First Sperg moment

It finally happened Veeky Forums... I had my first sperg moment at the front desk of my gym.
>Working out with indian bro
>decide to take dabs before we head in
>LitAF
>the girl at the front has her back turned talking to another girl
>(He's my guest so he has to show his ID)
>It takes us awhile to get her attention
>guy at the front finally does
>she finally takes his ID and says
> I said he's handsome like 12 times (to the other girl)
>I'm high so I forgot that it was his ID not mine
>I say "Thats flattering"
>"not the best license photo"
> she says he's fine
>I realize she's talking about him
>"I thought you were talking about me"
>her response
>you're just ......
>I start to laught out loud and and walk into the gym
>I slowly realized how autistic I am 2nd set in.

Do you have any stories of sperging out infront of the receptionists? Or being under the influence at the gym?

Bump cuz I know you sperglords have

Posted from IPhone.

Jesus you're incomprehensible.

Mate I think you're just retarded

Is the green text that bad? If its hard to read its because I smoked before I wrote it.

The greentext and the sheer autism. I don't get what happened or why it happened.

Dubs op is still high

Don't make us potheads look worse mate

Dude stop smoking then, or atleast wait until all your shit is done for the day

Basically I thought she was complementing me the whole time, and then when I realized she wasn't I made public notice about it, obnoxiously laughed and quickly walked away.
Ding ding ding

All stoners are equally degenerate

Just go to bed, god damn...

No u

Lmao I have no idea what the fuck that says

low quality bait

OP just rewrite it and redeem yourself you faggot

>smoking weed before lifting
>smoking weed

kys degenerate

...

>666
Even Satan can't put up with your dumb ass

Checked

Also op you not spermicide you high

>dabbing in parking lot
>walk into gym
>receptionist had moist clit for friend
>she keeps saying how handsome he is
>think she is talking about me because I gave her my ID
>(I'm high and I forget its actually his)
>I say its a bad photo
>she says its a good photo of him
>i say Oh I thought you were talking about me
>she just says "you're just...." and pauses
>I start to laugh and walk away

everytime I enter the gym

>jump on treadmill to warm up
>scan the premises to see if there are people I know from school or other places or if the coast is clear
>RED ALERT person located
>avoid eye contact at this time, but sneak in glances to see how much they're lifting
>proceed to do workout while keeping track of where they are
>oh shit, by the fate of Zeus are paths cross. he's doing DB press in the freeweight section and I've got a set of curls
>maybe I should skip this exercise or return to it later
>NO you must you got this brah, you can do it
>okay here we go. try to make initial eye contact so I can acknowledge them with a nod and get this over with
>fuck, they're concentrating on something else
>maybe I should say hey
>shit earphones, that won't work
>okay just do your workout
>ok it's been like 10 minutes now and we've been within 5 feet of each other the whole time and haven't yet acknowledged each others presence this is getting weird
>well now I can't say anything it's been too long
>in between sets.. must not look at them
>finally before I'm just about to leave the area and continue onto my next exercise
>"hey user what are you working on today"
>"s-squats- I mean legs- I mean everything- um y-you too"

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You're like the "retard who doesn't get anything done" kind of autistic. I don't think you should kill yourself but you should definitely chip your balls off