/fph/ /fps/ /fht/ - Fat (people) [hate/stories] (thread)

because of the comeback joke

She would be hot if she isn't covered in blubber

Oh ok, you're right. I thought she was a drain on the economy, a resource wasting glutton, a 'lifestyle disease' magnet, an obesity statistic, and a walking joke. But you're right. She admitted she was fat so I guess none of that is true.

user, eat a snickers.

>i'm fat but i don't care, i'm happy about how my body looks!
>takes pics from a high angle and makes sure the only visible thing is her face
Like fucking clockwork.
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

some fat girls really have pretty faces, it's just the top down that's messed up. they have opposite butterface syndrome.

This.

My ex gf had a beautiful face. The she gained over a hundred pounds in the course of a year and a half and her face was still unaffected, her body became a shit show though.

That's the worst part of having reverse butterface; people still look good when they look at their face so they ignore that the rest of their entire body is grotesque

>be chubby 18 yr old grill
>decide to get fit
>am now pretty jacked in a feminine way, 24" waist, 37" hips. people regularly say I'm a goddess etc
>friends notice
>loads of friends come to me for fitness help
>spend time writing paragraphs upon paragraphs answering every question they have
>they all give up. all of them
>they don't even try
>they tell me they want to go to the gym with me but then the day rolls around and they ghost me
>ultimately lose faith in humanity
>become a nihilist
>at least I'll always be cuter than literally 95% of people bc it seems to be only about 5% of the population that actually has drive and willpower
why is humanity so disappointing Veeky Forums?

you sound like a complete and utter bitch.
>only people who care about the same things as me have drive and willpower.
>I take shit guys say to get in my pants way too seriously.
>normies being normies has driven me to nihilism.

Confirmed for hasn't made it.

Fuck off with that meme shit; if you honestly think like that then you're a shallow, immature cunt with a seriously vapid personality.

I mean going out of their way to message me and ask for help is a pretty good indication that they care. I disregard compliments men give me bc obviously they're bullshit. It's my female friends who have given me compliments like that.
All I'm saying is they see me as a person just like them who has achieved my goals, they clearly have similar goals, but they care too much about drinking and partying to do anything about it. I've lost close friends over this. It's shit

you're never going to leave humanity behind if you don't leave the normies behind first

nice blog posting faggot

I'm not even Stacy. I just know what it's like to get half way through giving out solicited advice and watch the person tune out. And to have 50+ conversations with someone about going to the gym just for them to never follow through. After a while it can start to become irritating.

I got catfished last night on tinder. Girl had nothing but headshots but looked legit gorgeous, get to her place and she was at least 50lbs heavier than I expected.

Still smashed though, but hate myself for it.

>Be fat fuck
>Up since 6pm yesterday
>Spent last 12 hours studying automotive mechanics text book because I recently had a job interview and looked like a fat retarded cuck
>Hoped to read thread and gain some daily self hatred motivation
>Realize nothing can make me hate myself more than I already do
>Leave a shitpost and go back to reading how to diagnose and repair windshield wiper faults

>I mean going out of their way to message me and ask for help ...
Happens to every Veeky Forums person, the number of times friends and family (and strangers at the gym) recruited me to show/explain basic shit is probably in the dozens - a couple stuck with it, most give up a couple of months in. Why do you think most people on the street are slobs? Still doesn't mean you're better than them or more successful, just because I care about being Veeky Forums, doesn't mean it's the most important thing in the world. And if you're so pissed at wasting your valuable time, just say no.

>but they care too much about drinking and partying to do anything about it
People who are in the gym on fridays will wish they were at the club, people who spent it at the club will wish they stuck to their diet instead or studied. People who spent it creating a wormhole to another galaxy will regret that shit once they realized it actually leads to hell. Just worry about your fucking self.

How did the last one hit bump limit when it is dead with 4 total posts?

