Is Boogie Dying?

> Chair broke under his gargantuan 550+lbs weight earlier this week
> Large amounts of swelling and bruising
> Refuses to see doctor
> Can only sit down for half an hour or so before having to lay on his stomach
> Bruises are getting darker
> Still makes a joke about a ton of ham

What is the most fascinating about this is we get to see an "event" that causes most of these extreme-morbid obese people to become totally helpless.

I'd give him shit, but I'm a KISSLESS VIRGIN at 30. Yeah I have my body on point, aesthetic as fuck. Healthy as fuck, brah, breh, broh, bruh. All that shit.

But my deep rooted psychological issues cant' get me out of this house and out socializing. I'm just stuck here, unable to get out of this twisted fucked up reality.


I feel bad for him because I know how he feels, he just wants to stop eating and lose weight (I just want to make friends, get a gf) but we're so fucked up in the head we just can't bring ourselves to do it.

Guy never stood a chance, neither did I.

>tfw boogie bulks better than you

>ton of ham, ill
FUCKING WHAT

Have you never bruised anything? They get darker normally.

I think boogie could lose some solid weight if he started drinking diet soda. He would probably also lose a ton of weight if he just started cooking his own food instead lf gorging himself with pre packaged foods.

You sound like a weak bitch.
If you're done trying to change yourself and you hate how fucked up you are, why not just kill yourself?

Why not just go on tinder and try?

>42

How is he still alive?

>tfw no 4000kcal bmr

He could well be dying.
My uncle was roughly the same sized as Boogie and died after he got a cut in his thigh. Basically he owned a skin colored chopping board and when he was cooking some food he had to slice some vegetables, and in his confusion he claimed he thought his bare thigh was the chopping board so chopped vegetables on it and cut himself. He ended up getting an infection because he was too lazy to get treatment when it started to get gangrenous. Hopefully Boogie will get help if he is too sick.

>Guy never stood a chance, neither did I.

You claim to have given up, but yet you're still here bitching for attention.

Given the same happened to Boogie in his 20s and he got N e c r o s i s of all fucking things I'm sure he won't half ass checking for infections. Especially with a wife to help.

I think Boogie has a few years yet.

I don't know what it is. I don't even play Videogames but I watch all his nonFrancis videos.

>he was cooking some food he had to slice some vegetables, and in his confusion he claimed he thought his bare thigh was the chopping board so chopped vegetables on it and cut himself.

Was he chopping vegetables on his easy chair what the fuck

I really hope so.

Honestly I've stopped caring about what happens to him.

Don't watch porn. It's just easy gratification for no effort, which undermines your efforts to meet girls.

who you're that size your body just can't maintain itself very well, blood flow is too shitty and it's under too much stress.

i'm a little bit ashamed to say that i'd honestly love it if he literally died from injuries sustained when he sat on a chair and broke it. it's too poetic

Boogie won't see 2018, 2019 at best

Post the ass bruise again

There you go famalam

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How much do you think his wife is disgusted by him and most likely hates him deep down inside? The guy is clearly incapable of wiping his own ass. The bitch probably has to dig deep into his rolls and asscrack to wash his anus and poopoo all around him and even then hes probably still dirty. Can you imagine?

>I'm able to sit in short bursts
Fucking lol, this is just sad.

Why would she be disgusted by him?

She initiated contact with him, she made the effort to fly out to him and stay with him, she obviously does all ground work.

She obviously has a fetish for 500lbs+ guys. The fetish exists.

Do you really think she enjoys this and isnt just in it for the money dude? How could any person enjoy taking care of a giant walrus.

She seriously is probably desensitized by cleaning up this dudes shithole at this point

What happened? Did his boyfriend pound him too hard or what?

Maybe she gets turned on by cleaning my shit-hole you fucking piece of shit.

b-boogie?

>I think boogie could lose some solid weight if he started drinking diet soda. He would probably also lose a ton of weight if he just started cooking his own food instead lf gorging himself with pre packaged foods.
He has a waifu that cooks for him. I'm sure she has attempted to cook healthful foods for him but he of course fell off the wagon and had her cook more shit.

That's the most bizarre story I've heard in a long time.

Whats it to you? maybe it is, maybe it isn't?

Just because I never name-drop this shithole on my channel doesn't mean I stopped coming on here.

I just wish you people would stop fucking making these threads about me. Just let me be.

Are you making threads about yourself boogie? Are you posting pictures of your shredded asshole on Veeky Forums?

