/Fraud/ - Sterons, autism, and blogposts, oh my!

Rant about other people's exercises, routines, and lifestyle edition.

Our primadonna Viking pornstar just can't stay away from this charming place, thank God we still have him, brick, and jerry.

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wrong

O yea masT too.

forgot trips
so the meme is never gonna be finished huh ? did you never get time to figure it out or fix it ?

Convince me not to do gear m8s.
I don't even plan on doing it for a long time, just want to do it for about 1 month total so I can get swole fast and steal some dude's girl. After that I really don't care about going beyond natty.

I'd do it natty but I'm lazy and don't want to wait that long.

Eh she cared about me spent s fuck ton of money that she doesn't really have on me for the holidays m, we've been dating since I was a senior in high school and she was a sophomore. She even came to the same college as me this year, guess seeing those needles set her off which is fucking stupid but oh well.

I tried, but lightworks is fucking me in the ass every time I try to fix it. It doesn't move the picture properly even when I adjust it for every frame and idk why. I'm just not a good enough memer, man.

shame shame oh well.
giphy.com/create/gifmaker

try this

nice b8, 7/10

i want you to fuck off and never come back.

It's not about making a gif, I already have the compressed video of it in gif form already. It's about superimposing multiple images on said gif and having scrolling text run through the whole thing that isn't working.

I can get one image put on it, I can even get two, but I can't get those images to move correctly for whatever reason because lightworks renders it in a weird way when I finish adjusting it. It just doesn't want to move the pic from its original position even when I manually save and redo every single frame, which is tedious as fuck and I shouldn't have to do anyways.

yeah my bad im lazy as fuck as usual.

I tried, man. I tried so hard.

you better at least be aesthetic

from a normie perspective steroids are worse than heroin

grandpa, kinda yeah kinda not.

I have heavily reduced my acne and it looks a lot better now. But im still getting zits popping up all the time, just much less.

how many mg ? and glad its working, are you still on asin with it or without ?

You think I'm baiting but I'm 100% legit on this. The guy did far worse to me first, and I want petty revenge.

cum in his eyes then

and you think steroids are gonna do jack for that? get a gun faggot, slice his tires, rape his mother.

> lawn mowers account for 20% of hydrocarbon emissions and 5% of all pollution
> spills per year while refueling lawn mowers is worse than the Exxon Valdez

Just some fun facts to troll liberals with. Nuclear or fuck off as always.

Training natty is killing me inside. No gains, slow gains, shitty hormonal cycles due to cut/bulk cycles. Should I just hop on the juicy juice?

But then I don't get the satisfaction of watching him slowly realize that I'm a better version of him.
I've already stolen his job, got better grades than him, became more popular than him among his friends. Now's he's trying to get swole, so I need to be swoler, and do so before him. Then I take his girl, and my justice will be complete.
All for revenge.

>petty revenge
That's the best kind.

>natty
>cut/bulk cycles

Well there's your problem, user. You fell for the memes.

>1month

thats all i needed to hear to declare you as a faggot troll.

and now go back to 9gag

500mg, just like you said.
Defo with asin. I got bloated af, itchy nips and biggest fucking faggot r9k feels you can imagine with DIM alone.

>1month
>nowhere in the quoted post
?

8/10 made me reply more than 2 times

They found a link between heart disease/atherosclerosis and white blood cell count. Steroids, or at least Tren, typically elevate your WBCs. It is apparently the mechanism of how stress kills you. Current working draft is...

> High SHBG and natty Test levels == reduced WBC count == healthy arteries.
> stress == increased WBC == reduced natty Test production

Then there's the whole ripping a shaky needle through your flesh and veins constantly, causing damage and infection, to inject some canola oil+alcohols that likely includes 2% arsenic and piss. You'd probably be plenty attractive to females by just taking 10 mg anavar+50 mg clomid and working out. This would not shut down your endocrine system.

Also, Clomid is actually good for you. Like undercooked vegetables. Perhaps this is why bitches live longer.

So where do I start? I know it's spoonfeeding but would appreciate a solid starting platform to research what being a fraud entails. If I decide it's for me, I would like to whole ass it...not half ass and fuck it up.

well tell me if you find a another bulk supplier that sells it for cheaper becuase i love the stuff. thanks for the feed back it helps with building my supplment stack.

>Also, Clomid is actually good for you

I was mulling over Clomid/Deca for trt, thoughts?

ergo-log.com/dhea-supplementation-lowers-cortisol-levels.html

wanna blunt coritzol to preserve your heart gotcha senpai.

interesting studies

That's always been the case, so just mega dose 500-1000mg vit c every 2 hours.

