Cheating /frauds/ generally

How's gf2017 going?

Da fuq Cap? Who breeded up your chick?

Should I bash their face in for ya m8?

>Da fuq Cap? Who breeded up your chick?
Believe it or not it was some Jake Gyllenhaal tatted up FAGGOT ASS BITCH that did it breh...
It's cool though...
It's the current year...
I will love my wife's son like he was mine...

Bimbo san...
whatsapparu

Ah... This is wife material...

... I'm so confused. Is this alpha or beta?

>Ah... This is wife material...
Breh...
>... I'm so confused. Is this alpha or beta?
It's a joke about ESTP becoming pregnant.

You guize wanna see the new labels?..
It's kinda dead it seems like...

Ah shit I meant to post another Audrey pic.
My bust yo

>Halotestin doesn't have a crazy rep for nothing
I'd say that's because it's rarely sourced legit and many accounts of its effects were actually from other compounds, i.e. mtren.

I just started my first cycle yesterday and I have a question. I was cutting before I started and wanted to get the last small fat stores on my stomach (I can see visible abs) lost, but started anyway and was wondering when I'm bulking for my cycle will the muscles I work and grow fill out my waist/stomach area.

You know what, I'm just stumped.

I don't know what I want, if I want. Sometimes the anticipation excites me, sometimes I'm just so fucking bitter about even coming to this point. I don't see a way clear from here, online tips suck and nobody in person gives a shit about me.

So, thanks for asking, but I'd say it's going as shit as ever.

I'm wanting to use Tren on my next blast, and I have Tren E at the moment. Currently only used Test E for B&C since May, but figured I'd switch it up. Would 125mg Test E e3d and 200mg Tren E e3d be a good dosage? planning on a regular 16 week blast, but I'm not sure if I should be blasting the Tren for the 16 weeks or less. Do I need caber for it as well? Wasn't too sure.

Also, is ED a common side effect on Tren? I've heard some people say they can't get it up, and others say that they want to fuck everything when they're on it.

M8, I'll smack any1 in da gob if they don't think this is wife material

I mean, look at her...

Waking up to this...

Yeah... Enough said

Get someone you don't care about to use it, watch them either leave humanity behind or slowly wither away for your amusement.

Just testing cause I only lurk fraud and don't associate with the rest of threads but I'm curious what it was

lol

Well I'm dumb. Not that I needed any confirmation kek

shush

anyone have any experience with andractim? heard it gives you dick gains and makes you more masculine, only problem is it's expensive af

Essentially testogel but with loads of dht. I never used it, my stepbrother did and was underwhelmed but did have results, just not the ones he was promised. 5/10 effect is there but not worth the money if you don't know w2c ridiculously discounted.

>current year get
nice
Sorry for bringing that stupid meme up. If you can get some more job experience and unfuck your resume this year it would be a huge step forward.

>started running tren/test
>never had any added aggression on previous blasts
>sweating usual buckets
>crazy aggressive - mostly when fucking the gf especially when she's being a tease
>just fucked her so hard for two hours that she passed out twice and has a bleeding shoulder and thigh from where I bit her
>screaming the whole time - made me fuck harder and choke her to not wake the neighbors
>even smacked her face a few times and spit in her mouth
>she fucking loves it but I was a fucking demon from hell with how much heat I was putting off

Idk what it is but I just want to ruin her body.
Anyone else? Tren sex rage?

can confirm. i'm usually kinda well behaved even on absurd levels of tren but in the sack it's just full hentai rape monster

not that i mind, but it's a bit worrying lmao

Infection? I used a alcahol swab hit a vein and injected the glute instead, was a pain

>I just started my first cycle yesterday and I have a question

oh boy

>but started anyway
heh

reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/4u7mwg/aftermath_of_16_week_tren_cycle/

There is nothing illegal about centrefire ammunition. With a recreation gun license you can own up to .50BMG.

You cannot however own semi-automatic firearms for some reason. You can't even own pump action shotguns.

>So you're another one of these guys that got hyped by the stuff we write about tren and thought it would be a good idea to run it for your first cycle. You hoped to magically lose fat while making huge gains and all you got was some insomnia and bloat. Then you took ridiculous dosages of T3 and didn't lose fat (again). But you didn't consider taking caber or an AI (or stop eating like a pig) to battle the bloat/sides and didn't know if you'd need an AI for that test dosage

KEK

The whole thread is a delightful read. I'm still torn between his gear and t3 just being bunk, or him being one of the typical reddit roiders who juice at 25% and expect cinderella bibbidi babbidi boo levels of effects.

>There is nothing illegal about centrefire ammunition. With a recreation gun license you can own up to .50BMG.
>You cannot however own semi-automatic firearms for some reason. You can't even own pump action shotguns.