I mean, good job and everything but holy fuck

his wife married him for inheritance bux, he's a cuck

He sat down on a chair.

5/10 not bad. Almost made me think it mightve actually been boogie for a sec

>BRAAA@PPPPFF#TTTTTT

He did legitimately post here a while back in one of his I'm-totally-going-to-turn-my-life-around-with-this-new-fad-diet phases.

Like the vast majority of hamplanets though, he didn't realize it didn't matter what diet/exercise program he tried as long as he actually stuck to it for the rest of his life.

If Diamond Dallas Page can't make you healthy then you're a lost cause.

These calculators often over estimate BMR for extremely obese people and the 1.2 multiplier assumes average daily activity, of which Boogey does not have.

At best, he's 160lb lbm. Meaning Katch-McArdle's model says 2000 bmr. Considering he is less than active, I'd barely give him a 200 calorie increase. His TDEE is probably closer to 2500

No, his 'wife' married because boogie couldn't get health insurance. She either cared deeply about him as a friend at that time or fell into the same pity-trap most of his fans have.

but he has obamacare now

Truth right here. And meditations helps too.

160lb LBM? I doubt that. His legs squat 4-5 plates everytime he stands. His calves are likely bigger then most dudes thighs. And yes huge amounts of that are fat but the natural act of getting that fat has likely put a shitton of muscle on him.

While I agree that his BMR is not that high as fat is not as metabolically active then muscle, I would guess his BMR is closer to 2500 ore more at least.

>At best, he's 160lb lbm. Meaning Katch-McArdle's model says 2000 bmr. Considering he is less than active, I'd barely give him a 200 calorie increase. His TDEE is probably closer to 2500
Caloric maintenance of a pound of fat vs. a pound of muscle is not that far off.


The Katch-McArdle model is absolutely retarded for hugely obese people.

Think of it this way: it has a static component of 370 kcal for non-lean mass.

So you mean to tell me that some 160 lbs, 10% body fat otter mode twink is going to have the same BMR as some 300 lbs lardo with 52% body fat? (Both having the same lean mass of 144 lbs.)

Not for long, kek.


What will die first? Obamacare or Boogie?

It's sad, the guy seems like an okay person in terms of his attitude toward most things, what he likes and doing what makes him happy in terms of his work. He even acknowledges the fat and the health risks, he was on some show or some crap while back as a wake up call for someone. But the fact he doesn't do anything about it makes it all the more pathetic.

The internet freaks out cause a girl live streamed her suicide. The dude has nearly 4 million subscribers who tune in on a regular basis to watch the same thing, just a bit more slowly, but I assume not to much less painfully.

I unsubbed from him because he gave up
every year or so he has "found the right thing" and is going to change things aorund
he loses some weight, I remember him actually looking more handsome with a slimmer face for a time
and then he fails and ends up fatter than ever
blaming it on his "mental issues" etc

he is in his 40s I think
he has wrecked his body completely
he must chance today or die prematurely
I just can't bear to watch it happen anymore

>the guy seems like an okay person

>40 year old manchild obsessed with plastic swords and shit.
>gobbles up huge amounts of resources from the state.
>lives off people feeling sorry for him.
>blames all his faults on his shitty childhood, like he is the only one to ever have one.
>zero willpower, despite plenty of support.

>Married
>Does what he wants for a living
>Enjoys what he does

Again, as I said he is pathetic because he acknowledges his problems but doesn't do anything about it. That doesn't mean he doesn't seem like a bad person. When he does videos on things that are "topical" he tends to have a very level head about it and doesn't seem to go to one extreme or the other. That's all I mean.

>PS.
You know you post on a place that has more socially retarded people per capita then likely any place on the internet? Just saying.

For the longest time I had no idea that he was 40+ because he doesn't look it despite being so fat. But yes, he has given up to many times to even think he won't give up next time. I hate to say that people should give up on him changing, but there comes a time where you go from being encouragement to enabler and thats what I think his life is right now.

>Married
Doesn't make you a decent person, and if you mean that is an indicator of success - he never had sex with his wife.
>Does what he wants for a living
Which doesn't make you a good person.
>Enjoys what he does
Again.

>You know you post on a place...
Irrelevant, even if I was Hitler and posting on a serial killer board that still wouldn't make him a good person.

I think his gf is a feeder. Typically the spouses of these people encourage this behavior. She is likely one of those chicks that likes to have her man totally dependent on her.

