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It's thirteen days into the new year! I still haven't fapped and feel pumped! Is anyone still with me?

g-guys?

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chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
anabolicmen.com/fats-and-testosterone/
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I bet he could sue the home owner for laying those signs out on his own property to protect his personal belongings.

Is this true, Americans?

Nah. We're not quite that cucked.

>his own property
This was the work of a black woman

Anyways NoFap is good. I'm 2 weeks in too and loving it. Done months before. Always feels great.

idk why that would be cucked, if a buy drove on to your lawn and smashed a priceless statue or some shit you could sue the hell out of him right? And property is property regardless of its value? Either way the guy got what he deserved. Bonus points if it prevented him driving to the polling station

this isnt europe user

OP here, my longest streak was 6 months early last year, I'm starting to get those juicy confidence and motivation gains returning so I am all set to do another streak!

I mean the guy whose tire got popped trying to sue would be cuckish.

>nofap

Enjoy your cancer.

you people are the nofap equivalent of fatties trying to discredit things that they are too weak to achieve.

Discussing masturbation with other men is gay.
Are you gay?

1,5 month. I'm going for a year. It's not hard anymore.

fapped twice today, 4 times all together in 2017

I intend to fap 3 more times in January.

>being this insecure about your sexuality
project more faggot

I have also noticed that it get a whole lot easier as time goes on, good to see other Veeky Forumsizens are going strong!
oddly specific, is there a reason why 3 is the magic number?

>'The reason quitting pmo gives you "superpowers" is because once your brain quits a certain dopamine addiction, more dopamine is stored in the homeostasis, that is, your base dopamine levels. If you have more dopamine in your everyday life, you will have more motivation, clarity of mind, better concentration, confidence and all the other good things dopamine provides us with, as opossite to having low dopamine levels. That's it.'

what does Veeky Forums think about this?

I'm doing no porn. And fapping once a week (Sundays are fundays).

But I worry that I'm not super turned on the rest of the time. How long does a no porn detox last?

If I was ever to get a girl back to my place, how would I try and not disappoint her in the first 30 seconds?

something about mary, pregame

day 13 no fap but had sex like 10 times with gf already

Nofap is easy with a gf.

He actually can sue
I forgot what the case was but some guy broke into a house and got shot by a booby trap, sued the owner and won.

>fapping on the sabbath

t'hell wi ye

Deadly booby traps are illegal though.

Technically yes, boobytrapping is illegal.

that is completely unrelated to op's pic you retard

How? If the guy who ran over the sign got into a wreck and hurt himself he could argue that it was a booby trap and sue the owner.
>Katko v. Briney
Retard.

I'm day 3 into this. Feeling good but I had no sexual urges until now.

But I have to fuck my girl tomorrow

Do you think I should watch hot women (not porn) in nofap or should I totally desensitize myself ? I want to have great erections with her, last time I underperformed (fucking mcd, IMO)

Fuck. Relapsed last night after a 4 day streak and just did it again today.

I was actually starting to agree with you for a second but

>The Court ruled that using deadly force on intruders in an unoccupied property was not reasonable or justified
> Briney would have been justified in defending himself with the shotgun if he had been home during the intrusion

A board with nails in it on your front lawn is not using deadly force, he wasn't defending an unoccupied property or even defending himself at all. The whole case was decided on Briney not being home and using "deadly force" on intruders which has nothing to do with the pic.

Sorry I called you a retard.

You underperformed because you got memed into not using your dick you retard

That happened before nofap. I'm more into noporn but nofap should help speed up the progress.

I failed yesterday on day 13

I flatlined from about day 5 to day 12

that shit is fake idiot

I fell off the train but now I'm back on.

Day 9

Libido nowhere in sight

Made it 8 days then beat my dick like it owed me money on the weekend. I've been back on the wagon for 5 days now. Also, haven't watched any porn this year. Erotic hypnosis doesn't count.

I died out the first day

6 months. Feel no difference.

Almost jerked off to a chubby girl masturbating on /b/.

Stopped myself though.

I'm just curious. What do you guys usually jerk off to?

This is very true. It's been about 30 days for me now, and I have zero interest in porn or masturbation. Sex is still fun, probably a lot more fun than when I am jerking off all of the time.

Seems true. Something about artificial superstimulation comes to mind

...

So since you guys aren't watching porn and jerking off, what do ya do in your free time?

(besides shitposting)

I haven't fapped since 12/28 and plan on going until no less than the 31st. Also Veeky Forums, do 100 calories from an apple burn faster than 100 calories from a cookie? I guess the difference between calories is how fast they burn after working out?

The apple interacts with your body differently than the cookie.

Yeah, I spent the entire week busting my ass off on the treadmill thinking the chips I ate wouldn't be a problem. I lost weight, but it wasn't NEARLY what I wanted, and feel I wasted a week. I'm going to try the same thing but this time replace chips with apples instead and see what happens.