What's even the point? "Fuck off we're full" and you can't even defend yourself.
t.amerifat

Not sure you'll believe me since you linked that, but I am not fat. I'm a runner that does weightlifting 6-7 days a week and has lost significant amounts of weight in the last year. My stomach is just the last area I had to squeeze the last bits of bodyfat from.

Also just doing Test E

Hey, I fucking hate it but the media and government have the people so fucking brainwashed it's never going to change. I'm just hoping one day I can get a US citizenship.

>fast weight gain, especially right after the cycle (and I was already sort of bloated): 5 kgs in 10 days. I think it's partially water retention because I doubt you can synthesize so much fat so fast. Also the fat is much squishier. My gut sometimes changes shape: in the evening it may get bigger and the next morning be much thinner. I think these are water fluctuations.

>My gut sometimes changes shape

>inb4 male pregnancy

Read through his post history, he's essentially the poster child of how one should not do anything. He managed to lose 2lbs on 400 DNP knowamsayin.

and he eats 1200 calories a day and does one hour of cardio but "hasn't had luck with conventional dieting" lol

>Thanks for your input!

>I have had very poor experiences with "normal" diets before, like no results after 6-8 weeks. And DNP + 1200 did work pretty fine, 1kg or so of fat loss every 5 days.

My father has severe type 1 diabetes and is more of a sick cunt than him in comparison.

Alex is calling people that look like this dyels, 25% bodyfatters, etc in another thread

Yo can we have masT meet this dude irl and curbstomp his 150lbs twig tier ass so he stops spouting broscience and roider advice to natties on this board.

yo this dude is calling others dyel? LOL

Who, dude in the pic? If you're not a fat strongman roider he could snatch your bodyweight.

If Alex is calling others dyel? Than yes, he's doing that again.

for natty that is actually pretty fucking good?

pls link thread

>first thought people advising fatties to bulk further were being genuine
>catched up (fiiiiinally) that it is a meme
>misunderstands the point of satire and goes around telling EVERYBODY and their mom to bulk hard as fuck for lulz
>throw in some broscience and advice he got from /fraud/sters
>shake well, serve over ice

autism should be renamed to alexism.

this i need to see this thread lmao.
why does alex think everyone is 30% body fat if they're not 8%?

also, i'm on TRT atm but as soon as my doc decreases my dosage cause i know he will since i just started and i doubt he will let me stay at 1000-1200 i plan on pinning 50mg between blood tests. My question is around how many weeks should my last pin be before my test so my levels don't show up super high and im back at his shitty 800-900 test dosage. 4 weeks?

he went from lardass to dyel anorexic, and faps himself to sleep dreaming to look like known juicebeasts every night

what do you honestly expect he will advise people to do

this I believe?

>Not sure where the strength to hypertrophy formula fit has accepted for over a decade is suddenly "bad" because you think you know better as a dyel.

where's the lie

fuck if i know. Didn't read anything of it, just linked the thread

Please please please read that relevant part of the thread (the alex post he quotes and the two replies of each one afterwards) if you have time and can be arsed. I usually don't partake in autism shaming in other threads but this has me laughing like an idiot.

I hate the drama in these threads, or on Veeky Forums in general to an extent because I am here to discuss routines, nutrition, roids, and shitpost memes. But I really loved another user's post in that thread who said

>>A non roidfags dyel calling out non-roidfag because they don't lift for aesthetics, especially Oly lifters
>>A non roidfag dyel with body dysmorphia and severe mental issues that force him to chew play dough daily is calling out anyone when he'd get curbstomped to the next planet by someone on basic SS for half a year.
>Just really makes my brain fire.

That is essentially what sums this whole situation up. Alex is legit becoming a meme in himself.

ugh I shouldn't have read that

it's not even funny anymore, it just pisses me off

I don't know where he got this retarded idea that if you bulk above 20% suddenly you're all fat and there's no muscle underneath

I just know he's going to do some retarded shit like cut to 8%, bulk to 12%, cut back down to 8% and repeat forever, never seeing any gains

he actually said he wants to alternate +250 and -250 every month for the rest of his life. eternal recomp bby

Bigger than me =/= Not Dyel.

Anyways it's obvious that's it's you, so chill.

>pretty good for natty

If I look like that in two years, I'll be back ITT asking for cycle advice and start pinning, SRS.

Fucking everything on the internet says with good training after two years you make MOST of your natty gains, so why the fuck should I look like that after TWO YEARS if I put in effort? no way.

yeah exactly my point, people look bigger than I do (literal holocaust fucking skeleton that just started) and get an ego

insane

I informed him he was dyel too and his autistic response was 'bigger than you'

lamo

There are fucking 50 year old plumbers that come into the gym one a week and do curls for 10 misn then leave with more size than me where does this ego come from

As a mostly oly lifter myself, I am questioning why the other guy even took the bait (is it really bait if the baiter is genuine? Metaphysical levels of shitposting at work here). We even ridicule some of our guys for caring too much about aesthetics when not trying to bang chicks in offseason.