Fat people look a lot younger up until 50 (if they make it that far) because it reduces facial wrinkles, the fat naturally androgenizes/feminizes their features, and reduced or zero testosterone production also makes them more androgenous/femenine.

Fuck off you Idiot. He is a fucking leech on society and gluttony and sloth are two of the worst offenses a person can create because he is WASTING his life by being an non-productive piece of shit.

He is a food addict. Until addicts overcome their addictions, they are not "good people". Even after stopping drugs, alcohol, gambling, etc. , they still need to go through a multitude of bettering themselves and making amends to people they hurt in their addiction.

Boogie, and other people like him, try to make being morbidly obese acceptable. It's horrible.

JUST SAYING - fuck I hate people who say that. I hate you so fucking much.

kek, Don't let the tranny hons on LGBT know about this :p

>42
the average age for fat people is around 43 years

I have a female friend who complains to me about not being able to lose weight. She is 5'8" and 380 lbs (by her own admission), and she her bmr with a 1.2 multiplier was around 3200 kcals.

She works in retail part time so I know she is sort of active. I do walks with her, so I know she can go a 5k. She just loves to eat.

I've known her since she was 24 (34 now), and now she is pre diabetic and has all these cundishuns that "make her fatter". Her doc told her no more ice cream or juice or sweets, but all she eats is fast food, junk and frozen pizZas.

I want to help her but she is literally fph incarnate. So frustrating watching her kill herself.

That sucks. You need to treat her like any other addict. If she was binge-drinking blacking out or slamming dope into her arm, you would probably not want to be around her. It's the same thing with food addicts.

I don't allow obese people into my life. They disgust me and are addicts. I kicked addiction of pills/alcohol three years ago and realized how shit of a friend and person I was when I was in active addition.

I have no empathy for fat fucks who believe their active addition is socially acceptable.

SALAD DODGING

CALORIE THIEVIN'

Have you ever heard of the term gold digger?

Reminder that Diamond Dallas fucking Page himself once paid Boogie a visit to work on a fitness plan for him. Same guy that helped a borderline-crippled ex-paratrooper back to the point where he's able to sprint and do headstands no problem.

I wonder what Boogie looks like the alternate universe where he stuck with DDP's plan?

They're called traps, and they better not get fat.

So what makes a person good? Being fit? Because I look at shitloads of narcissistic asshole youtube personalities and point out how very wrong you are.

DR ROBOTNIK LOOKING

she's waiting for him to die off. she'll take his money.
she can probably take his channel too, and will get support from boogie's fans because le sad widower or whatever

>refuses to see doctor

Wasn't he crying about his obongocare being taken away?

this fella is right

So you have no sins? Your perfect? You have no vices? You eat chicken rice and brocolli without any salt or anything on it, don't consume alcohol or party or have fun? You've never been on unemployment, relied on some sort of public assistance?

What defines wasting his life? Doing what he enjoys but knowing it will kill him early? What about bodybuilders who die at 30 from drugs for cutting? Powerlifters who die trying to bench to heavy and fucking up? What about any extreme sport person?

I agree with you, he is pathetic for not addressing his health issues being a glutton and sloth. That doesn't mean he can't be a good person with a massive flaw. He isn't out raping little kids. He isn't out beating people up. He isn't even doing anything that you can't simply ignore and never have to look at him again.

As for you hating me? Have a free /shrug

>So what makes a person good? Being fit?
Being able to take personal responsibility for your own shortcomings and not blame it on "muh childhood" or "muh mental health". I don't doubt he's had it rough, but that's no excuse to just throw his hands in the air and say "welp, guess I'll never change" just to justify eating an entire pizza in one sitting. A man should always strive to be better, to never settle for what they are or blame the past for the present. Inner strength is just as important as outer, if not moreso, and anyone who just gives up and waits for death because they lack the conviction to do anything about it is not a good person.

Yeah he probably just enjoyed it for the cheap medications since he's on 10+ different pills a day.

I would assume he's most likely on insulin too.

That's surprising. My BMR is about 3,000 kcal and I weight over 300 lbs less than he does.

We are going to have to agree to disagree on what makes a good person. Mostly we are going to have to disagree that having a flaw excludes you from being a good person. There are plenty of good people who are flawed. People who aren't flawed but are good are what makes people great.

Most people aren't great. Most people cap out at good. Most people are flawed.

>being a good person

Nigger what are you on about.

Moralizing on the nogf/nofap section of a babylonian basket weavinng and autism management forum?

