>been reading about ass eating for quite some time >be eating my pussy out earlier >decide to lick her asshole and draw a line with my tongue from her asshole to her clit >she moans >mfw >I circle my tongue >she moans even more >surprised by the taste as I thought it would taste and smell like literal shit >I keep doing back and forth from the ass to the clit
am i doing this right bros? is there more technique to this? I read about sucking on it too but I dont want to suck on it then feel small feces getting sucked along with it.
thanks bros
Wyatt Gonzalez
I swear to god anal play is such a hit or miss 50% act, most girls would moan for it, others would literally lose their mood.
>be 15 >had an older goth chick (bout 21-22) who was into anal play >still a virgin >go to her house >makeout and fonddle >she guides me what to do >she pulls out anal bead >didnt know what that was >was instructed to just keep putting it in >was told to put lube on it >didnt realize this means to put lube on the whole thing >mfw I only put lube on the first bead >she moans while I insert like 8-9 beads in >im still confused as to what this is supposed to do >she says "now pull it out" >being the kid me, I didnt know she meant slowly and sexually >mfw I pull it out like a lawn mower >bitch got on all fours on the floor shaking >feces and blood everywhere >she starts freaking and told me to get the fuck out of her house >i run on the neighborhood wearing boxers >i cried at home
Angel James
hahahahahaha holy fuck
Chase Jenkins
>pull it out like a lawn mower
Ayden Hernandez
lmao
Josiah Sanchez
fucking died
Justin Murphy
top hole, old bean
Jason King
TOP LEL
Alexander Smith
>sticking your tongue where literally dozens of dicks and gallons of cum has been
never read anything more beta in my life
Julian Ward
rolling
Lincoln Hughes
roll
Thomas Phillips
le roll
Joseph Butler
what the fuck
Grayson Anderson
Snakepenis, nice
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Rolling
Carter Cruz
damn
Tyler Miller
Kek
Elijah Walker
Rill
Jeremiah Brooks
I want Jew
Jaxon Baker
this has to be fake...i'm literately laughing my ass of
Blake Brooks
I spit rice and chicken across the table. Well done.
Blake Edwards
KEK E K
Mason Roberts
Absolutely fucking disgusting, "eating out" a woman is literally more gay than fucking other men in the ass
Ryan Jones
lol rolland
Caleb Brown
Sick fuck sexual deviant deserved it.
Joshua Moore
That how you give her an infection you retard. Either tongue one, and finger the other. Do not go back and forth.
Nolan White
Roll
Joshua Brown
>Get inside girl >Feels good >Annoyed that her upper half is there >She makes annoying noises >Don't want her around after I finish >Worry that her vagina got any of my semen >Never talk to her again after she tells me that she got her period
Jackson Powell
Might as well
Juan Flores
>2017 >not owning sex toys
Lincoln King
Don't go from asshole to vagina, you can spread bacteria and cause infection. Same reason women wipe front to back, the bacteria that grows near and in the anus will cause massive infection if it gets in the vagina.
Either do pussy licking or ass licking, don't risk doing both at the same time.
Nathaniel Harris
Ok this is worth a try I have a good body (gonna cut soon to improve for summer), a good face and i want to get laid before uni ends Ive had prior relationships but i have no idea where to find girls who want to fuck and arent taken already
So how does one begin?
Jason Campbell
period sex is best sex, dummy. especially oral.
can't be a real man till you get your red wings, bro
Matthew Martin
>period sex is best sex
it is before and while you are doing it, not so much post coitus, the smell, man, i cant take it
Christopher Hall
>>I keep doing back and forth from the ass to the clit usually I eat the pussy until shes satisfied with that and then move on to the ass. Going back and forth you risk a UTI a little bit. Generally you dont wanna go Ass->pussy with most things
id say at least 50% of girls if not more enjoy a little anal play. Eating ass is simple i think, especially if youve got anal beans or toys around or she's cool with you putting a finger in there. Like you said, circling your tounge, up and down (all throughout the crack, between the ass cheeks, very sensitive area), etc etc usually feel pretty good for the girl
As long as she's cleaning up back there it shouldnt taste bad. If it tastes bad you just stop, dont force yourself to eat a girls literal shit unless youre a total beta
Jaxon Foster
>40004482 rolly
Bentley Bailey
it doesnt
Christian Powell
dob geg
Tyler Phillips
tinder obviously
Aaron Green
pasta
Jack Martin
>put your mouth in her was, it's fine as long as she's not a slob user >dont lick her puss after though, the bacteria makes it dangerous what did he mean by this
Michael Young
im rolling brehs
Jaxson Carter
The old ripcord maneuver
Joseph Russell
k
Lincoln Gonzalez
Well that went bananas.
Jose Parker
shit is stored in your intestines, not anywhere near your asshole. unless your gf has terrible diet (low fibre) and-or doesn't know what the shower is, there should be not a spec of poo poo near her anus.
Owen Stewart
Rollin!
Ethan Russell
I'm normally Really well composed and was reading this during a presentation >I audibly laughed
Ryder Hall
rollan
Justin Ortiz
Raylin
Ryan Flores
...
Hunter Powell
roll
Nathaniel Anderson
Wiz
Joseph Brooks
fuck it
Eli Perry
I just spat tortilla soup all over my computer you cunt
Ryder Sanchez
rollilng
Luke Barnes
Rollllllll
Nolan Davis
Fuck you
Blake Kelly
yes sir
Oliver Hill
rollahn
Luis Ward
Rollun
Jonathan Gomez
Rollando
Isaac Carter
don't go ass to vag... gets infected
Henry Rogers
>lole
Joseph Clark
47
Gabriel Mitchell
i stopped scrolling after this. no higher kek can be achieved.
Mason Stewart
Roll
Kevin Clark
r0ll3n
Hudson Mitchell
Can I get a get
Samuel Anderson
Roll
Brody Price
roll
Logan Rivera
iol;k;lk
Hunter Cruz
meme
Levi Taylor
if she dies she dies
Noah Gonzalez
36 pls
Josiah Wright
Help me lads, I got a match on Tinder. What do I do? I felt it would be best to ask here instead of in QTDDTOT
You should also know im a dateless virgin.
Kek
Ryder Watson
ROLLIN FOR 69 IN A PINBALL THREAD
James Sanchez
Talk to girls, and dont be shy.
If you start up a conversation with a girl, ask for her number or snap as soon as she is chatting, and not fobbing you off.
This lets her know your intentions. She gives it to you, shes keen. Its yours to fuck up.
Girls want sex just as much as guys. But it takes a lot more effort for them to get something rewarding from it (good orgasm) so they unconsciously pick guys for random sex that tick the boxes for being a good lay.
Your clear you just want to fuck, ( without being too blunt) and thats a big box ticked.
You do this with every girl you come across and your bound to get something eventually.
Also throw your standards out the window. A girl that looks plain and frumpy can turn into a goddess when naked in bed, and great to chat to afterwards.
A girl with a bit of weight can end up being the best and most enthusiastic fuck ever.
You would be suprised how much your perception of how desirable a girl is changes once you start having good sex with them.
They will also be a lot less effort and less competition.
Chase Roberts
H
Henry Bailey
WIZARDOM AWAITS
Aaron Sullivan
Add me to the screen cap
Robert Fisher
Roll
Jonathan Campbell
rolling
Charles Green
gay homosex
Dominic Jackson
Rollin
Robert Moore
roll
William White
yolo
Jose Anderson
Top cuck
Jason Johnson
This is actually a good advice. Veeky Forums is not your board brah