>We even ridicule some of our guys for caring too much about aesthetics when not trying to bang chicks in offseason.

Why does it always boil down to that for you guys, banging chicks? You can do it at 55% bodyfat.

It's about gaining excess levels of body fat meaning you need to spend longer cutting or cut at more severe deficit. This impairs your fucking training.

>bang chicks
>chicks
>chicks

God this board lamo

>he actually said he wants to train properly as a natty

THE MADMAN

Eh, it's entertaining. Beats watching a chimp playing with his poop at the zoo because I don't have to leave the house in this weather kek

Hey guys do you know if i can use albuterol and ephidrine at the same time for some insane cutting?

If not would cycling between using each one be ideal:
week 1- Albuterol 16mg ED
Week 2- Albuterol 20mg ED
Week 3/4- Ephidrine 90mg, Caffine 600mg Aspirin 100mg ED
Then repeat, Ephidrine doesn't need cycling but Albuterol does and caffine does for its fat burning, although Ephidrine's hunger suppressant probably decreases unless cycled, other than that Ephidrine has other side effects.

What do you faggots think?

>>I hate the drama in these threads

>wake up
>seems like a good day
>fat bitch mother who cannot die soon enough wakes up
>starts shit with the dog when he was just being good all day
>starts whipping it to get it in the cage
>its not enough she has to come upstairs and start shit with me
>somehow this turns into a guilt trip of oh she does everything blah blah
>disappointed that it didnt work she goes back down and starts screaming at the dog in its cage again how much of an "ugly piece of shit" it is when its father is a contest winning dog

i notice the ugly thing is her choice insult, probably because she is a fat ugly bitch herself and never stopped hearing about it throughout her shitty life

wtf is =/=

lol dude for natty that is good for two years

wat do u expect to look like in two years?

you accuse him of being a let me quote "25% bf poptart nutrition dyel" when he's clearly a sick cunt who could cnj glands' obese mother for reps and just pays less attention to aesthetics because of his sport and differing goals

why do i even reply to you i reaaaally really need to stop doing that

=/=
Does not equal.
Also written as:
!=

Stop replying to me immediately. I do not want to associate with you in any way or form.

Thanks for providing additional drama nobody cares about. Get a tumblr you abomination.

You don't fucking understand, if I did a pure bodybuilding routine and cared bout my bf% if look *natty* masT tier. That's not my goal and it has never been.

You're guaranteed going to look worse than me after two years with your shitty brosplits and 0 strength, meanwhile I could cut for 3 months and be 10% bf 195lbs lean body mass at 6'1 and still pull way higher numbers than you.

I'm FAR bigger than you, size wise, lifts wise, and owg wise, grow the fuck up man.

Alex is not baiting, he's deluded and far gone and also a pedophile.

>and also a pedophile.
what did i miss in our beginner level bodybuilding thread?

That's what I meant. Reminds me of some people on /pol/. Posting their honest to god opinion is always seen as cheap bait because nobody can be that delusional.

>lol dude for natty that is good for two years

I dunno we shall see in two years I guess.

Hopefully better than that. Doesn't seem unreasonable seeing as how he did SS, Sheiko, ate random ammounts of pop tarts and shit, didn't train for hypertrophy at all.

On a serious note, he's an oly lifter, so getting fat (15% bodyfat, can't see my abs lolol) and pop tart nutrition and whatever, who cares?

I just don't think he should look like that and be offering advice about looking asthetic left and right, but whatever, he posted his "physique" so the guy knows who and what is offering advvice to him.

bait

>sick cunt

stop samefagging

>stop samefagging
stop posting

no really, please stop

I bang 18,17 year olds making me a pedo apparently

who knew

>if I did a pure bodybuilding routine and cared bout my bf% if look *natty* masT tier.

Ah yes, I am the delusional one.

>99% of people telling you you're delusional and wrong
>doesnt bother to question his mental integrity.
>nahhh im fine you all are the ones that are crazy!
cognitve dissonance everyone

attention is hell of a drug m8

Hahaha you live at home. Mate, go suck ya mums titties. Such a faggot whinging about your mum who pays for you little faggot arse to live under her roof.

>2017
>not living in your mom's basement

????

I will be 50 years old and living here god willing

Everyone is dyel. Even I am dyel. We're all one big dyel community.

Alex made good progress, he went from fat to twig. He got the right mindset, he gotta use the same mindset to get some gains and then we ell genne meke it, we meke it.

COME ONE MAN, i thought this board was all about positivity and motivating people.