10% of the conversations I have with my mates are about wanking and I haven't bummed any of them, nor they I. You need to embrace wang talk without worrying about your dick getting hard.

All he has to do is argue that it wasn't a booby trap but just his shitty attempt at balancing it.

Ineptitude is like number one cause for reasonable doubt

Why are you still looking at porn? That's worse than fapping!

I'm going to do noporn after breaking my nofap for the first week, fapping only every Mon and Friday, and on the Friday of the 2nd week I'll fap to girl on girl or solo girl. If I absolutely must cuck myself with male on female it'll likely be at the end of the month or something. Then it'll switch back and the cycle loops.

Is this an alright system to start with? The end-goal is noporn entirely,, but I think this is a good place to start.

>Sue
Probably, there are plenty of lawyers with low standards

>Win
Probably not.

>Profit
Absolutely not. His damages wouldn't cover court costs, let alone lawyer fees.

Even if the bro science is ultimately wrong it does create a goal to work toward that's completely in your hands, which would be good for motivation in general.

I've done 6 months streaks before, so how long have you tried it for if its longer than that then i'd love to hear you tell me the pros and cons

*BRAAAAAAAAAPT*

you sound like you have an unhealthy relationship with food, remember, IIFYM

I'm on a weekly cycle of not fapping.
Helping my case is the recent ban on porno in my country.

Hope we'll make it.

NoFap as a lifestyle is a dumb cult.
NoFap for 7 day periods at a time isn't that dumb because of that small T boost. I'm on Day 3 of my 16th consecutive 7 day period of NoFap.

Faggooooottttt

>IIFYM
your entire diet could consist of crisco whey and sugar on that diet

admittedly the ballache from long periods is concerning so idk how long I will go for but i'm still going this year and I have alot of important meetings next week and the confidence and energy boost of nofap is very real, as real as the confidence/energy drop from being a chronic masturbator. So i certainly wont be breaking my streak until after next week

>your only macro requirements are sugar and protein

I have masturbated with lots of straight men in the same room. We didn't watch each other fapping tho. Not being an adult tho.

>he
it was a black woman signs, /pol/ more

Booby trapping is doing bodily harm to individuals.
L A W Y E R E D

I started trying nofap around 8 days ago after I learnt that porn addictions were bad for your confidence and testosterone levels.
>and of course it makes you a more approachable and likeable person overall due to the boost
Whether or not this is true I do feel a lot more confident just for being able to commit to something like this.
Y'all Veeky Forumsbros should try it too. It's actually super easy to commit to when you keep yourself busy

Still with you.

I'm not even struggling with the urge. The real difficulty is trying to cultivate new leisure time habits while being a depressive fuck.

>stored in the homeostasis
Stopped reading here.

>day 13
Afraid to touch my dick lads.
It feels like I could explode at any moment.

I think it's badly worded but it seems logical that less dopamine release from porn = more dopamine stores = higher base levels of dopamine
it would explain why nofap increases motivation to go out and get shit done

What does IIFYM mean?

If I fuck your mother.

>NoFap for 7 day periods at a time isn't that dumb because of that small T boost
No, it's still dumb becase that "T boost" you get is so insignificant that its pointless and might as well never have happened, then drops, You could also just naturally increase your testosterone leaps and bounds over a meme by just eating more meat/protein, eating more protein/meat, sleeping more, working out harder/more than you already do and having more sex/fapping more.
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>anabolicmen.com/fats-and-testosterone/
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html

Is there any literature on it or did some guy just post something plausible?

If it fits your macros.

It's not even just the t boost.
It's also the boost in confidence and productivity.
Of course the porn addicts will say otherwise

idk m80 I just copied it from /r/nofap hehe

>going to this much effort to justify your chronic masturbation + porn addiction
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Is there a guide you'd recommend I check out on the topic? Yes I could google, but I'd rather get information from ppl that I believe know what they're talking about.

Guys I've been having wet dreams since stopping jerking off.

How do I prevent this? I feel the testosterone just leaking out of my penis without my control

You can't.
Just let it happen, bro.

That's supposed to happen when you first start - your body naturally produces semen every day, so of course if you abstain from masturbating it will need to get some out every few days or so to avoid buildup. Also my advice would be to whack off once every 7 - 10 days. Ever since doing this I have enough motivation to do day to day activities while still making sure my penis works.

just google IIFYM and use the calculator, as someone above pointed out you could technically eat lots of food that has fuck all micronutrients and it would still 'fit your macros' so you have to use your common sense but its a helpful tool, desu i only counted macros and even calories for a month or 2 then when you get used to how much calories is in what you can make more accurate guesses and not have to autistically track everything you eat

Yeah, you're right. To be fair I said it isn't that dumb, not that it isn't dumb at all.
The "focus and productivity" shit is absolute horse shit though. I've always been plenty confident, focused and productive. Fapping never made me less, not fapping doesn't make me more. It's either
a) placebo or
b) you're a chronic masturbator who uses masturbation as escapism from life, so when you quit fapping you either find something new to use as a form of escape or you actually start to live a life again

>en.wikipedia
>.blogspot
>.press

lmao

Hi guys I found this thread but kind of have an opposite question/problem

I'm a 24 year old kissless virgin and I don't enjoy porn at all. At first I thought I just didn't like ridiculous professional porn (bimbos fucking buff guys with ridiculous sounds and positions). So I moved to passionate amateur porn, and that did nothing for me either. Even stuff in between like the popular girlsdoporn series, nothing. Lesbian porn? Forget about it.