> Clomid/Deca

Absolute mad man. Probably a bad idea.

That is interesting. If you want to blunt cortisol you can take the abortion drug Mifepristone. Should help with building muscle.

Ergo-log is good stuff. They, in reply to Gearhead, have plenty of articles on how Deca/Nandrolone causes heart disease.

mega dosing vitamin C is that the biggest meme in the health industry or is it like creatine and half true since some respond better with it than others ?

Thanks for the info. How'd you come across this stuff anyways?

welcome to /fraud/

ignore any kind of science-like posting by mossad

Nah I'm the guy that eats Taco Bell and has a shit diet. But I didn't see how she could be this upset over it.

Yes and no. Immunity wise, it doesn't prevent any disease just shortens the span of which you're actually sick when you've contracted certain illnesses.

Mega dosing vit c doesn't work as it is water soluble, hence dosing every couple of hours.

He already said how, normies look at steroids worse than or as bad as heroin and meth until informed otherwise. Needles = scary.

If you discovered your gf was a casual crack whore selling her body to dudes for more rock to slam, would you still want to be with her?

I already read the study on it causing buildup of collagen products in the heart; the dose was the equivalent of ~450mg per week for a 200lb male. I figure 100mg at ~170lbs would carry rather less risk.

first time trying cialis boys

let's see what happens

> craving Pizza Hut consistently for months
> have only been there maybe 6 times in my entire life
> would probably spend my paycheck there if black slave didn't hate it and I'm frugal as fuck

They started putting shit in that shit; sure of it.

> signed up for Post Mates
> like Uber for people without nice cars, get paid to shop for people, deliver pizzas
> $2.50 per delivery, $1/mile, $0.10/minute while shopping/waiting
> guaranteed $13/hour during rush hour (2 hours)

Only available in places where there is no parking.


> megadosing vitamin C
> health industry

The one was from the Drudge Report. My research didn't touch on the immune system much.

Not sure if you're thinking the Nandrolone+Clomid won't shut you down or the Clomid will counter your deficiency of Testosterone. Imagine you've read up on it.

>You'd probably be plenty attractive to females by just taking 10 mg anavar+50 mg clomid and working out. This would not shut down your endocrine system.

cringed at the thought of how many dyels copy/pasted this to notepad for their next oral cycle

I was just spitballing it; I figure Clomid would keep me online enough to be fine while the Nandrolone would cover gains/quality of life. I would be taking some Pregnenolone in the evenings as well.

I'll admit I wasn't paying attention and thought until I reread
>10 mg anavar
Better off natty than taking such a low dose of an already weak drug

> Post Mates continued
> now get to deduct my Jeep from taxes including gas, repairs, and parts
> technically supposed to figure out percentage of personal use but IRS can't prove shit
> don't even have to use it but ultimately, again, the IRS can't or won't bother to prove shit
> going to have black slave deduct it too, chances of us both getting audited at the same time is 1-in-a-billion

The DNA test actually said I'm 99.9% White. Not a shred of Jew. Literally all from Northwestern Europe. As a national socialist, I was feeling all kinds of feels including excitement and disappointment.

It's not bait. 7 mg of Anavar was found to basically prevent muscle loss in burn victims who typically lose... offhand, about 10 lbs of muscle over a few months.

>tfw no Anavar fruity pebbles to keep me healthy.

why live

Wouldn't that then mean Anavar should be taken as part of a more extended PCT in order to keep gains more efficiently?

Also
>black slave

Yep, I've done it and had full natty production after 4 weeks. In fact, the Clomid gave me high-test. Probably the best 4 weeks of my recent life but I suspect there were other factors like donating blood and eating 20 lbs of mussels just prior.

Of course results may vary.

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki

To anyone seeking to lower Cortisol while natty, phosphatidylserine is HIGHLY recommended. Have personal experience with it.

Try and find something that is 60% and take 500mg/week for at least two weeks and I'll bet you feel better (if you have elevated Cortisol, which you likely do if you're low test).

Probably beats taking abortion drugs and by the looks of it is better than whatever effects you get from DHEA (which I imagine is just a very small percentage of DHEA making it down to the testosterone conversion stage and then inhibiting cortisol production at the adrenals just a little bit more than normal).

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2503954/

Google this shit. Am still taking it now that I'm cruising on self administered TRT. Studies showing neuroprotective effects are pretty fascinating.