Nvm I just remembered that my retarded unhealthy lifestyle will
>give me dumbfuck retard illnesses like type 2 diabetes
>causes my constantly sore joints
> causes most of my low self esteem and mood problems
>will make me basically a thief that steals money from healthy workers to pay for my self inflicted retard diseases
>Will probably kill me 10 years before the technological singularity where my generation becomes the first to live forever

Oh yeah and being a fat fucking shit made my dick smaller.

I'm fucking moron that deserves to either be treated as a joke or a mental invalid for how I've treated my body and my lasting impact to the world will probably be as an example of how not to live.

should be alarm bells ringing as soon as you realise there are no body pics.

If you really cared you know what you'd do.

so change it you cunt. it's not even hard, just eat less.

Well I'm learning to say no, the process by which I'm doing that is just making me really disappointed by a lot of people.
They've expressed very clearly that they want to change but they don't ever change. They're stuck in their ways. All I can do is resolve to not have children like that

Over the last couple days I watched both MTV Fat Camp docs while working arms. They are 10/10 entertainment.

youtube.com/watch?v=dLqUFLl4rbQ

youtube.com/watch?v=1ypwRDdUIw0

Now I don't know what to watch while doing arms. Suggestions?

WHATEVER IT TAKES GODDAMMIT

I'd like to add that the reason I find them 10/10 is that you're watching a pod of fat child whales go from being fat, ornery little cunts into less fat, fitness enlightened kids who (in several cases) have gone on to be fit adults since the docs were filmed. It's both "ha ha, fat people" and it's also "damn it feels good to watch someone see the light and better themself" entertainment, a perfect mix. I wish like fuck they had made more.
Recommended.

This reminds me of watching police brutality videos on youtube, half the cops are so fat that their vests don't fit right. Especially common among women. Does anyone seriously think a 250lbs, 5'5'' fatass can be an effective police officer?

why?

>these people weight 50-90 pounds more than me
>I still feel as fat as them

Wtf

(5'7 or 5'6 and a half, 139 pounds, M)

Ur a dood m8 i promise.

can all of you please kill yourselves or at least go back to /r/Veeky Forums where you belong? Thanks

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>be PhD student
>about to start teaching
>selection process for teaching is very strict, hugely honoured to even be chosen
>work my butt off to create a great course
>this fat ham is allowed to talk about her disgusting failure of a life at a university and call it 'teaching'

All is lost.

These fucking hams man. I wish we could ship them off to some disease-ridden village in Africa. Let those people have a laugh too, for a change.

>>selection process for teaching is very strict, hugely honoured to even be chosen
what field are you in? If it's a real field then yeah, you're competing against smart and driven people. Whereas she was probably a Women's Studies professor or some shit like that, where the selection process is just picking one idiot from a pool of idiots

What the hell are fat studies?

>still smashed though

Doesn't matter got laid the post.

Not in the Social Sciences, thank god.

You can get a degree in anything.

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>should be alarm bells ringing as soon as you realise there are no body pics.

Not him, but girls in my area always use college or even high school photos before they ballooned in weight.

The better the chat goes, the heavier they'll be. ;_;

They're about as effective as the /fraud/ cops who are running so much T that they think they're soldiers, not babysitters (which is what they should be, 90% of the time).

Sex isn't a social construct, gender is. Sex is biological, gender is cultural.

I'm not even into the whole "there are more than 2 genders!!!" bullshit and even I know the difference. If you're going to mock them, at least gain an understanding of what you're mocking.

still weightin' on recommendations

>tfw there are more faculty in that department, but only one of them at a time can fit on a sign

i bet it hurts. i bet lots of things hurt.

I'm pretty sure that sex doesn't exist in feminist land. That weird faggot that argued with J.Peterson said as much and he's a professor in this shit.

So you're right and wrong.

Read Kierkegaard or old fyodor, leave nihilist trash behind

Understanding something and agreeing with it are two different things you deranged faggot. Gender roles exist because they're inherent in our biology. There are observable differences between male and female behavior in nature. You'd have to be an ideologue to disagree.

