How autistic are you at the gym?

>imagine myself in some epic futuristic sci-fi battle to hype myself up

Possibly the funniest thing I've read in my entire life. Imagine if you could read minds in the gym and you looked at this dude. It really makes you think.

>listen to Sabaton
>all my lifts are fueled by an angst of not getting to participate in any of history's great battles

>>have stone face the whole time
>>talk to no one
I scored 2/5, not even barely autistic

here u go

youtu.be/wbsd_lfRPnM
youtu.be/ii7dzCwmc6c
youtu.be/iFwY1AlWeiM

WE
THE NORTHEEEERN BROTHAAAAAS

I accidentally yelled "griffith" while listening to the gatsu theme from berserk because I got so hyped

I want to kill myself from the thought

>>imagine myself in some epic futuristic sci-fi battle to hype myself up

Fucking escapism, man. I'm too deep into that shit, 24/7.

my autistic brother does that with disney movies.

I pretend I'm Rich Piana and listen to the Rich Piana natty theme.

I've started talking like rich piana too.

Pretty much lifting and watching Rich Piana videos is my life right now.

Y-you too

>listen to anime trance remixes
>have stone face the whole time
>talk to no one

holy fuck
how did you know??

This is my cardio jam: youtube.com/watch?v=Oy1Ui27195Q

>smile and laugh after failling my PR strength sets
>swear a lot while struggling
>shake my head if i fail my sets
>talk to no one

pretty sure everyone thinks i'm a weirdo

no fucks given though, i want to have a home gym so i can blast doom metal really loud and play air guitar and headbang between sets

I love Anita Sarkeesian so much.
I don't give a shit about her ideology, I just want to princess carry her and whisper in her empowered ear how much I love her. Then we'd kiss and make love, and I would spurt my semen inside her matriarchal pussy, impregnating her, while swearing eternal love to her.

>7 years
Is this how long you need to lift to cure autism?
I think it needs to be a meme desu
normies
reeeeeee
TY
Kek
4 SCOOPS!
I'll try to listen to this later, it's gone on my tism playlist.
>everyone thinks i'm a weirdo
I've been going to the same gym for over a year now (uni gym, mature as in older student). I used to worry about my public tism but I stopped caring at this point
Don't we all senpai, Anita a QT.
Would hold onto thicc hips and pound like I was creating the next in my lineage.
Thanks for the replies so far sick kents, I'm off to do that OHP, got distracted with vidya.

Do you make the faces? I do. Sometimes when I do shoulders I go shoop ahh!

Too autismal to talk to anyone because I don't like small talk.

Oh I've only been on Veeky Forums for 3 years that was when the autist was leaving my system, I started as a /b/tard. I'm 23 now so I'd say most of the normieness just comes with age

idk why but I would rail the shit out of Anita

Probably do
>TFw 27
>TFw will still stay up nights to avoid my housemates in the next day
Also I thibk we would All an Anit don't know why tho

pretty sure I'm high up on the autism scale but it does get me pumped.

[spoiler] if anyone has suggestions tho [/spoiler]

Holy shit, that's me...Pretty much everything you wrote.

you must be 18+ to post on Veeky Forums.

whats so bad about interacting with your housemates?

>7 years
>Is this how long you need to lift to cure autism?
No. I've been here since 2k8 and I'm still an autist.

I'm pretty normie in the gym desu

I've made some friends since I started going a couple years ago and am good at making conversation/working with other people when it's crowded.

I listen to weird music though. Some stuff I'd be kind of embarrassed if other people were to hear it (pic related.) Sometimes I'll listen to chiptune stuff and pretend I'm leveling up when i lift.

I also have caught myself trying a little too hard to find a reason to interact with my former gym crush but I'm over it now.

>ignores everyone
>brings coffee mug to the gym
>socks or squat shoes for everything
>sings to myself under my breath
>jerks off and cries in the bathroom

It's not bad but I feel bad

>go to gym every morning 6:30ish before work
>be a degenerate furfag
>only do lat pull downs low rows and various chest exercises
>talks to obese friend on phone during his morning commute to work and try to hype him up to lose weight
>also talk about furpiles and deporting muslims within ear shot of normies

God Bless the USA

>FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

Thinking about the battles actually gets me hyped as fuck to lift, I imagine myself as a warrior getting pumped before the battle. I love it.

>don't talk to anyone
>music loud as fuck, pretty sure everyone can hear it
>pretty sure I breathe really loud but I can't hear
>look like I'm constipated trying to shit mid set
>whisper "fuck yeah" to myself every time I finish a set of everything
>tell myself I'm training for WW3 to get me hyped

don't think I'm too bad

>say hi and be friendly to girl at reception one moment
>flat out ignore her at other times

She now has this confused as fuck look on her face as if shes trying to figure out why im super friendly but then ice cold, i cant help it though, i get anxious, she always likes a stop and chat but i guessed i fucked up

I look at myself in the mirror a lot and flex.

