected me in highschool even asks
>Go on date and ask whats different now
> Responds with generic "Cause I always had a crush on you" bullshit
>happen after geting decent gains, geting accepted into masters program, and buying my first decent car
>girls are just seeing me succeeding in life and starting to leech off of it
now im going on a with a different girl from high school and it just sad. I imagine my college debut to be better. But people are letting themselves go and trying to get trophy gf/bf. I didnt sign up for this bullshit Veeky Forums I just want a warm and cozy gf who watches anime and leaves me alone from time to time.

>girls are just seeing me succeeding in life and starting to leech off of it
You absolute fucking retard, this is what women do.
Women are biologically programmed to be attracted to successful men. It ensures their offspring will be healthy and fit.
>I just want a warm and cozy gf who watches anime and leaves me alone from time to time.
These women are very rare, and they are fucked up in the head. The "nerdy animaymay xd" girls are clingy and needy.

lol

You'll make it though user, all you need to work on now is on dem social gains

Idk I want a girl is genuinely happy just for me and i make her happy as well. But just knowing someone would throw that away for money is just shitty. I just want someone who shares a similar personality and interest. But these hoes are setting up there own dates. And trying to set up house.

Back to the bucket, Crab9k

The only good women exist in our heads.

>auschwitz
>12.5% bodyfat

This is an insult to the 100-200 thousand jews that died in the holocaust

You forgot your card bro.

It's really insulting to those poor jews who died of typhus.

>being redpilled on Veeky Forums

Kek

>calls out projection while projecting himself
lmao

Same here friend. Just keep looking.

for people that work in food service, where is the line between being nice and mirin?

i get my coffee from the same place every morning, the girl there always knows what I want, sometimes charges me less, usually tries to make conversation about work or the weather. Really thinking about trying to get her number but I don't want to have to find another coffee place if I get rejected.

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This made me feel autistic

just ask "you just being friendly when I come in or would you like to get a drink sometime?"

literally never fails

>i've never tried it though

Actually holy shit...I did.

Wanna know how I know you're a virgin?

This hat the ran cat never said so. What happen sun up these.

How?

good job bro, you made me feel a lot less autistic.

wtf fag

top kek

don't shit where you eat

>chemical hand warmers
>compliment her on her makeup

Is this normal somewhere?

If you're as young as I can assume you are, you got time man.

Just think of it that you're at the spot where you can possibly choose your qt gf. You can still find her.

Well, technically you're right.

Portland?

Im a lanky dyel atm, and cashiers and shit will never interract that much with me as she does to you. Likely interested.

Do you know how to put off sexual aura/vibe? Hold eye contact and longer and just sort of smile with your eyes, talk slower when you do this, and based on her reaction you can see if shes into you or not

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>How are people so shallow?
If people weren't, we wouldn't have survived as a species.

How cute, the little sissy homo is getting mad

Too real bruh

Being friendly is part of the role with any service job - but she seems to be going out of her way to keep the conversation going with you so why not just ask for her number?

If yes, congrats. If no, then don't worry about it.

Same, got these whores ,7/10 girls at work who want to suck my dick, however im really not waiting for that shit.

>Mfw met anine girl who cosllays sometimes and is pretty thin the other day
>We hit it off pretty good, thinking about locking her down into gf mode

Tbh she seems mentally stable to me, so it doesnt look that bad

Even though this is fake, it hurt to read.

>I know

He's the customer retard

It applies just the same, if he enjoys the coffee shop he shouldn't make a move

>"I know"

nigga do you suck your own cock

last one
>be in a half work half class contract for 6 month
>we leave the class for coffee pause
>i'm the first to pass the door
>black chick that was sitted next to me quicly leave the class and get next to me
>grab my biceps and feel it
>"user you do sport?"

felt good

>Walking out of Wal-Mart with my grandpa
>Carrying 50 lbs of dog food over shoulder because he's blown out both his knees
>qt pi3.14 single mother walking in with her kids
>Smile at her as she's walking by
>She flushes, looks away and then looks back biting her lip

feels good considering i'm a former fat ass fat

Try to see if she is acting the same way with other customers.

Related story.
>Visit this coffeeshop with friend a lot
>One waitress is being way too friendly
>Sometimes sit down by our table and chat during empty hours
>Never see her act like this with other customers
>Figure she might be mirin one of us
>Go there alone one day
>"Isn't your friend with you today?"
>"Nope, just me"
>All trace of niceness suddenly disappear
I told my friend to ask for her number but he wasn't interested. We don't go there anymore.

>go to fast food place
>girl who just got off her shift looks me over, smiles and says hi
>lose my spaghetti
>turn around and walk out

im thinking of getting myself tested...

>she's just being nice

That's how I treat most of the female customers I get at the Cafe I work at. Sometimes I give them free coffee ect

>cares about who other guys have sex with
>spouts stupid /pol/ memes about degeneracy
>is actually the biggest loser faggot of all

pick all three

>black chick
>you do sport

Yup. The grammar checks out. She was black.

thx 4 keks

>donate blood on a regular basis
>one day one Milf (6/10) is mirin my veins/biceps
>since then she is alwys the one taking my blood, greets me by name, flirts with me, shows cleavage, thighs touching, eye contact, giggles
>not interested in fucking her

I keep catching my sister looking me up and down, she keeps commenting on my body but I think she's gone a bit to far now, anyone had trouble with simblings. I just feel awkward around her

Ask for handjob

>TFW homegym

Is she hot? Pls respond

>"I know"
I'm jealous

why did u screencap that you fucking autist

>been lifting for 5 months
>still babbygainz
>gave up junk food almost entirely
>even my hair looks better
>tfw no mires yet
W-we're all gonna make it right?

fucking kek