Just start saying XX-person and XY-person. (Or XXY-person for those on Veeky Forums with memefelter syndome.) Any fight they pick with this classification will help us dispel with their fiction.

Holy fuck, i gained 30 lbs over the course of 6 months and felt like a fucking animal. How do you gain 100 lbs and not stop yourself at some point?

dude fuck off

The sad thing is that in large parts of the developing world obesity is now becoming a health issue, mainly due to the prevalence of calorie dense food and a complete lack of education. Combine this with a lack of access to healthcare due to poverty, and you can already see how fucked these people are going to be in a few decades.

On the upside, it will probably provide us with some high quality epidemiological data on mortality rates and causes of unmedicated obesity.

if you have a dick your gender is male, you can cut off your dick, pump yourself full of hormones, put on a wig and make people call you Janette, but if every one of the 30 trillion cells in your body has a y chromosome you are still a male.

Gender is not a social construct.
Male=Men
Female=Women

Exceptions are not enough to justify it as a social construct.

Your (((agenda))) has no power here.

Sex is gender.

>He doesn't get it

>The people are literally angry and jealous all damn day. They are angry because apparently they don't do anything out of the sheer joy of doing it. They stay sober to prevent becoming a junkie.
>I'm already a junkie. I do heroin because I love it. I eat pills because they work well with my body and I feel better when coming down. If I function or not is not the issue.
>As long as I feel good then I'm good. I couldn't imagine living my life in fear of becoming a junkie and I imagine seeing us just happy with how we are right now is triggering for them.

Amazing what changing a few words does.

get bent, retard.

Literally every psychology textbook written since the dark ages disagrees.

But please, back to FPH.

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>I lift some weights and watch my diet, like 90% of this board and a good portion of the populace.
>This makes me justified in being a cringy asshole with a superiority complex.
>#gym'tillIdie #yeahshesquatsbro

>psychology textbook
Lmao come back when your science isn't softer than a baby dick, which coincidentally holds more weight than the loose framework of '''theory''' and political pandering that is the field of psychology.

> gender roles are inherent
Then why are they so different between cultures?

>stacy1
>stacy2

Name a couple non-rare (this one tribe hundreds of years ago) examples please.

You don't have to discredit the whole field of Psychology to discredit her m8, what she said was a total lie. Sociologists are the ones saying gender is a 'social construction' If any psychology textbooks comply with this they are modern western ones who most likely fear a shitstorm of SJW's menstruating everywhere if they don't

Explain gender dysphoria if gender is a social construct.

They're different, hurrrrr.

Are they THAT different?

And I'm not talking about women rights. I'm talking about taking care of children, providing, emotional issues, sex, etc.

First off, I totally agree with you.

Second off, I don't know why people use that picture when Gandalf pretty clearly had power there...

lmao

Guys, STFU and get back to FPH PLEAES

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When you go bra-less

Fuck off, Sociology is based. Don't discredit a field because a few dumbasses are misinterpretating some of its ideas.

>Sociologists are the ones saying gender is a 'social construction

That's mostly Social or Cultural Anthropologists. (European) sociology is quite based and usuallty works with hard demographic data.

>she has an in-built hand rest

>'gender is a social construction'
>'there is no such thing as race'
>feminism is considered an entire field of sociology study

Sociology is one step up from 'womens studies' m8

>healthy, balanced dinner
mhmm

It's a mental disorder.

You have no clue what you're talking about and you know it.

Go read the founding fathers of Sociology.

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>"not your porn"

Half a step up.
Really Economics is the sociology+math.

>I'm in heaps of debt because I chose to study a made up subject and now I defend it on the internet to reassure myself

Holy fuck I know that girl. She once fell through a wooden staircase and was stuck for two hours!

>Thin privilege is not having building structures collapse under your weight leaving you stranded for hours

Ho shit. Well, sounds like she hasn't changed at all user.