I do it all the time, i only set unrealistic goals for you guiyz whenever i post my pictures, but what the hell. You're so delusional anyway, so won't get a grasp of that either

I am all about making you better, my love, my life, myself

>>he actually said he wants to train properly as a natty
fucking mongoloid lmao

enjoy zero gains because you think bulking means all your muscle suddenly transforms into fat

im 19 and my family is rich but psychotic not my fault u have to work minimum wage to share a studio apartment with 2 crack heads

>He thinks mast is an olympic tier genetic freak
The dudes been lifting for nearly a decade, duals up on steroids as a blast, only does modified shitty BB routines, never posts high res pics or non super shitty pictures to prove he's as big as he claims. He also posts fake meme natty pics that dipshits like you believe was him actually natty.

You might look comparable to me maybe 1 year ago when I was a bit leaner if you do a non meme routine for a year.

I did 2 months of SS, 5 months of ppl, and since then have been running smolov to get my squat up due to injury.

Also Oly lifters need to be in their weight class, that's 100kg or so for my height, bodyfat matters, just not sure much more when you're training.

A strongman dude or high level Oly dude has just as much knowledge for a nooby like you than some roider like mast. It's not hard to tell you to do 10-12 rep sets with slow contraction for bodybuilding dumbass, shit I don't do for a single second.

>He thinks the natty mast pics are actually natty and not on 500mg ew tier shit.
Can't believe how many people mast trolled, he's literally a troll amongst gods.
Mast looks good but he's not near Olympia level and even though he roids my big3 (or near the same level) and especially my Oly lifts are above his despite me dot being on gear.
I like you mast, but you're not a true genetic freak like pro athletes, not even close. If you ever near Wisconsin I'll take you on for an olympic brodown.

Is that you on 500mg test and low dose mast? mirin

>tfw staff christmas party in 30 hours
>first meal of the day was 300cals chicken breast, 300 cals of sweet potatos and peas and 500 cals of pasta and was chowing down 1 scoop of casein for the heck of it

Guess I'll just have to make do with over a liter of cashew milk and 4 scoops for the next 20 hours, then just fast afterwards.

HAHAHA HE MAD AF!! Because he got shit-tier genetics

So if i am not a genetic freak, what does it make you then? Compared to you I am a GENETIC GOD. It's not even funny. Just looking at a dumbell made me 1000x bigger and better looking than you. That's what all matter in life, being better.

And also the fact you don't believe my natty pictures, tells me that you know shit about genetics. But what do you exactly know about genetics... other than you were fucked in the genetic pool? KEK

>butt he liess about his natty pics
>HE MUST LIFT FOR A DECADE IT CANT BE TRUE
I know right, even i can't believe it myself sometimes when i look at myself in the mirror. Why is god so cruel, and made me this way. I just want to be mediocre for once so i can talk on your level

No i am not hgh, tren, slin year round and training for 20 years now. I am happy with the results

>Christmas party
are you from the past

work christmas party got moved from 1 week before christmas to past january since the city was booked to hell, even the shitty joints.

How come every good looking guy in CBT says the same thing, "Bulk slow and steady, cut slow and steady"

How come mast, Lotus, NatT, balcony, Borrica, all give the same exact advice word for word?

How come they are lean year round and always look good?

It's almost like not getting fucking obese and pre diabetic is common fucking sense?

>bulk +1500 surplus

Hurr durr let me just go head and put on 10 lbs of fat in a month and have to perma cut forever and make no gains because I'm cutting either at -2000 or fucking cutting forver.

Very fucking smart.

You:

>looking for an excuse to get fat
>convince yourself this is optimal training
>despite all the evidence otherwise

I'll keep being a meme and post back in two years and we'll see.

If anything I want to fucking anwser some questions with my training here.

1. Can you make good gains on a meme brosplit 4x12 roidaroo training as a natty

2. can you make good gains staying single digit bf % year round

3. do you need a strength base yo make hypertrophy gains

I intend to answer those questions, the reason I am so autistic about diet and everything else is to ensure there is no other variable, if I don't get big in two years of this, then it doesn't work, flat out.

Also do you think masT fucking cares how much he lifts? Whatever I don't wanna bicker with you

> conservative
> knows women are inferior
> thus, gives women a pass on most transgressions

> liberal
> claims women are equal
> gets angry when women don't want

> national socialist
> basically a politically incorrect alcoholic all the time
> 10 fights with girlfriend everyday w/ no fucks given
> she cums everytime and begs for the dick

Just saying, niggers.

please save us

I'll take your batshit craziness over alex's unadulterated autismo

>> national socialist
>> basically a politically incorrect alcoholic all the time
>> 10 fights with girlfriend everyday w/ no fucks given
>> she cums everytime and begs for the dick

ahhhh this sounds like my boyfriend