*500mg/day for at least two weeks, fuck.

i bet thats muscle sparing and test boosting like a motherfucker

keep me posted

What do you guys think of the idea of vacationing in Thailand for a summer to make gains?
>tons of legal steroids
>tons of personal trainers and gyms
>tons of qt hookers and ladyboy traps to fuck

Alright so since she broke up with me for the gear should I still start the blast I was planning on running guys? And just focus all my time into school and working out maybe try tinder out

get tren, start college and get mad pussy from the smell of you anti-beta-ness

> Uber's CEO is on Trump's advisory board but everyone I know uses gay-ass Lyft

> they released a game that is basically The Walking Dead including building your own settlement in the zombie apocalypse
> State of Decay, it was released in 2013

> used to live in Raleigh back when I was a hacker making benjamins
> area where I used to live, in only 4 years, has changed completely, replaced with expensive apartments, hipster bars, sushi restaurants, vegan coffee bars, ...
> wanted to stay there as I knew Raleigh was a great investment but shit happened

Feelin feels. #WarOfNorthernAgression

Will do but that shit's expensive.

I believe it's also used to treat ADHD along with EPA/DHA (Fish Oil).

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>Faggot MANLETS and their needles
>WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>take cialis
>fwb flakes at the last minute
REEEEEEE

Just stay away from the saunas

Just saying if your city isn't building up like this maybe you're in the wrong place.

I certainly am but from Connecticut to Virginia is absolute shit so that's not saying much. Go farther North, it's relaxed and pleasant. Go farther South, it's relaxed and booming. Go West and, although I haven't seen it all, it's great.

Doesn't wait without purpose.

>this

Gotta love it tho, this morning I came inside her then kept fucking her for 30min. Kept my hard on the whole time

>Will do but that shit's expensive.
It is expensive - been looking on people selling bulk powder on ebay but will probably inquire with the people who make some of the ready-made ones to see if they can sell me the powder without capsules before making an unknown ebay purchase.

powder city 20% 100grams 35$

>doing gear for only a month

more like get tren start college and be a loser in ur room playing world of warcraft for 12+ hours a day because u are fucking worth nothing

thats the spirit!!!

have some feels

that's not the spirit that's my reality

And we can't blame this one on niggers as The South has the most of them. They are, however, far better at keeping them in line by simply not enabling their bullshit.

You go to a #BlackLivesMatter rally in Raleigh and you find a mix of ugly liberal Whites and naive college kids all from the local university. That's saying something considering they have between 5-100 times as many niggers as you do. Really, you live in a 10% black area you probably think it's 90%, but go ahead and look it up.

High risk of being bunk.

I got some supplements from a purple panda and I'm pretty sure they're bunk. It just doesn't give me an erection like the stuff from India.

like u think u knew beta before. how beta do u have to be to be in college running tren and then wind up speaking for a total of less than ~45 seconds over 4 months and play world of warcraft for 12+ hours a day until you pass out from exhaustion because how shitty your life is doesn't let you fall asleep otherwise

well atleast your with friends, lucky with you where honest.

>friends
:^)

What's up with saunas?

youtube.com/watch?v=mauV2NdCs60

gonna go play VA-11 Hall-A bartending Virtual novel so time to get drunk and be depressed since i have to much anxiety to even think of getting a girl.

the cyberpunk future is upon us.

>being this new

Forgot pic

>string of ebay returns
>somehow, some reason, fucking imbeciles are buying notebooks
>can't figure out how to connect to wifi or log into AOL online
>messaging me for tech support
>when they still can't figure out how to set up microsoft outlook or whatever ancient netscape shit they use, they open a return

What the fuck.

This is happening so much now.

I am literally fucking angry 24/7 all day fucking cortisol levels must be through the roof.

Like the smallest shit sets me off last couple days IRL, some guy at the gym was doing fucking dumbell lat swings and he waited until I was like 2 inches away and almost hit me in the fucking head and I had a vivid fantasy of fucking grabbing the dumbell and beaitng his fucking brains with it

My mom says some shit about how I'm too skinny and etc etc (despite my already telling her I was trying to get a little leaner and then add weight, in like, the most basic terms) and I am so tempted to just shout 'YOURE TOO FUCKNG FAT AND I DONT FUCKING OFFER MY OPINION ON YOUR PHYSIQUE DO I?!?!?!?'

