Be me

>be me
>be fatass my whole life
>graduate highschool
>go to college
>want the infamous college pussy
>determined to get in shape
>diet and exercise all summer and through first semester
>come home for christmas/newyears break
>sister complements new gains
>sister comes into room last night of break
>we fuck
not what I was thinking when I wanted pussy in college

give us the full story user

i don't believe you but congrats anyway i guess lmao

>sister comes into room last night of break
>we fuck

nice

what is with the all incest fetish shit the last few days

is it just one fag making a bunch of threads?

Fake and gay, but id it's real hope you didn't make a retard baby, user.

>she comes in
>says i look nice
>ok
>sits next to me
>she tries make awkward smalltalk
>i freak out
>leave
>outside smoking
>looking in the windows to see if she walked out of my room
>fuck it
>go back inside
>walk into my room
>shes still there
>she found my playgirls
>fuck
>user are you gay
>no
>yes you are
>no
>says its ok you look handsome
>she kisses me
>no
>she says its better than being gay
>ok
>i lay on her and fuck
>i cum in condom

greentext the story faggot

Dude, have you talked about it after that? I want prints.

no i am in college

>she found my playgirls
>playgirls
Woah woah woah, slow the fuck down OP. Explain yourself.

I've got some bad news user

Your sister is a homophobe

Veeky Forums said they were cool

are you for serious

...

>she kisses me
>no
>she says its better than being gay

This sort of bigotry has no place on a modern progressive imageboard

do you guys really think she is sbigot?

Post pic of sister

Like that's a good idea

Do it faggot. I'm jerking off already

That's disgusting I'm not posting pics of my sister so you can jack off to her

...

LMFAO

Fr tho op im jelly. My sister always wants to cuddle me and shit when we see eachother, last time i tried grabbing her ass but she just removed my hand and continued hugging me.

Look I'm really worked up over all this stuff about my sister being a homophobe I need to process this not cater to your sick desires

Your sister's not a homophobe she said "it's better than being gay" to goad you into fucking her. Now post pics ffs

But the the other guys said she was a bigot

Nothing wrong with bigotry user. Our civilisation was built on bigotry. Now post a pic of your sisters pussy

I don't have pictures of my sister's pussy
Do you have pictures of your sister's pussy?

Woah woah woah

You did NOT just legitimise homophobia on my Veeky Forums

Oh my God, what if losing weight overrides the Westermarck Effect?

>user is obese
>sister grows up alongside fat user
>lose weight
>look like completely different person
>sister subconsciously stops seeing user as her sibling
>user is also now swole and cut

TROUBLE

No wish I did tho

Well I still feel raped desu

You wanted pussy, you got it. What's the fucking problem?

Not her pussy

Is your sister hot?

Sex is sex user. You should keep fucking her. Just don't get her pregnant

Yeah I guess
But it doesn't matter, I just didn't think that's how my first time was gonna be

>playgirls
Fucking faggot thats what you are

How would you describe her figure?
How old is she?
Was her pussy loose?
We need to know user

>user asks people to stop being mean to his rapist little sis.

Nigger I'm not feeding your fascination here I'm in some very serious trauma can't you see that you fucking retard? I just learned my sister is a homophobe

She's actually a year older than me

This bait just got old. I bet you didn't even fuck you faggot

You go learn someone you're close to is a homophobe and get back to me
See how you feel then

Text her. Ask her for nudes. Post screenshot. You owe it to us user.

For what? Giving me horrible news?

My whole family are homophobes and proud of it.

That's disgusting
How are you holding up?

For posting an incest thread and getting everyone horny.

This is not an incest thread this is a life advice thread for those who have achieved their goals

Im fine thanks for asking.
I just fucking hate queers with a passion

Advice thread? You never asked for advice user. You came here bragging that you finally got pussy. At least do me the courtesy and admit that.

That's awful you should be ashamed of yourself
But you know I used to be like you. I used to be that stupid intolerant close minded bigot once. But then Veeky Forums showed me men's health and playgirls and I found out it's not so bad

Not bragging just sharing my shit luck. All that hard work to look good and lose my virginity and I get pressured by my sister. So yeah some advice on how to move forward from here would be nice

If your so for homos then why did you let your sister goad you into sex by saying "it's better than being gay". Are you a homophobe user?

>Not bragging

>sister comes into room last night of break
>we fuck

nice

No I just didn't know how to say no at the time I guess
Shit man there was so much running through my head I didn't know what to do

That's called living in the moment user. I think you might make it one day. Keep up the good work.

Thanks I guess

user you fucked your sister and regret it. But if you didn't fuck her you'd probably regret that too. Part of making it is having no regrets. Just learn from your mistakes and move forward.

Well I was kinda hoping you guys would take responsibility for it

hahaha what the fuck do you even mean? that a Brazilian fire dancing forum made you commit incest?

I mean to a point, yes
Veeky Forums is what gave me the motivation to lose weight
And if I didn't lose weight I wouldn't have lost my virginity ergo would not have had sex with my sister
So yeah if you guys could just say that you are responsible for making us have sex it would mean a lot to me and show some maturity

post your sister's pic with timestamp then we'll apologize

I'm not going to put a picture of my family member on the internet, especially Veeky Forums of all places, and especially not when you guys know things that could make my life a lot harder

>playgirl

Well it wasn't that issue

>fucking your sister is a better idea

DO IT FAGGOT

ALRIGHT HERE IT IS FOR FUCKS SAKE!

6/10 wouldn't bang.

7/10, two points extra for being sister

faggots are faggots

nothing wrong with hating them

reverse image search isn't showing anything. Is that really your sister user?

is anyone screencapping this shit?

this is legendary thread tier shit

bump didump

Your sister looks like a slut OP.

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>Homophobe
>Slut

Anything else?

What's so funny?

It's easy to make an image unreversible
Just flip it or slightly edit it

Why? Is there something wrong?

OP, it's tiem. Text her now and ask for nudes. It's your duty to us.

OP died

no

Text her, "Hey sis, what's up?"
Post results

She dresses like a child

you do owe us. Your life is so much better after losing weight, we give you advice. Stop being such a moral faggot, use your sister to train for sex. No girls want a guy that doesnt know how to fuck, even if he is fit. Your sister obviously isnt regretting so why you dont stop being a little bitch and do something for your true bros?

Do it

bumping

op stop being a queer. just text her and show us screen caps.

She's fucking ugly.

Take that back dude that's my sister she's a pretty lady

I find this picture slightly disturbing.

I'm 24 and I've never had sex. Everyone I know assumes I have (not a weird dude where it'd make sense for me not to).

When I do lose my virginity, will it be obvious to my partner it's my first time? Any way I can avoid that?

Id have fucked her too desu

This actually happened?

meh. mine didn't notice. if you're doing missionary, get her to lift her butt up and put a pillow under there. hits the spot better, and they will think you know your stuff when you do it.

>yfw you realize OP is 280lb 36 year old browsing Veeky Forums for 12 hours a day
>yfw you realize 99% of Veeky Forums is this

Hits the spot better for her or for you?

Did you tel people you lost your virginity or did everyone think it already happened?