Well??

EMBRACE the word of MIGHTY Talos, he who is BOTH natty and Divine!

FILTHY HERETIC I WILL THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEONS.

lmao at you cucks not getting shredded in the name of Sanguine, daedric prince of banging sloots and indulging in the finer things in life

thalmor jew detected

J'Zargo has the protein shakes if you have the coin.

Any homemade spells for conjuring gains?

>2014
>not praising malacath lord of gains
its like you plebs don't even WANT to make it.

YOUR BRETHREN WILL PAY FOR THAT

Girls only want Argonianmode and nothing more. Stop lifting for size and start cutting to get that sweet teenage Nord pussy

>Merlets when will they learn

Are a lot of people still playing skyrim? I'm making a big mod, I'm worried people will move on before I'm finished

>mfw there are people unironically not bulking on GOSAD (gallon of sweetrolls a day)

i need some skooma as a preworkout

>using spells for gains
>not beating mudcrabs and bandits to increase gains
>taking the easy way out
T. Bosimer manlet. Go back to your tree hut you faggot

>tfw to inteligent too lift

Khajiit doesn't have any spells, but Khajit has skooma if you have coin.

of course, SSE came out just a while ago so people are bound to play it again for the nostalgia

does your mod require SKSE?

>"grow grow grow"

how can nords even compete?
SKYRIM YES!

ps. how do I achieve Orsimer mode?

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Nobody breaks the law on my watch.

These gyms are cold but J'Zargo is warmed by your gains

BRETON TRASH!!!

Fuckin' milk drinkers.

No it's a mod that adds a new city, about 7 times the size of whiterun, with a quest line. Look up "Cantiaglo" on r/skyrimmods if you want to see a post about it

>Argonianmode

perf

>Tfw no qt vampire gf

Z O R N H U T

Maybe I'm just retarded, but I can't find it.

Can you link it?

>*casts invisibility and muffle*
>*sneaks up behind you*
>*unsheathes bolar's oathblade*
pssh... nothing personnel, kid

>at dawnstar gym one day
>they've replaced one of the racks with this weird cylinder shaped steel coffin
>set up plates on the squat rack
>some guy is just there muttering to himself about his mother
>watched me squat for about 15 minutes before he started his tap dancing routine in the cardio room

pic related, should i go talk to one of the managers about this clown?

>implying lifting for Talos isn't part of the (((Thalmor))) master plan to exterminate the human race.

I think this is genuinely one of the best threads fit will have this year

>>grow grow grow
underrated post
my fucking sides are in orbit

>(((nord)))

>this is why i lift

>the DRAGONBORN drinks SKOOMA while you hit the gym HARD

>doesn't drink milk

reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/5hutap/i_am_in_the_process_of_creating_a_new_city/?sort=top

Keep in mind I've changed most things in those pics, and added much more

More pics
reddit.com/r/skyrimmods/comments/5in6dt/city_of_cantiligo_mod_more_pictures_for_you_guys/?sort=top

>not lifting for Ysgamor and the strong masculine bonds of the Companions

I bet you all joined the College of Winterhold, too.

>drinking werewolf blood
>natty
Pick one

my sides await me in Sovngarde

fucking kek

making sacrifices to the gains god kek

fucking lmfao

only relevant image I have

If I absorb dragon souls am I still natty?

found the imperial

>mfw I'll never forget Ysgramor dying in a thai sauna before reaching full potential

My lats are smiling at me, DYELs, can you say the same?

>lifting for Mara
>no homo

> Not lifting for House Dagoth
You n'wah!

SHEZARINES are out SAVING THE WORLD while you TRAIN ALL DAY to make it to SOVENGARDE.

