First day of Starting Squire

>first day of Starting Squire
>meet friendly gympriest
>he tells me that drinking a gallon of mead a day is a meme and tells me to get a better routine

Why did you fool me like this, Veeky Forums? How will I ever reclaim Jerusalem?

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>2017
>Still going to Chapel Fitness

Never gonna make it

top kek, lads

>Go to do some preacher curls
>They're all giving a sermon
Sard!

I was actually reading a medieval trivia book and here's a couple exercises Knights supposedly did

>smacking a wooden pole with a weapon to get yourself used to swinging a sword or whatever
>chicken fighting, that pool game you play with a person on your shoulders, but only outside the water.

I've developed my traps pretty well with claymore swings, but my friend says I'd do better with longbow pulls.

Is this true, or just English lies?

NO LYE

Whats is most wondrous exrcises f'r strengthening mine own gripeth ?

Jerketh off your lords more, thou sodomite.

>traveling alchemist hits my town
>tells me all how eating clen, trening hard, anavar give up will make a viking of legend

should i? he's selling it for good prices

Perform the lifts of the dead and the carries of farmhands.

Captains of Crush, naive!

Do both

who /apothecary/ here

>the year of our lord 1217
>being a pagan
doth thou jest?

>faithlets curling at the altar

Is Divine Right natty?

Just asking for a friend, pic unrelated just some natty I know

Is worshiping the Lord natty?

Stop asking foolish questions, jester

>those feelings that stab DEEP in thine breast when thou hast no maiden to call thine own

does monastery mode work? im planning on swinging my sword and reading the bible til im Knightly then im gonna go smash wenches

i knowest thine heart sir.

Is it possible to turn plowshares into swords?

I want to cut after I'm done with this bulk grain

Yeah I have a Facebook account too.

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low! my gains

>mine brethren hath been vexed by the Starting Squire lore

What fiendish knave hath brought such a wicked curse upon this land? Is it unbeknownst to thine reader that in order to serve thy nation, thy God, and thy self, that the very self must undertake it so that each extremity of the upper, and that of the lower, and that of the torso be separated in the training regiment? And that, yey, even these extremities of the body must be brought into careful consideration for training?

What be ye, queer folk? If thou ever hopes to arrive at a suitable destination, ye would be best advised to undertake such a training regiment aforementioned.

How does thou achieve otter mode by the havest season

Excellent advisement mine bretheren. These knaves would do well to heed yee.

>one hundred score and seventeen
>thinking lazy spoiled nobleman gains are even comparable to those of hardworking peasants

you curs are never going to make it

would the chicken fighting so they would get use to fighting on a horse

because id find being on a human harder so i can understand why they would have trained that way

>not riding a tiger in to battle

never gonna make it

Have you heard the advice from Lord Richard of Piannecester?

>we shall consume at least fourty eggs a day, if we want to voluminous enough to hoist our enemies and KILL THEM with our bare hands

Are brothels wicked for thy gains?

Thine message has elicited from me a rowdy laugh not quite pertinent to this subject matter.

Nay, trust no wenches

>while I crusade the holy lands CHADWORTH feasts on BOAR and deflowers fair maidens

>new year of our Lord
>fresh serfs all over the church grounds
>hogging the plow
>can barely carry 2 bales

Thinking of moving to a private monastery

Where are these from?

youtu.be/Fa2irrYK09w

Here

>yond first sipeth of daybreak

Thanks m9

underrated kek

Crusade x F