The only thing I masturbate to, if I do at all, is videos of girls masturbating solo, especially if there is squirt/pee involved with it. If there is squirting/pee, the girl can be pretty below average, fat, etc, but I will still cum hard to it.

I assume it's because I have never experienced sex so it doesn't appeal to me because I can't relate to it. Sigh. Even porn, which basically everyone watches, makes me feel abnormal.

there's no shame in not enjoying porn m80 quite the opposite, masturbating to the thought of another man fucking a girl you're attracted to is beta as fuck.

It was purposefully booby trapped with the intent to harm someone who damaged the sign, so the owner of the sign would face concequences of some kind.

The real issue is porn, I doubt you would fap every single day if you had to do it using only your imagination

I recommend the book The Zen of Recovery, a short read, could finish it in a few days

I'm 14 days in. Feeling pretty good. I think it's the porn that's tough to avoid. I tried to stop looking at women with big tits on the interweb but it popups on my tumblr all the time. I caught myself browsing guro and oppai loli and had to stop before I got in deep.

You cannot prevent it. It is literally your subconscious making you have dreams to release that built up semen

This is exactly why I do not participate in no-fap. Well, I don't really believe it to begin with. But wet dreams are horrible. Cum getting all over your boxers, shorts, sheets, possibly seeping down to your mattress pad and mattress. Having to stumble awake in the middle of the night to the bathroom to clean up, stumble to your drawer to get new underwear/sleeping attire, dry off your sheets and underneath them to avoid your mattress getting stained, and trying to get back to sleep afterwards

It isn't worth it. Do what this guy said . Just masturbate once on the weekend, every weekend. Maybe have a routine where you do it every Saturday/Sunday morning. That is exactly what I do.

This actually has a number of benefits. You get your regular week while at work/in class around people the most to do your stupid no-fap thing and get the results of that. Then you get a massive, amazing orgasm the one time a week you do it (my orgasm is so intense that my quads literally seize up and start twitching from how hard I cum) and you get a HUGE amount of cum, like 5-7 thick ropes of it. And of course, you should be able to avoid shitty wet dreams (although a few weeks ago I had a wet dream after the 6th day, my first one I had in years)

>chubby girls
>fat women

Being fat is unhealthy.

Not fapping is autistic.

fun fact: in the middle ages when there was a international shortage of large breasted women men would purposefully consume large quantities of xenoestrogens like soy beans with the intent of growing large breasts, then they would like in wait in the less guarded forest trails, breasts on display but face hidden behind a tree, when approaching travelers saw their exposed bozom and thought they had found a helpless maiden they would most often stop and approach 'her'. only to be surrounded and robbed by a group of large breasted cut throats.
Hence the origin of the phrase 'booby trap'

[citation needed]

Completely agree. I could be doing other stuff than staying in be and jerking off. It might be a placebo effect but I have notice small improvements in my life.

Funny enough, I've been on no fap for a few weeks now and the thought of thicc chick farting gets me hard like no other.

idk any studies that link nofap to fart fetishes m8

So a quick update, I reweighed myself at the gym after making sure I pissed and shit out all liquid and waste. I actually DID lose exactly the weight I wanted to. I guess when I weighed myself before I was too full of shit and water to get the correct reading. Still, I';m going to switch out the chips for spinach and raspberry vinaigrette. It's not even I adore chips like that to begin with, I just needed filler to go with my sandwiches.

>mfw I've always had a BBW + fart fetish for years before I started no fap

The only thing I can jerk off to is girls masturbating alone (either with a toy or just their hands), especially if there is squirting or peeing involved. With squirting/peeing, the girls could be pretty disgusting looking and I would still cum to it (as long as it isn't like, super yellow pee)

My go-to video is a perfect example of this. it's a girl on Reddit who is fucking fat, Her pussy is beat to shit (roast beef lips, gaping hole, etc) and her asshole looks pretty beat up too. But she can squirt. And she has this one video where the angle is between her legs so you can see both holes and her face and she just uses her hand to squirt. By the end of the 3 minute video, when I'm not even touching myself, I'm rock hard, leaking precum, and running my fingers down the underside of my dick makes it twitch. Then I watch it again, and when she squirts the first time and I watch her beat asshole tightening up and watch her cellulite-filled ass lifting off the chair and she starts squirting, I cum as hard as I possibly can.

I'm a filthy degenerate.