Is that autistic or normal

>walk into my gym, ymca
>feel the shame i always do for having to work out in such shit conditions.
>ignore the faggot who always asks how my day is so far
>fuck this bandanna wearing fuck
>put my glasses on the towel rack and hope the fat bitch doesn't take them up to the front desk and i have to talk to the bandanna wearing fuck
>put beats on and listen to classic rock or anime intros
>try no to make eye contact with the fuckers wasting space in between the cables
>nod to that one Asian dude that is always squatting or dead lifting his max, this guy is alright
>get overly angry that there is always chalk on the incline bench press, who the fuck maxes out on the incline bench press?
>drink water in between sets
>leave gym
>forget my jacket 9/10 of the time
>walk back in and hear that bandanna fucker tell me to have a good day
>drink protein shake
>sleep

>He thinks grunting isn't good

Has Home Improvement taught you nothing?!

There's no such thing as autism at the gym.
Not going is autistic

Whatever helps you make it

Then a hot girl would know I was starring at her ass, wink at me, and eventually after my workout she'd slip me her number and invite me to her place where she tells me she's a qt virgin and wants my dick to be the first one inside her. I turn her down cuz pre marital sex is degenerate. We date for a while and I pop the question. She says yes and we have beautiful white children. My peers follow suit and by the year 2025, the white birth rate is at an all time high.

In reality, if people could read my thoughts—I'd be gunned down by some nigger

>always mumbling to myself
>no music
>shake my head and say "god fucking dammit" if I fail a set
>slap my hands together in front of me if I'm about to start a set
>if I find a set to be pretty easy I say "lightweight baby"
>make noise while deadlifting even though it's dyel weights
>if my back starts to hurt I start mumbling about snap city
>used to browse Veeky Forums while warming up on bike
>miring other guys even though I'm straight
>never talk or make eye contact with anyone

>staring into space while enjoying music
>not yapping with people and wasting time

why are these autismo? i do this everytime and i wont stop

Avenged Sevenfold

Ye

have a great day, mate

This, pre-marital sex is a meme trying to make the pure feel bad.

I do literally all of these but the last one.

>read books during sets
>moved gyms because a grill at my old gym kept talking to me

that's about it really.

>tism
What's that?

This is me to a fucking T, we could be the best of friends OP.

I lift weights in front of my computer while I run a presentation with pictures of naked women as a motivation to get fit and be able to get some pussy.

Works really well, I can do almost double of what I can do without it.

>do my thing
>try to not stare creepily at any decently looking female
>internally judge squat/deadlift form of everyone
mostly i just focus on my own workouts or chatting with some regulars in between sets

>talk to no one
>stone face the whole time
What the fuck do you expect? If you're going around the gym with some preppy face talking to everyone THEN you're autistic

>talking to everyone
>mfw so autistic the guy who asks to work in finishes his 2 sets between mine at record speed
Feels gud honestly.

>listen to german nazi music that samples Hitler's speeches
>get insanely hyped up for lifts, spend breaks walking around restlessly
>grunt when it gets hard
>start laughing in the end of a set like a psycho
>hit on girls in the uni gym. bang some.
>see a man squatting 50. Ask if I can work in and OHP it without difficulty. Uni gym, knew the weakling by face.
>see an acquaintance doing jackshit like triceps and biceps isolations, no compounds ever. smile while thinking he's never gonna make it.

she's cute in that gif but every other pic of her is repulsive

>listen to Eminem

wow, you must be one of those crazy guys.

replying to every post in the thread

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>All that Remains

I am guilty of this, as well as Killswitch Engage.

C O L U M B I N E 2. 0
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>Listen to Fat-Acceptance SJW podcasts while I work out so I get really really angry

CUH YOOT

I avoid eye contact with qt3.14s at the gym. Also any other form of contact. Even the ones that try to talk to me. Bro'ey dudes, too. People who are too extroverted or in my face with too much energy.

>leave me alone

AEUGH??!

I listen to these guys while lifting
m.youtube.com/watch?v=96z1JAvRKQo

I burnt out on hardstyle and now the bass doesn't really do it for me but fuck the sousaphone gets me going

Link music?

>get a sip of water after every rep and hope nobody takes my spot even though I leave my phone and keys there
>Listen to old rap, WWE intros and some anime dubstep intros
>grunt during strenuous reps and laugh if I fail a rep
>get pissed because my right leg gets more pumped than my left leg and my left upper body gets more pumped than my right
>stare at some nice girl butts and the ginger milf

I haven't gone to an actual gym yet. I just use my apartment's gym even if it's just a few shitty machines.