>play as female
>hunt down and kill the strongest most muscular creatures that exist
>so powerful their words can shape reality
>take everything from them
>their gold
>their sword collection
>their bones
>even their soul
>character name?
Gains Goblin

>tfw first sip of the day

youtube.com/watch?v=QImAUprVb78

How do i vivec mode?

youtube.com/watch?v=JKopKvJFFL0

fucking kek

>try stormcloaks for once because I'm always imperial
>ulfric and his manslave are extremely hostile from the get go
>Many of the storm cloaks express concern about Ulfric but care about their right to Talos worship more than they're worried about him
>every lore source in the game mentions how Ulfric would make the Thalmor situation worse/is a Thalmor asset
>Drive the empire out for Ulfric
>Feel no sense of accomplishment, only a sense of foreboding and having done something I may regret.

I don't see how anyone could justify joining the Stormcloaks when everyone, even the stormcloaks agree Ulfric is a psychopathic manchild and the empire ultimately wants to restore Talos worship when it's capable of toppling the Thalmor again.

You'd have to be hardcore RP'ing a dumb ass country bumpkin Nord to justify it.

blood for the natty king talos

Or a Dragonborn that's going to off Ulfric, assume command of the Stormcloaks and proceed to go all Tiber Septim.

is dagoths physique achievable natty?

Nobody in this thread is gonna make it.

Including me.
Praise Sheogorath.

>tfw skyrim came out nearly six years ago
Cut my life into pieces tbqh.

>Talos
>not Innos
baka desu senpai

>not worshipping lydia as your goddess
Literally never, and l mean NEVER gonna make it

Still a great game. In fact, all the elderscrolls are. I just got done replaying daggerfall through to skyrim, Well Im still working on skyrim.
The fact theyre all so moddable makes it really easy to modernize and play without worrying about how shit it looks.

>skooma
>natty

What is she a goddess of?

>letting that goblin carry all of your burdens, robbing you of your gains
I bet you fast travel, too

>athletics is no longer a skill
>fast travel is bad

Tiber Spetim didn't lift for Talos's glory either, why should I?

YOU HAVE COME. YOU HAVE COME TO HEAR ABOUT THE GLORY OF TALOS.

because talos didn't exist when he was alive breh

Because Tiber Septim is Talos you dingus.

Tiber Septim is one part of the oversoul that makes up the god, Talos.

>tfw discussing TES lore on Veeky Forums

>really makes you think

this is pretty awesome, will you put in on the skyrim workshop or only nexus?

give me your steam, Veeky Forums skyrim modder

>walk into headquarters after a two hand day session
>see this guy without clothes
>bottles of STA and STR potions (pic related) in the floor, all empty
>tell him about it
>"bro this is 100% natural bro alchemists do it from plants and shit bro"
>apparently everyone takes fucking stamina potions
>mfw i've been working my ass off eating beef and mead all fucking day for years
>mfw i could have been the fucking dragonborn by now
Please someone tell me i'm not the only fucking natty in skyrim

fuck. looks incredible.

someone pls save this thread

Thats topheavy twig-leg mode

So just do brosplit upper body 7 days a week and never touch the squat rack, unless youre going to do bicep curls in it

THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD

Youre not. I never use any performance enhancing potions. Just do BOMAD - barrel of mead a day to get big

that roastie was literally fucked to death by the daedric prince of rape

But what's your PR in 2h overhead swing? I can't get past the 3x2hohs at 45 weight and all my mates do it just as fucking warm up

I swing my dragonbone warhammer as cardio exercise mate

delete this

Might as well post my question here, seeing this thread attracted a pretty chill crowd.

I'm. 5'1", 170 lbs. I need to lose 45 lbs to get to my optimum weight, 125 lbs. Scooby's magic calculator, with the default 20% reduction in calories setting, predicted I'd lose only about 33 pounds. Does that mean losing 45 pounds is impossible? Or is it a, once you hit a 33 pound loss, you have to reconfigure the calories needed, as it will have reached some kind of plateau. Still doing what it says, of course, but I have to wonder. What does the dragonborn do once he's summoned by the Greybeards? Can the Thu'um be taught, like any skill?

Thanks, anons. Any help would be appreciated.

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GO AWAY

>blue board