*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

"Squats 400lbs low bar"
Heh, he'll have to let me through now

*teleports behind you*
*yells “HIPDRAHVE” as he rams his cock inside your bottom*

I would scare him away by reading off cardio regiments.

Excuse me kind manlet, would you please step aside as I am already late for my Crossfit session. Thank you

*grabs (you) by the throat*
>I INVENTED crossfit

Deal with it you bitter, strange little manlet

Just walk around him. Fat cunt probably takes 2 minutes to turn around

Distract him with a gallon of whole milk. Run past quickly while he consumes it.

what's your excuse for being weaker than a 60 yo man?

Social anxiety and mismatched priorities.

Only the strongest of warriors, those capable of of consuming a 4 bucket fulls of cow milk and squatting 405 pounds in the low bar position, will be granted the privilege of passing

I'm not

i care more about aesthetics than looking like shit and lifting some meme number that doesnt serve any function in actual society

I- I wasn't going to curl I swear, just wanted some dumbells for farmer's walks to improve my squat!

that's like six 5 kg plates each side what the fuck

>mixed grip

>Useless Strenght
>I want to look good

are you actually retarded?

>strength has no purpose
just wait til you get older, buddy.

Rippetoe is one pathetic individual

Can't stand the cunt

I offer him a gallon of milk in exchange for sace passage and usage of his many power racks.

Take it back

are you?

That's clearly only 1pl8

you dislike the guy enough to post about him. he will never know your name or spend a single second of his life to care about your existence.

p-please Mark I don't have any m-m-milk

Too busy being a fat, manlet aspie obsessing over his whiskey collection and jerking off to young guys getting to 30% bf from his GOMAD advice