Literally KYS my man

what a disgusting fat piece of shit

you 500 lbs too? fucking fatty

>leech
>makes more money you

That's not how capitalism works senpai.

He's providing content that people want and is being paid for it.

Broke a chair because of his weight.

Sometimes mental health or shitty childhood are legitimate causes of problems and it's important to identify causes so you're able to confront them.

Though its true that the key is to deal with what is to blame rather than surrender to it.

Sounds like your projecting.

I'm not moralizing, I'm just saying that anyone who spews that "boogie is a fantastic guy and deserves our undivided pity" crap is an idiot.

He is great at making people feel like that about him, which I feel is one of the reasons why he never made a positive change about his health. It's not healthy for grown people to wallow in the sympathy of others.

>We are going to have to agree to disagree on what makes a good person.
I'll agree to that. While imperfections do not preclude someone being a good person, cowardice is one that I cannot accept as an acceptable flaw, and refusing to change yourself because it's "hard" and accepting that YOU are the cause of your situation is textbook cowardice.

Except you got butthurt that I said he seemed like an "okay" person while being pathetic about his weight. Being an okay person is about the normal state of most people. Unless he is out there beating up people, or raping little kids, or killing people, or in general making other peoples life that much more difficult then I don't see how saying a person is "okay" is asking is the same as saying he is fantastic guy and deserves our pity

And before you try to say I didn't say that

>>It's sad, the guy seems like an okay person in terms of his attitude toward most things

If you are actually "aesthetic as fuck" you'd be getting laid all the time. It ain't hard. Quit lying to yourself and fix your shit up.

>> Refuses to see doctor
This faggot cock sucks about ACA (Obama care) Whats his problem?

>Except you got butthurt that I said he seemed like an "okay" person while being pathetic about his weight...
He actually isn't an okay person in my view. Emotionally manipulating everyone you come into contact with is a pretty shitty thing to do. As far as me being miffed with people calling him "awesome" and "inspirational" - I wasn't referring to you specifically but a large portion of people who watch his videos.

stop being a pussy boogie

Remember when he used to be able to swim?

I wish people would stop giving him attention. Ignore him and just let him die.

Where's the timestamp on this pic?

This is me. Even on Tren and being 6'2" 225lb 10% BF - I'm afraid to leave the house, despite being checked out by nearly every woman in my vicinity and men acting submissive, or showing extra respect.

As my verbal skills deteriorate, I become even more afraid to reveal my weakness by entering into conversations.

I don't know where you are buddy, but Tinder here in the UK seems like a complete waste of time. It just doesn't get me any matches at all.

I'm not stunning I'll admit, but I don't class myself as a 0/10 that no woman could ever be interested in. But even the very rare match I do get, I get 0 reply from, no matter what my opening line is.

I want TLC to find him and sign him up for a reality tv series.

this guy is beyond pathetic. if he legit wanted to change id say more power to him, but he thrives off sympathy. cant stand cunts like that. admit you are a colossal fuckup and do something about it.

Stop giving him attention. He thrives on it and his fat-fuck appearance is part of it. You are fueling him!

dude just bang a random fatty on tinder. strap on son.

>. Same guy that helped a borderline-crippled ex-paratrooper back to the point where he's able to sprint and do headstands no problem.
That paratrooper is truly inspirational.

It'd be a bad idea at her weight to do a 5k. She'd rekt her joints and only a truly insane amount of running would combat her caloric intake.

I have a friend like that as well, except shorter and proportionally lighter. I don't find it that frustrating though as I've seen her spiral down this path for more than a decade now and she has never listened to anything logical I've had to say about anything, not just about diet.

>Sometimes mental health or shitty childhood are legitimate causes of problems and it's important to identify causes so you're able to confront them.
Except the only thing Boogie confronts is a giant pizza in a single meal. Big problem with people: they forget that there are things to do after you identify/admit to a problem.

Yeah, my previously mentioned fat friend thinks she has a "baby face" but doesn't realize it's because her face is about to explode from all the lard stored up and her skin is barely holding it back.

>I want TLC to find him and sign him up for a reality tv series.
Yes, more money and attention to justify and support his lifestyle is exactly what he needs.

feed him until he dies or has his legs cut off from type 2.

it's the only way fat people will learn

A body weight 3 times that of an average human needs to be maintained. Fat doesn't have the energy requirements that muscle does but it still needs some energy to maintain. His TDEE will probably be around 4000.