Fucking I hear people talking and shit or just my mom on the phone normal shit and it makes me so angry I am legit grinding my teeth and shit just from hearing her voice

People try to talk to me IRL other than the one or two regulars I like and I just grunt at them

>tfw turning into swolen glands

no. Stop.

That fucking guy is on like a million roids and all kidns of drugs. Where is my excuse?

>have fucking fantasys about bashing these old fuckers with the toughbooks they bought

fuck fuck fuck

>>That fucking guy is on like a million roids and all kidns of drugs. Where is my excuse?
speaking of which i am trying very hard right now not to take this benadryl i have here

this is the first time ive felt this for a drug somehow and this shit isn't even as addictive as other shit i have tried

like u know when u are craving some food and u are hungry as fuck, and you see something that looks good and you just "want" it. i am getting that feeling towards the benadryl i have right here. WTF

Def gonna spend a summer in Thailand smoking crack and drinking GHB. I've done in it Miami for a couple months and it was great. Thailand will probably next level that shit.

arent you the guy who has been in rehab and has had fuckloads of heart attacks

> like u know when u are craving some food and u are hungry as fuck, and you see something that looks good and you just "want" it. i am getting that feeling towards the benadryl i have right here

Dump all your benadryl in the toilet now.

This is where willpower comes in glandsy, unless you want to take it, then hey.

Anyways I am fucking turning into you, I actually have little interest in women/sex at this point, just feel angry.

Like I would only wanna fuck a girl if some fucking nu male was orbitting her hardcore or something and get off on that


>obese manlet (like 5'2", not natT level manlet)
>ugly as sin, like legit, disgusting
>dyel as fuck PLUS fat, looks like my before pics
>this fucking guy
>always gives me dirty looks because he sees his gf looking at me (lol)
>when I do my OHPs he comes in the rack next to me and like does that weird hop shit OHP with 5 lbs more for 3 reps and then reracks the weights with a smirk on his face lol
>not even fucking care about trump
>I'm sitting on the couch watching some shit on CNN
>he says something bad about trump
>i don't fucking care about that shit really
>fucking MAGA motherfucker you mad u lost?

He always comes in to the gym with his 1/10 GF. I actually got her phone number. I did it. She was making eye contact with me, figured she could move up from fatass to DYEL skelly.

She is legit disgusting. Disgusting, disgusting, beak, facial features all fucked up, disgusting body.

She was fawning over me (top kek nice standards fucking bitch)

I'm gonna hate fuck her. And I'm not even attracted to this fucking disgusting bitch, like I said, I am attracted to anything 2/10-10/10 ONLY.

I have fucking autism but I know not to talk to ppl about politics at the fucking gym? fucking idiot.

I've spent a decent amount of the last few years in rehabs and jails. Never had a heart attack though. I've ODed and stopped my heart though.

>Thailand will probably next level that shit

Enjoy the saunas m8

Can you stop fucking your fucking shit up?

You've always been a cool dude

And i see/read about you doing all this fucking pants on head retarded moronic shit, you're gonna be dead in no time, and I'll actually be pissed, stop being an idiot

You realize you're gonna end up back in jail with no fucking PCT no nothing eating 1500 calories a day in prison food and not be able to lift and end up 110 lbs or dead if you keep it up?

>haha go to thialand smoke crack
>what could go wrong

look at your life from a third party objective view and think 'is this smart??'

Reminder that you don't have to lift if you take sterioids.

You'll still grow.

>People still think most girls are sexually attracted to average bloated steroid users

You need to go years or do serious tren cycles before girls notice anything besides'oh he's big'. And "big" != "Hot". It's better than scrawny, that's it.

thailand is the disneyland for roidbros?

>grabs photos of a natty that just started out proud of his progress and wanting to show masT
>this autistic ranting

kys

stop

Just watched "Goon" and teared up during the final fight scene.

Should I up my AI or was it a legit moving scene

Check out Elite gym in Koh Samui if you go. The biggest cunt i've seen IRL or otherwise lifts there. Think a 6'7 Jeff Seid.

Otherwise, roids are extremely easy to get, oh and Xanax/Adderall is OTC legal. Stay away from the clubs if you dont want to get stabbed-- Ark Bar is ok

/blogpost

dumb ape

Anyone who thinks to try steroids needs to grow up mentally before they try growing up physically

How will he ever recover?

I cry to certain songs even when my e2 is low (verified by bloodwork 2 days prior)

Not everything is sterioids bro.

lol

>inb4moosey heart attack
>inb4 masT stroke

>inb4 you're a friendless autist who cross posts into this thread constantly like we're some special club

muh elitism