There's an actual gym across the street that I should go to.

Correct answer

I actually worsened my social skills slightly at the gym. I'm not a complete robot, definitely a failed normie, and I can be normal with a little effort.

However, as I got stronger, I had to deal more and more with unwanted attention and questions while I lifted. (my numbers are only okay by intermediate standards, 545 deadlift best lift, but Anytime Fitness standards are low)

I began wearing headphones and got in the habit of avoiding eye contact and looking down. Since I'm a natural introvert, I now find myself doing that sort of thing again in other settings.

I'm no sperg, but I'm on the goddamned spectrum for sure.

i listen to eurobeat

youtube.com/watch?v=4v2hj0mDd7E

...

>drink water
What a freak

Muh niggah our music taste is bretty similar

At home:
listen to metal, progressive, jazz and punk
serious kill everything face
no talking since I'm alone
hyped by music & serious levels of stims
grunt, growl, roar, scream

At nice nieghborhhod gym:
listen to TED talks
relaxed & happy face
always getting asked for spots on DB bench, give non-raging normie encouragement
no hype since this is pump day & the weights are easy
breathe steady and zenlike as I go through my supersets & cardio

actual lifting gym
no headphones, and place has no music on
serious but not murder face
say hi to others, but no one carries a conversation beyond that
some hype, but that's what workins & spots are for
grunt some, but not like a gorilla death metal vocalist

I forgot I had written this

the akuma afterglow - soilwork

>bullet for my valentine
>infant annihilator
>soilwork
>all that remains

I listen to anime openings and endings during cardio. I use to listen to Dan LeBatard show podcasts, but it was making me lazy.

i just listen to what's on the radio (it's a rock station)

Really a fat fuck Cuban demotivated you!? How surprised I am. Lol jk I love that guy. His 30 min show with his dad on ESPN may be my favorite of that format.

>xfit gym
>open gym is bae
>everyone knows everyone
>any chance i get i use headphones
>i just wave or passively say hi
>avoid eye contact amap
>some times make the mistake to check to see if somone mires my proper handstand form
>gym owner is a rageing cuck who makes passive aggressive comments at me
>find comfort in the fact that they know nothing about proper training

It's really hard to run sprints when Greg Cote is ruining the show. I'm a long time listener of the radio show.

I get the show.

I don't get anything else.

>lift without shoes in long socks, a t-shirt, some cheap ass shorts and carry a water bottle everywhere with everything else in the locker
>sit down on the floor right next to the weights to stare at myself in the mirror autistically between sets
>mumble to myself about shitty form if I fuck something up mid-lift and maybe grunt a little bit on the last set
>check out competent looking people's lifts and forms subtly (at least I think so)trying avoid the cardio bunny ass most of the time
I wouldn't call this autistic if anybody else I see at the gym did any of this, but it's always fancy compression suits and working out shoes, gym bags everywhere, phones in hand for the women and staring at the cardio bunny's asses without shame for the pajeets and DYEL teens between sets.
>you'll never find the comfy private basement gym filled with the real lifters of the town

LIGHT-NING STE-RIKES IN THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

Same but with race war and deporting nonwhites

>Anime and Vidya playlist.
>No gym buddy.
>Laugh by myself like a retard when I remember a dank meme.
>Always try to put my hands on the bar perfectly, I sometimes take like a minute doing this.
>When someone asks if I'm done/using x, always drop spaghetti and mumble like an autist.

A gym buddy would be nice but I'm way too weeb and autistic for one.

im usually the fattest dude at the gym, gyno included

never feel autist tho.

>listen to jojo ops and eds
>listen to eurobeat while lifting to hype myself up
GAS GAS GAS
IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
TONIIIIIGHT ILL FLYYYY
AND BE YOUR LOVER
YEAH YEAH YEAH

>>talk to any qt who makes eye contact with me

No, you don't.

Are you me?

I can only try ti give a good first impression to a qt, but I will flat out ignore her like you the rest of times.

same

>notice how skinny I am in comparison to the bro's
>feel sad

Eh... Dangan ronmpa, dragon ball, jojo tanks. Music includes anime themes, kpop, nightcore, rap, house music. Other than the handful of people I know from outside the gym who I see once in a blue moon I talk to no one.

At least I'm decently competent I think. 4 plate deadlift max, 3 plate squat for 3, 2 plate bench for reps. Plus calisthenics are advancing nicely, can do dragon flags for reps, flags, levers and planches progressing nicely.

Typical gym day:

>completely alone
>never ask for a spot even
>have my phone out, but only use it to time my rests between sets
>"enjoy your workout" "y...you too" (literally every other time with the front desk lady, even when I know for a fact it's coming I'm just retarded)
>trips to drinking fountain after every set because i don't know what to do with myself